Signs your getting old?
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- shapesalad-1
You want to join a Morris dancing group:
I used to love seeing the longsword dance when I were a lad.
- Used to go watch this as a family every Boxing DayMrT
- seems to be an ancient pre-Gay ritual...robotron3k
- why are the swords so bendy?Gnash
- pre-gay?monospaced
- fooler21
you start using old-timey vocabulary like "hurt like the dickens"
- "They made a hullabaloo."notype
- Calling companies “outfits”HijoDMaite
- How dare you. =)DRIFTMONKEY
- DRIFTMONKEY6
Stubbed my toe a couple weeks ago. Happens a lot, so I shrugged it off. Hurt like the dickens though. As the day went on, it hurt more and more. Turns out I fractured the damned thing. Now I'm the "cane guy" in the office. I was already 10+ years older than everyone here, now I'm fucking mummy dust.
- Mummy dust!nocomply
- Kinda similar thing happened to me last year. After a week I got x-rays. Turned out I fractured my kneecap.nocomply
- Lmao sorry dudeHijoDMaite
- Ok, walking with a cane is next level shit lol. You're winning!desmo
- adapt Abraham SImpson voice for full packagedrgs
- "mummy dust" haha, brilliant. I have t-shirts older than some of my team :(mrAtor
- Another sign: "hurt like the dickens".stoplying
- haha MrAtor - I wore a tee the other day which I realised is from 1998 and is still in pretty much perfect condition :\detritus
- I fractured my leg a month or so ago, but just ended up walking it off. Had a bad limp for a week or so, and my shin was yellow and disgusting for a bit.garbage
- Drink your milk.garbage
- haha mummy dustprophetone
- https://i.imgur.com/…DRIFTMONKEY
- nocomply-1
I haven't had to use the Unsharp Mask filter in Photoshop for years.
Just applied it and had to get all close to my monitor and squint to see the difference between before and after.
- _me_0
Watching the Tour de France to Vivaldi four seasons - a happy and amazed 43 year old right here !
- fooler14
I removed the aerator screens on my kitchen faucet to clean them to get better water flow and not to use them as a screen for a pot pipe.
- LolHijoDMaite
- hahaGnash
- I purchased a bag of screens for my bong.zarkonite
- DaveO3
Phenomenally frustrated when anyone displays a slight lack of common sense
- scruffics-2
What?! Did you say something?
- desmo2
I hurt my knee picking up a couple bags of groceries off the floor.
- fooler2
I am currently sitting in a doctors office awaiting treatment for throwing my back out from bending over to pick up a shirt off of the floor.
- api5
when you can easily afford the new macbook pro and think a hackintosh is too much work to do.
- Maaku4
- try beerapi
- because it*Maaku
- I never have alcohol with my food, except wine.Maaku
- I will occasionally get a chocolate shake for my son, take one sip and that's good enough for meprophetone
- what we need is more malt shops!prophetone
- Five Guys has malts.DRIFTMONKEY
- noticed all the stuff like this I loved as a kid now just tastes like sugar icing.inteliboy
- It's not you, they've actually made it shittier. Replace expensive fat/protein Cal's with cheap sugar caloriesmonNom
- There are hershies bars that can't legally be called chocolate anymore from this shit.monNom
- stoplying3
I saw Radiohead last night and was a little shocked at just how much mary janes were being puffed. I was a bit taken aback.
- capn_ron0
I bought Twizzlers Nibs at Rite-Aid last night and last week i put carob chips on my frozen yogurt. Next up is probably pistachio ice cream the way things are going.
- Bindegal-7
- sothere1
I wonder if I have the stamina to go through the 3 interviews, design test and two-week trail it seems to takes to get a new job.