Signs your getting old?
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Thought i lost one of my bike keys ONLY, to only find it in bike locked my garage...So take the key out and home only to find it lost on the way home from my garage (10 min walk )... I get a UBER back to the garage, i can't find it.
The next day i use one of my other bikes and when i lock it up at the end of the day as I'm leaving, i find the other key sitting on the wall! Super excited... so the weekend comes i take the lost key bike out, after a day of riding with her tuck up i stop of at my local for a drink and my daughter meets me for lemonade (she's 1) we walk home and guess what... I lost the fucking key again! My misses is giving me that "you're a fucking twat...But i ain't saying nothing) look. I walk back to the pub, nobody's handed it in. the next day i go to take the other bike out so i can ride to the gym... and the fucking is in the other bike!!!
I'm gonna bored you even more... But i lost it and found it again before that day was done. #dickhead
- *(she's 12!)necromation
- https://www.youtube.…hans_glib
- you're mastering the "being-old thing", mate ;)OBBTKN
- ^^^ Innit! there i was young cool and now i'm thinking about some kind zip line for my keys like a caretaker...necromation
- Are you a cartoon character?pango
- Hans... Oh my dyslexia is getting worse too. I'm fucked hahahahanecromation
- how many bikes?CALLES
- 1o mins uber drive to garage?CALLES
- CALLES - I have currently, three motorbike and the reason for the UBER is it a fucking huge hill... I don’t mind walking down but up every morning, nahnecromation
- Had to get a garage (10 min walk) as I live in a flat and my underground carpark kept getting broken into for my Ducati’s...necromation
- *gradually working out where necromotion lives.Nairn