Signs your getting old?
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- drgs8
The older I get, the less I pretend
- ShenanigansTV4
Weed is legal.
- I smoked more pot when it was illegal. I'm that old!fooler
- Me too.ShenanigansTV
- I smoked more pot than u during a live stream on Newstoday than u did as an adult!!!e-pill
- I hate the smell of weed. Please smoke it far away from me and others like me.shapesalad
- I'm so old a joint was a dollar when I smoked. And an ounce was $40.CyBrainX
- fooler5
During road trips, I stop at historical landmarks and national monuments for a little history lesson.
- whatthefunk7
- Word autorecover pretty much does this now.sarahfailin
- google docs?imbecile
- fooler6
this recording is 30 years old today...
- Jesus fucking christ I missed this. I bought this in 1989 when I was 14, looking for Fools Gold which wasn't on it.5timuli
- grew up on this band! ah, the memories!Krassy
- I first heard this on a jukebox in a crap pub back home. A mate had just returned from Manchester in a kagoul. It was like https://www.youtube.…MrT
- BusterBoy4
When the girl (woman) you had an office fling with 25 years ago posts a photo of her 21 year old daughter on Facebook and she's smoking hot! Jeebus!
Disclaimer...we were both single at the time!
- The woman or daughter is hot?freedom
- Both!BusterBoy
- CREEPER ALERT! lolpango
- yup...BusterBoy
- It did slightly creep me out...not as though she's a young kid anymore though! And I'm not into the mother/daughter thing....gross! I'm too old anyway.BusterBoy
- hmm, you sure about the math -- was the fling 22 years ago perhaps?Gnash
- hahahaha...definitel... NOT!BusterBoy
- Lol Gnash!notype
- I literally lol’ed, that was goodnotype
- Are you really stalking someone you knew 25 years ago, before FB was invented. Is she married to someone else?freedom
- Not stalking...I'm friends with her. We stayed friends long after we stopped working together. It is possible to do that.BusterBoy
- DRIFTMONKEY7
I just ordered some of that fancy bamboo bedding, and I'm really fucking excited about it.
- NBQ001
- Patrick Duffypablo28
- Reasons to stay in school, kids:
a) look what you end up with, girl.
b) dude, look what you end up with.Gnash - Signs SHE's getting oldKrassy
- Antonio Banderas looking toit like a toiger.Gucci
- Patrick PuffyFax_Benson
- Ewwdocpoz
- Man from FatlantisMrT
- Xoxodocpoz
- Developing that armpit boob fat is killer, means T-shirts no longer fit anymoreThe_Reprisalizer
- OBBTKN5
When you back home from a 30 km bike ride totally wasted... I need to lose weight and exercise more during weekdays
But... Now I'm going to prepare a delicious paella for my family and have got a pair of fresh cider bottles waiting in the fridge, calling me!
Priorities
- how long did your ride take?imbecile
- 1h, the plan was to ride around 3 hours, but was too tiredOBBTKN
- i do a similar ride of just over 20 miles in an hour so i wanted to compareimbecile
- At first I thought you meant that you got beers afterward. That's awesome man... just keep at it.notype
- First run I had a little over a month ago, could barely make 1mi. I was weezing and panting allovertheplace. Today did 5mi non-stop.notype
- ^running.notype
- @imbecile: 20mph average speed? You should race. That's a hell of a pace.section_014
- @section, if you can not done this average, better don't waste time wearing the lycras, lolOBBTKN
- ^^ I don't. I love cycling, but I'm not out there wearing tights and eating gel packs. I don't even use clipless pedals.section_014
- scarabin1
when camping you use a $1500 shiftpod outfitted with a $1000 generator, a $600 air conditioner, a full suit of furniture, and a solar-powered surround sound projection theater instead of a $20 tent
- hehe... that's more than some call 'home'PonyBoy
- that’s not camping is it?monospaced
- what about a super 73 electric bike? only $2800 lolsea_sea
- at least it's not an RV yet, got 10-15 more years before i hit that phasescarabin
- You made yourself well comfortable at Burning Man this year!Continuity
- I saw a family bring their own flooring to the campsite this year.mekk
- I bought a VW Westfalia and spent thousands of dollars making it road and camp worthy. Not quite an RV. I still have a few years before I get that old.fooler
- GlampingCALLES
- fooler3
I bought me some Centrum Silver multivitamins
- ideaist5
I'm wearing a Holter/Heart monitor (once again) @ 40 years old as I continue to age rapidly internally BUT (seemingly) continue to age in inverse (like Benjamin Button) externally.
: )
- CyBrainX3
I'm terrified by the prospect of retirement. I won't go into details but it's messed with my sleeping habits in a big way.
- Are you going to retire soon? If not, don't think about it, seriously, it's not worth it, we're doomed... Cheer up!OBBTKN
- About 9 years. My GF wants to leave NYC and I just recently came to the conclusion we wouldn't be able to afford it on a fixed income.CyBrainX
- Some people would welcome a change but this seems like a soul crushing loss, even years down the road.CyBrainX
- It messes me up for a bit as well. Seeing just how much that can change in just 6month, a plan for 10 years down the road must remain flexible. A lot can changemisterhow
- I know a lot can change. My therapist is on repeat with that idea. So far, I'm struggling with it.CyBrainX
- I just read that we self-employed will not be able to retire until the age of 71 here... another 20 years working for me. LOLOBBTKN
- I'm fine working forever... if anyone will want the old fogey version of me.CyBrainX
- FuckYakuZoku
- So you would prefer to stay in NYC and continue working as late as possible? Is this what you're saying?HAL9001
- I would prefer that but with the rate of common charge increases at my coop, I don't think I'll be able to afford it in retirement.CyBrainX
- Either way, I'd like to keep working late as possible.CyBrainX
- i see. You'll figure that out man, life finds a way, iam sure you gonna be alrightHAL9001
- caterpus6
dating someone based on their personality and not their looks
- Lolpango
- lol, the pool depleting?notype
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- fooler4
I was standing in line at 7:59 waiting for Trader Joes to open in a Saturday morning.
- https://vm.tiktok.co…prophetone
- Appropriately, I don't have a TikTok account.CyBrainX
- Coupons at the ready, I hope?Continuity
- Signs your(sic) getting hungry?Krassy
- doggydoggdog3
- Worst. Orgy. Ever.Nairn
- They look happy, and sure they know lots of good recipes... It could be worse ;)OBBTKN
- lol @Nairnskinny_puppy
- How many Karen’s can you count?Ramanisky2
- ^ A gaggle. A gaggle of Karens.Continuity
- OBBTKN3
When you remember this sound, like it was yesterday:
And playing with Macintosh and PS1 on late 80's... god, i am not old, i am a dinosaur, LMAO
- http://m.memegen.com…Gnash
- ^ yessir!OBBTKN
- We had our first computer with internet in 1997 when i was 18 yo. It was really exciting days discovering all thisBennn
- the NewsToday and the web design community came shortly after and it was the most creative time of my life. Good time.Bennn
- last time around 2005 at my parents housedrgs
- I remember the first time i heard this, at school, using their computers to access boards to download games for the Amiga :)detritus
- yesterday my internet was as slow as back then... it took 1 minute to load just one nudie... oh dear...SimonFFM