Roommate Stories?
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- shellie0
.. just in case a game might happen, hahah.
flavorful
(Jun 27 07, 12:50)Ahhhh thank you... thank you. I know somebody like that I guess... now that I think about it. He loves basketball and he's always wearing bball shorts under his pants... but i guess im not around the times hes hoping a game would break out. this changes everything.
- mg330
Having roommates take large shits, and not flushing the toilet.
canuck
(Jun 27 07, 12:46)
--------------------------------...That's the one thing I regret not doing more of to roommates.
The sickest thing I've had a roommate do that affected me was when I went to throw something away in the bathroom trashcan, look down, and just see two dried bloody condoms layed on top of the trash. Not wrapped up in tissue, not stuffed under anything, just right there.
The worst part was that he didn't have a steady girlfriend and was with someone different very often. I just couldn't stomach how a good looking guy would have a one night stand with a girl on her period.
Then again, it may speak more to the girl's problems.
- rusty_hooker0
oh, well then. by all means be as gay as you want.
but no i will not be gay with you.
- _salisae_0
lol
- ********0
Haha, I actually wrote a story out about a certain bodily function, but I figured with the sink thing freaking people out last week I will just keep this one to myself, hahah.
- Point50
my roommate highlights:
• porn on in the living room every morning I woke up in jr. college
• my roomie chris shot my other roomie ray in the eye with a blowgun dart
• came home one day and the window to our garage was shattered. I walk in and there's chris with a towel wrapped around his bleeding hand. "chris, what happened? are you alright?"... "Well, I came home from class and I forgot my key, so I punched out that window in the garage and climbed through it to get inside
• chris shitting in someone's bed (at another apt down the street; found out later that guy came home and layed in the shit for about 10 seconds before realizing it)
• collection of about 80 40oz bottles that took up half of our two car garage.
• one roomie slept on the couch in the living room downstairs. 3 of us came home after losing a football game and we started kicking the couch until we leveled it. when that guy came home and saw his "bed" in shambles he almost started crying
- Jaline0
flavor, I vaguely remember you terrorizing people on the same floor as you. and maybe a fire alarm or smoke detector or trash can was involved?
- rusty_hooker0
• my roomie chris shooting my other roomie ray in the eye after a blow job
Point5
(Jun 27 07, 13:01)
- k0na_an0k0
• one roomie slept on the couch in the living room downstairs. 3 of us came home after losing a football game and we started kicking the couch until we leveled it. when that guy came home and saw his "bed" in shambles he almost started crying
Point5
(Jun 27 07, 13:01)dude, for some reason, and I don't know why, imagining you telling this story having known you... i have tears in my eyes from this. HAHAHHAHAHA!
OH MAN!
- Sickman0
i moved in with a couple of friends while in college. nice place - really cheap rent but my room was small with no
storage space.huge problem as i have a ton of shit.
one of the guys who lived there had a HUGE room in the basement which had a massive walk in closet which was underneath my room. although i never saw the inside of the closet he assured me that was no room to spare for my boxes.
i kept bugging him for about a month until one day we got into a huge fight over it.
he finally snaped. screamed "FOLLOW ME!"
took me downstairs. opened the door to a tidy little grow op.
*best roommate ever
- Jaline0
haha, nice
- rusty_hooker0
living with kelpie was always hard cuz he is goddamn handsome.
- spendogg0
jaline, do you feel like you need to get a roomate that isn't family any time soon?
- mg330
I wish I had lived in dorms, so many antics to do all the time.
Friends that lived on the fourth floor of a dorm in Austin used to crap off the edge of the balcony right onto the main street in front of campus.
- -sputnik-0
don't know if this has been posted already, but i wasted 1/2 hour on this so far:
- mg330
Great site sputnik.
There went the last two hours of my day.
Thanks!
- mg330
- Jaline0
jaline, do you feel like you need to get a roomate that isn't family any time soon?
spendogg
(Jun 27 07, 13:24)Not yet. Probably once I graduate or something (within the next year or so). Saves me a ton of money to live here, since school is near my house anyway. I'm still independent in other ways. I know how to cook for myself, but I usually don't have to (although I help out). I pay for everything else myself. My parents refuse to pay for most things that have to do with myself or my siblings, including school fees.
There are good and bad things about my living situation. Most of my friends live with their parents nearby. Luckily I'm doing well enough in my life that my parents have started to accept me for who I am. I have 4 siblings living here as well, so there's never a quiet moment.
- mg330
99!
thanks for the great stories everyone, made my day!
- Jaline0
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