Signs your getting old?

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• Akagiyama12

  So, as I'm getting older, I'm obviously getting wrinkly, a bit dried out in places, so I use a simple daily cocoa butter cream so I don't look like a creep with ashy legs and elbows.

  Got a new one today, and opened up the foil lid inside with every intention of just pulling the lid back on and using it tonight after a shower.

  But then, for some fucking reason, my dumb ass, instead of just throwing the foil away...decided to let my old swiss cheese brain take over and convince my arm, hand, and mouth that I had just opened a yogurt.

  You guys, I fucking LICKED the cocoa butter body lotion off the foil.

  What the fuck??

  

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  • LolYakuZoku
  • mmmmbezoar
  • So how did it taste?Nairn
  • Like sweet but bitter mayonaise.Akagiyama
  • You nasty.
    
    Lolz.ideaist
  • HA!mxhxr
  • If it's any consolation, I've washed my face with lotion and moisturized with toothpaste in the past weekmxhxr
  • Oh man... Pukes!OBBTKN
  • ^^ Ooo, minty!Akagiyama
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