Roommate Stories?
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- brandelec0
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- gramme0
I had a roommate from whom I was sub-leasing. We never told the landlord I was living there in order to save money. The downside is that meant I pretty much had to go along with my roommates' rules or pack it up.
I asked him if he'd be cool with a friend of mine coming to visit from Baltimore. He said he didn't think the plumbing could handle it, and that frankly it was his couch and he didn't really want anyone sleeping on it.
Not long after, this guy told me that if any of his friends ever fell on hard times, that I'd get the shaft and have to move out without notice. That was when I started looking for a new place to live.
- mg330
:( That's a pretty miserable story gramme... Sorry to hear about that crap!
Do you have any funny stories to share?
- slappy0
When I was studying I lived with this guy and this chick. The chick was really cool but the dude was a massive trekkie (massive collection of sci fi dvds and figurines). He worked in a video library and kept his movies in alphabetical order and kept all his toys arrnged a certain way on our shelves.
As he was a tight arse when it came to food etc I used to re-arrange all his toys and dvds every night so that he would have to get up in the morning and put everything back in order (OCD or something). He got really fast at it after a while and then suddenly moved out.
Then a new chick moved in who was a hell corp business type. One day the police knocked on my door and and the fraud squad raided the house taking documents etc. They even tried to take my lime green imac (late 90s) as the new roomie was under investagation. Turned out she was innocent... well of any crimes anyhow.
The detectives found heaps of crazy french anal porn under her bed so we watched them while she arrived home.
"We didnt go in your room, the fraud squad that confiscated all your stuff left them out for us"
Wish I had a photo of her face, classic!
- mg330
slappy, that may be one of the best ones yet!
"fraud squad"
- rylamar0
Had a friend who moved to California in mid 90's (now a pro skater) and he got an apt with some girl he worked at the art supply store with. She was a cute gothic chick, pretty cool, but not his type.
Anyway, over the next few months she gradually became a hippie, stopped showing up for work, always stoned/on acid at the apt, rarely paying her rent, etc. So since she became a hippie she dragged all her crusty hippie squater friends into their apt until he said it became a full on flop house of stoners and other hippie trash.
So one night he comes home late from work, already bummed at the morons he knows will be crashed all over his living room floor, but to his surprise there's no one there. He hasn't turned the light on but starts walking straight to his room until he hears, "Hey, how's it going". He turns around stunned and all he sees is the couch, blankets and a stuffed animal. Then, "What's up man" comes from the room again. He's like wtf? There's no one in here.
So he turns on the light and what he thought was a stuffed animal was actually a hippie with long hair, no legs, somewhat of baby arms, laying inbetween the couch cushions. Just a hippie torso and head. He said he almost screamed! The other hippies left him there all night.
The next morning he got up and one of the other hippies was stuffing it into a backpack and walking out the door with him.
- Nairn0
Words fail me right now, Rylamar.
- rusty_hooker0
wow rylamar that may be one of the weirdest and creepiest stories i have ever read. just wow.
- lvl_130
shut the fuck up rylamar!
what the hell?! sounds like the twilight zone.
- rylamar0
Obviously he started looking for a new place to live after that. I don't think he looks at couch cushions the same anymore.
- slappy0
sounds like a south park episode...
- slappy0
This one is kind of lame but eh, its friday.
I got up one morning while it was still dark and went to use the dunny and there was no light. I did my business and then went to get a replacement light globe from the shed. I went back to the toilet and when I went to take out the old globe there wasnt one there and I stuck my finger into the bayonet socket in the dark and got a massive shock that felt like getting sucker punched in the arm.
Then my house mate came in with the old globe in his hand going "where are the new globes?"
- rylamar0
In Austin we had this redneck, but very attractive, roomate that my friend went to highschool with. So she was pretty much the biggest whore we ever knew and would always bring random guys home which pissed me the fuck off because I'm worried about my stuff getting stolen, some asshole eating my food, and so on.
Finally we had enough. So since she loved eating all our food (she never bought any of course) and drinking all my friends iced tea we filled 1/4 of the jug of iced tea up with piss and left it in the fridge. It was all gone 2 days later.
Then for the finale we decided to teach her a lesson about fucking random guys all the time. She had her own bathroom so we unrolled some of her toilet paper and put itching powder all over it and rolled it back up. If she didn't already have some STD (which it woulda been a miracle if she didn't) she would def think she had one now.
Also, when they helped her move out there were about a dozen condom rappers between her bed and the wall.
Last I heard someone saw her a few years ago and she ballooned up like you wouldn't believe.