Roommate Stories?
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- rylamar0
Had a friend who moved to California in mid 90's (now a pro skater) and he got an apt with some girl he worked at the art supply store with. She was a cute gothic chick, pretty cool, but not his type.
Anyway, over the next few months she gradually became a hippie, stopped showing up for work, always stoned/on acid at the apt, rarely paying her rent, etc. So since she became a hippie she dragged all her crusty hippie squater friends into their apt until he said it became a full on flop house of stoners and other hippie trash.
So one night he comes home late from work, already bummed at the morons he knows will be crashed all over his living room floor, but to his surprise there's no one there. He hasn't turned the light on but starts walking straight to his room until he hears, "Hey, how's it going". He turns around stunned and all he sees is the couch, blankets and a stuffed animal. Then, "What's up man" comes from the room again. He's like wtf? There's no one in here.
So he turns on the light and what he thought was a stuffed animal was actually a hippie with long hair, no legs, somewhat of baby arms, laying inbetween the couch cushions. Just a hippie torso and head. He said he almost screamed! The other hippies left him there all night.
The next morning he got up and one of the other hippies was stuffing it into a backpack and walking out the door with him.