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- scarabin7
How do you think the unthinkable?
With an ithberg.
- - Mike Tyson!GeorgesII
- tee ha!docpoz
- haha!! thomewhat thilly ..and thmart.chukkaphob
- Too soon.BK
- MrT2
Why does Britain love tea so much?
Because tea leaves.
- nb-2
Here is a good one
http://tinyurl.com/6dftxn- i see what you did therepockets
- http://qbn.todayimbecile
- No? No?nb
- oey0
I know how the eastern European dudes are.
yurimon
I can not stop thinking that this is a joke. This must be a joke right?
It's the only reasonable explanation I can find. I know that there's people who actually think in this terms. Like generalizing and stereotyping but I somehow believe that yurimon is more intelligent and just want to provoke and be polemic.- ha... ha?!?kona
- you fucking what now?set
- ^
what?oey - yurimon wrote that part in a note replying to I guess fadein11oey
- yurimon's grammar is like a virus -- it's spreadingGnash
- We we are fuck all doomedset
- no it was for me :) and this was the original post: http://www.qbn.com/r…
*check how he managed to run into a classic trapsted - in the notes of this post:
http://www.qbn.com/r…sted - yuri is googletelligent.sted
- set is a bit over the top today...chill out mate.oey
- CALLES0
"Don't doubt me on this. A lot of people think that all of us used to be gorillas, and they're looking for the missing link out there. The evolution crowd. They think we were originally apes... If we were the original apes, then how come Harambe is still an ape, and how come he didn't become one of us?"
-Rush Limbaugh
- ShenanigansTV0
Knock Knock
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Whose there?
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Mormons.
- Drumpf4
- i guess you are the joke cause hes looking at your user name.yurimon
- Fucking YurinalDrumpf
- He's looking at all the threads on the left.Maaku
- ok so he thinking your posts are a waste of time and and like these wankers cant even make bank posting.yurimon
- Jokes in bad tasteBusterBoy
- is no fucking thread safe from this shitscarabin
- Why is yuri responding like this was aimed at him?monospaced
- apparently yuri is still on QBN 1.0moldero
- chukkaphob4
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.
The auditor said, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable.”
“I’m a great gambler, and I can prove it,” says Grandpa. “How about a demonstration?”
The auditor thinks for a moment and said, “Okay. Go ahead.”
Grandpa says, “I’ll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.”
The auditor thinks a moment and says, “It’s a bet.”
Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor’s jaw drops.
Grandpa says, “Now, I’ll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye.”
Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn’t blind, so he takes the bet. Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.
The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa’s attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.
“Want to go double or nothing?” Grandpa asks. “I’ll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.”
The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there’s no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.
Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily, he can’t make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he ends up urinating all over the auditor’s desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Grandpa’s own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.
“Are you okay?” the auditor asks.
“Not really,” says the attorney. “This morning, when Grandpa told me he’d been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you’d be happy about it!”
- good one.oey
- desperado?inteliboy
- ^ This, but its always good to hear it told different ways. As my english teacher told me after I told the joke in front of the whole class. :)sofakingback
- +1terry_cloth
- scarabin1
A Roman man walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "Five beers, please."
- ...and an order of your greeceiest friesprophetone
- how about he crosses his arms and says"gimme 10"!capn_ron
- lol ronscarabin
- BusterBoy0
Bought some nice flavoured condoms the other week. Told my wife when we were in bed the other day to which she enthusiastically dived under the covers...she popped up a minute later and asked 'honey, were they cheese or onion flavour'. I replied 'not sure. Haven't brought them in from the car yet'.
- scarabin1
Two nuns are biking down a cobblestone path when one nun says to the other, "I've never come this way before." The other nun replies, "Must be the cobblestones."
- yurimon-5
Q. What holiday do socialists celebrate every year to honor the cultural tradition of harvesting souls?
A: Taxgiving
- Projectile3
yo momma so fat, when she fell down the stairs I thought Eastenders had finished!
Sorry to non UK people who will never get that
- lolset
- Riccckkkyyyynecromation
- LOLMrT
- hahaha - had to explain that to half my room!mugwart
- Elwin743
- Every time I'm feeling down, I just remember this joke and I'm back.iCanHazQBN
- MrT0
Just viewed a house for sale filled entirely with mirrors.
I thought, I can really see myself living here.
- true_cut-3
Lost my watch at a party once. Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to the dude, punched him straight in the nose.
No one does that to a girl... not on my watch.