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- since810
he once smelled my boxing shorts...
I moved out a few weeks later!
- mg330
LOL at the man the legend Kona!!
Histerical!
- k0na_an0k0
kona, please tell me you are kidding about owning one of those shirts!!! please!
you are such a tool, hahahaha!
i kid dude, but c'mon! those shirts are fucking horrendous!!! haha.
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lvl_13
(Jun 27 07, 11:21)nope. not kidding.
i bought it after i saw it in the movie 'tomcats' and just had to have it. i cut off the sleeves and everything.
it was really a shirt i just wore around the house while cleaning or freelancing. it was never meant to see the light of day.
mine was green and white, just like in the movie. haha.
classy. i know.
- lvl_130
LOL at the man the legend Kona!!
Histerical!
mg33
(Jun 27 07, 11:24)don't forget about the fact that the sleeves were cut off too hahahaha!
the only way that shirt could be worse=that shirt with the sleeves cut off!
- grunttt0
"That same roommate also had a deformed concave chest and we used to tell him to eat cereal out of it."
cinder
That literally just made a snot come out of my nose. lol
- k0na_an0k0
don't forget about the fact that the sleeves were cut off too hahahaha!
the only way that shirt could be worse=that shirt with the sleeves cut off!
lvl_13
(Jun 27 07, 11:26)um... well... and.... uh the shirt was kinda long so i cut off about 5 inches from the bottom of it. so when the girls walked in the shirt was covering up only halfway down my back. they got a full ass shot. it was fabulous.
(the shirt not my ass)
hahaha.
- blackfrancis0
My roomate in college (freshman dorm) came home shit faced and passed out in his bed one night. We had bunk beds and he face planted in the lower bunk so hard he woke me up in the top bunk. I looked at the clock and it said 3am, then went back to sleep.
Later, I awake to what I think is water gushing under my door, like someone is playng a prank on us (we were notorious pranksters on our floor - revenge was constant). I jump down, hit the floor, slip, and crack my head on the side of the bunk.
All I see is stars and I'm soaking wet. Its dark but I make my way to the door and fling it open. No one was there. That's when I first recognized the smell.
My roomate had been steadily vomiting on the floor for at least 20 minutes. It was now 4 in the morning, I'm covered in vomit and bleeding from the back of my head. John, my roomate had only managed to move a few inches to get his head over the side of the matress to puke on the floor, oh yeah, and into my half full laundry basket that was under the bunks.
I try and wake him but he's comatose, but still puking. I put the trash can under his head, take a shower, mop the floor, go down stairs to wash my clothes with just enough time to make it to my Biology lab at 8am.
When I get back around 2pm from my classes, I find a note from him.
"Sorry about last night man - I owe you one. Went to Chapel Hill for a Halloween Party. See ya Sunday night. John.
John wound up dropping out after 1st semester and I had a new roomate waiting for me after Xmas break.
After all that, I still thought he was a pretty nice guy - but that was definitely the craziest thing that ever happened to me with a roomate.
- fowleryo0
"It didn't surprise me, too much, "
ha ha, yeah, out of context it comes across as an inflated ego. but seriously, the things she said and the way she acted around me... bad news, my friend.
- k0na_an0k0
good LORD blackfrancis!
that's crazy!
- shellie0
he once smelled my boxing shorts...
I moved out a few weeks later!
since81
(Jun 27 07, 11:24)fucking gross dude.
- lvl_130
hahhahahaha. fuck me, i need to rewrite my description above then!
the only way that shirt with the cutoff sleeves could be worse=a mid-drift version of that shirt with cut off sleeves!!
- k0na_an0k0
hahhahahaha. fuck me, i need to rewrite my description above then!
the only way that shirt with the cutoff sleeves could be worse=a mid-drift version of that shirt with cut off sleeves!!
lvl_13
(Jun 27 07, 11:31)bingo
*shoots lvl_13 a gun shooting sign with his right hand
- mg330
My main roommate in college and I were best friends, lived together for 5 years.
We'd have these "scaring competitions" here and there where we'd basically hide and try to scare each other. Never knew when to expect it, which meant you were always expecting it but always surprised.
Anyhow, one night I built this elaborate rig in the kitchen, right by his bedroom door. The door opened into his room.
I took some fishing string and tied it to his doorknob, and ran it into the kitchen counter and tied it around some pots and pans that were perched ever so slightly on the edge of the counter. On the floor I had some cookie sheets and other metal objects.
So late at night he gets up to take a piss, opens his door, and down came a waterfall of banging metal all over the kitchen floor, like five feet from his door.
I was in my room and still awake and I just hear this guy go:
GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!! MIKE!!! THAT'S FUCKIN' AWESOME!!!!!!
LOL
- grunttt0
hahahha mg!
- mg330
"it was really a shirt i just wore around the house while cleaning or freelancing. it was never meant to see the light of day."
While cleaning or FREELANCING???????
WTF, that is cracking me up that you may have worn that while doing freelance work. For what, lonely ego boost???
- ********0
My roommate in college had absolutely no idea what he had gotten himself into.
Do you remember that scene from PCU where Jermey Piven has a flashback of him coming home drunk as skunk with a girl and bottle of vodka ... then sees David Spade his roommate asleep on the other bed, so he starts yelling at him to go to sleep and then starts pouring vodka on his face while he is doing it, yelling at the top of his lungs jumping around knocking everything over.
Now times that by about 4.
- k0na_an0k0
HAHAH!
that is pretty awesome!
when i was at niu i lived in an apartment with 3 other dudes. all football players for niu.
one night one of the guys passed out pretty early on the couch and was taking up a shitload of room at the party.
so we decided to take him, couch and all outside to get some room in the apartment.
once we got him and the couch outside via the sliding back door it was 'lets take him down to the corner'.
once we got him to the corner it was 'lets take him down the street'.
once we got him to the end of the street it was 'lets take his ass to the quad' and we walked him almost 1 mile, while he was passed out... on the couch... to the center of the quad.
me made the front page the next day. someone snapped a photo of him sleeping on the couch in the middle of campus.
so fun.
- spendogg0
my same roomate who would piss in the plant hated eggs, he hated them in the house so he would turn up the fridge so they would freeze so we couldnt cook them - he would always deny it and kept doing it. He was also a nazi about anyone drinking his milk, so me and our third roomate who had opposite schedules would take turns taking the milk out of the fridge and putting outside in the day and returning to the fridge to cool down before he got home or got up - we would just laugh to ourselves every time he would go ballistic when he would take a chug "this fucking milk is bad? i just got it 2 days ago" Barf.
- ********0
hahhaah these are all great!
- blackfrancis0
Yeah Kona.
It was quite a night. Good thing I liked the guy.
I can laugh about it now.