Signs your getting old?
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- necromation2
Thought i lost one of my bike keys ONLY, to only find it in bike locked my garage...So take the key out and home only to find it lost on the way home from my garage (10 min walk )... I get a UBER back to the garage, i can't find it.
The next day i use one of my other bikes and when i lock it up at the end of the day as I'm leaving, i find the other key sitting on the wall! Super excited... so the weekend comes i take the lost key bike out, after a day of riding with her tuck up i stop of at my local for a drink and my daughter meets me for lemonade (she's 1) we walk home and guess what... I lost the fucking key again! My misses is giving me that "you're a fucking twat...But i ain't saying nothing) look. I walk back to the pub, nobody's handed it in. the next day i go to take the other bike out so i can ride to the gym... and the fucking is in the other bike!!!
I'm gonna bored you even more... But i lost it and found it again before that day was done. #dickhead
- *(she's 12!)necromation
- https://www.youtube.…hans_glib
- you're mastering the "being-old thing", mate ;)OBBTKN
- ^^^ Innit! there i was young cool and now i'm thinking about some kind zip line for my keys like a caretaker...necromation
- Are you a cartoon character?pango
- Hans... Oh my dyslexia is getting worse too. I'm fucked hahahahanecromation
- how many bikes?CALLES
- 1o mins uber drive to garage?CALLES
- CALLES - I have currently, three motorbike and the reason for the UBER is it a fucking huge hill... I don’t mind walking down but up every morning, nahnecromation
- Had to get a garage (10 min walk) as I live in a flat and my underground carpark kept getting broken into for my Ducati’s...necromation
- *gradually working out where necromotion lives.Nairn
- NBQ001
I may have sever hormonal imbalance. For 2 straight weeks I was horny as fuck. And now going into 2nd straight week of not being able to get my dick up.
- *severeNBQ00
- Be grateful you still remember what being horny is...OBBTKN
- https://i.imgur.com/…utopian
- I feel like shit when not horny.NBQ00
- Anti-depressantsGnash
- maybe that explains cotd....pango
- Married? Children? If no to both you have a very serious problem. If yes then this is normal.monospaced
- Lack of action in COTD?autoflavour
- Lol monoNBQ00
- Sorry to hear, mono, hope it gets better soon.Gnash
- fooler5
I have not seen and have no desire to see Avengers: Endgame. In fact, I think all most superhero movies are lame cinematic shit shows.
- the reality you live in must be full of wonder and love... ffs man, it's called escapismimbecile
- yeah cos the only means of escapism available are marvel movies...MrT
- if you don't want to go, that's fine, but why defend someone who spends time hating something they take no part in? seems wasteful and borne of negativity. :)imbecile
- it's like saying you don't want to read a book or drive a car or take a walk... don't.imbecile
- Is this the Necessary Adulation for Comic Book Capers thread, or the Signs You're Getting Old thread?Nairn
- getting mad at things you choose to remain ignorant of is the definition getting old, point made.imbecile
- if fooler doesn't like superhero movies, that's fine too. Less people watch them than don't : )MrT
- Getting Mad? Choosing to remain ignorant of? Are we reading the same words?
You're taking all this quite seriously - big Avengers fan?Nairn
- rootlock7
You stop caring what people think.
- bainbridge3
You don't want to hang out with 21 year old girls.
- See also; 21 year old girls don't want to hang out with you because they assume you're one of their dadsFax_Benson
- ... one of them?MrT
- then they choose their dad, one out of many to hang out with.api
- I met a 24 year old one and ten years ago I would be totally in love and try to get into her schedule and panties. now I just feel good with myself and leave itoey
- this also means that I won't age, because they're around me all the time...SimonFFM
- ^ ah! you drink their energy you vampire!oey
- Bennn5
- but old people can use scizzors.CyBrainX
- how does this dude see?section_014
- only thing he needs to see is his glass of scotchmaquito
- CALLES6
I like my flights early. tomorrows flight is at 644. meaning I have to get up around 430 to go towards the airport around 5. that's the way I roll
- PonyBoy6
This morning in a meeting w/a new group I'm working with I brought up a reoccurring theme from some of my favorite movies to describe the kind of personality we wanted to portray for a series of commercials we're putting together (specifically: Randy Quaid's character in National Lampoon's Vacation movies).
The 24 yr old producer and 19 year old intern stared... and stared... until one spoke up w/a half-cocked head like a puppy confused by strange sounds from the TV:
"What movies? Who?"
"You know!" I shouted gleefully... "European Vacation!... ... Vegas Vacation?....... CHRISTMAS VACATION??!... SHITTER WAS FULLL??!!"
More confused stares.
I then began to sing 'Holiday Road' by Lindsay Buckingham...
... NOTHING.
- ...realllllll niiiceprophetone
- I give people homework when they do this. One guy here hasnt even seen any arnie films...like wtf!mugwart
- scarabin_net5
just had to teach a coworker how to address an envelope for mailing a letter
- ... how old are they?mugwart
- 28scarabin_net
- noooooooooonotype
- 28 ... that's just ignorantmugwart
- WhiteFace4
Found myself just browsing around a pharmacy this morning.
- detritus3
Oh My God.
"The Berlin Wall has now been down longer than it was up"
- shapesalad4
When you're in a clothing store's fitting room with angled mirrors. In the reverse reflection, you see the back of a mans head. He's in the early stages of going bald, from the crown area... you momentarily think someone else is in the fitting room with you.
You then spend 20mins inspecting the beginning balding area, and then put it down to the strong lights of the fitting room...
But deep down... you know... you're getting old.
- upon returning home, you photoshop a bald head onto your photo to see how it suits you... and weep.shapesalad
- lolGuyFawkes
- haha, I know that feeling!SimonFFM
- Trim or shaveMaaku
- Raniator7
I don't understand how Snapchat works.