Signs your getting old?
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- Akagiyama12
So, as I'm getting older, I'm obviously getting wrinkly, a bit dried out in places, so I use a simple daily cocoa butter cream so I don't look like a creep with ashy legs and elbows.
Got a new one today, and opened up the foil lid inside with every intention of just pulling the lid back on and using it tonight after a shower.
But then, for some fucking reason, my dumb ass, instead of just throwing the foil away...decided to let my old swiss cheese brain take over and convince my arm, hand, and mouth that I had just opened a yogurt.
You guys, I fucking LICKED the cocoa butter body lotion off the foil.
What the fuck??
- Nairn1
One of the parents from school is celebrating their Fiftieth with a 90s themed party in a local pizza brewery place, so everyone's getting into the spirit, and I'm digging out all the worst excesses of clothes that sort of fit that era, including Issey Miyake scent, laid on a bit too heavy, and some terrible shades that I bought and age ago and never wore because they were, frankly, awful.
Problem is, I'm going to have to walk a kilometre or so in said garb, looking (and smelling) like an absolute tit.
I always did hate fancy dress.
- Up until an hour ago I Absolutely Was Not Going, but was at a mutual kids b'day and realised I'd be the curmudgeon I am if I didn't give it a go. ffs.Nairn
- The birthday boy is apparently dressed as Mr Motivator, which if you know him is funny because he's an ultra-violet white Northern Irish bloke.Nairn
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- go with CK-One (at least in the US, I think). lolSquiddy
- cannonball19784
Taking forever in the morning for my eyesight to focus.
- Caffeine. It works wonders, says a profoundly nearsighted person (especially on Mondays) ;)OBBTKN
- Thisssss I feel like I'm going blind but then I'm fine... but then after about 9pm at night, gotta bust out the readers for the iPad lolprophetone
- jagara2
The oldest Gen Z turn 30 next year.
