Signs your getting old?
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- maquito0
Posting “absurd handover” as my most sincere reply. Again.
- Bennn2
There's so much noise outside, i'm about to get crazy! Sometimes I want to leave the city and go in the woods.
- I totally get that. We did it though, its ace!slappy
- There are tigers in the woods Ben, think on it beforeOBBTKN
- sometimes i'm really tired of living surrounded by people in the city, i'd want my private backyard and no neighbour over or under meBennn
- You don't need to move to the woods for that... just the suburbs.ETM
- one day maybeBennn
- nocomply9
I was having lunch at my Mom's place last week for her birthday.
She asked me if I wanted a beer and I said "sure."
She proceeded to pull out one of her boyfriend's beers from the fridge. It was a Bud Light in an 8oz. can.
I had never seen any beer in such a small size before, and you know what I said?
"Hey, this is the perfect size for lunch!"
WTF is wrong with me?
- Bud Light.MrT
- lolSimonFFM
- In Portugal we have 20cl (6.76oz.) beers, allways cool :) https://marketeer.pt…dmay
- that's not beerKrassy
- Beer: cheapest way to legally get drunk since price of Lysol went up. There's a reason in the ethyl distill industry beer is classed as 'unrefined'BustySaintClaire
- Perfect for lunch, because you'd catch the same buzz off of a bottle of water.section_014
- bezoar0
The greying of my hair is in this order:
Head
Beard
Chest
Nose
ArmpitWhat does that leave? The time is nigh. Fuck no, not my pubes.
- fooler4
I threatened to stop the car and turn around and go home when my 3 and 7 year old boys were fighting in the backseat while heading to the beach.
- Polisz2
When I started read qbn, I did not have a 9-year-old daughter and a 6-year-old son. But are these signs: D?
- MrT3
3 beers at the pub trivia and I'm hungover. Got all the 70s and 80s music questions right, but the one from 2005 may as well have been broadcast by aliens.
- https://www.youtube.…DRIFTMONKEY
- WEAK!!!pango
- IT WAS KELLY CLARKSON!MrT
- pango1
Is this a getting old thing?
I don't like to bring too many things with me when i go out. Not even my wallet.
I just take a rubber band and bundle up few cards and bills.I've managed to clone the RDIF on my bus card to my phone. so that's taken care off.
or am i going backward?
- let's get pango a ...https://images-na...notype
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- pango i see old dudes with rubberband bills around my neighborhood. join the club.notype
- I have this. https://www.casanova…pango
- it's supposedly for misc camera gadgets. but I do use it for casual going out.pango
- attached to a regular belt of course.pango
- make it rain yo! https://c8.alamy.com…pango
- I hate bringing full pockets or wallets, always phone in hand and a card and some bills in a slim wallet. Home keys in secondary pocket...OBBTKN
- I let my id and other unnecesary cards in car when i'm out. My friends use backpacks and belt wallets, come on... They bring out more stuff than womenOBBTKN
- How do you clone the RDIF on your card to your phone?Maaku
- It's a hipster thing ;-)Krassy
- Maaku. I use an Android phone. The are many apps that lets you come RFID cardspango
- *Clone...pango
- notype1
• stop slamming that door!
• quit running down the stairs!
• close the gate!
• turn off the lights!
• bed by 10p, week nights sometimes weekends
• wake up automatically 6/7a weekends
- docpoz-3
- desmo2
^^
Going to see Steely Dan at the end of the month.
...will also drink a La Croix and enjoy my evening :)
- nocomply4
I'm going to share a short story here:
I went to a show last night (Tuesday) alone. Summoning the strength to leave the house required significant effort, but I already had a ticket and really wanted to go.
I drove myself to the venue and drank a La Croix on the way there.
I arrived 20 minutes before the headliner started and thought, "Yes! Perfect timing."
I didn't order any drinks at the bar. I'm getting over a cold and wasn't in the mood.
The show ended just before midnight and I was thankful for an "early" ending at a venue where shows regularly end closer to 1am, or later.
I thought about stopping at 7-11 to get a Coke on the way home for a minute, then remembered that Coke has been gross to me after the first 2 sips for around 10 years.
Passed an In-n-Out near my house and thought about going through the drive-thru to get a milkshake, but then remembered that having a milkshake this late at night would destroy me.
Came home, had another La Croix, and went to bed.
- thought this was going to be about bladder control issues ;)monospaced
- I had OMD tickets and almost didn't go because it takes too long to recover after being out so late. I left before they were done to beat the crowd getting out.lemmy_k
- La Croix looks classyshapesalad
- ^^^ it's gross. I'd rather just drink plain water.section_014
- Had to Google La Croix.
http://i0.kym-cdn.co…Maaku - I like this.notype
- Get Up Kids?studderine
- Haha mono, same.garbage
- The missus always has La Croix in the fridge, and sometimes I'll have a sip. Tastes like Shang Tsung has performed a fatality on a 7up.garbage
- Where's the punch line?pango
- Yeah I saw the Get Up Kids at the Casbah, which in itself is probably a sign, right?nocomply
- I almost went but I was out of town!studderine
- robotron3k-5
Googling soundcloud rapper who gets wacked...
- prophetone0
I found myself on the Lee Valley site the other day