Roommate Stories?
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- rylamar0
In Austin we had this redneck, but very attractive, roomate that my friend went to highschool with. So she was pretty much the biggest whore we ever knew and would always bring random guys home which pissed me the fuck off because I'm worried about my stuff getting stolen, some asshole eating my food, and so on.
Finally we had enough. So since she loved eating all our food (she never bought any of course) and drinking all my friends iced tea we filled 1/4 of the jug of iced tea up with piss and left it in the fridge. It was all gone 2 days later.
Then for the finale we decided to teach her a lesson about fucking random guys all the time. She had her own bathroom so we unrolled some of her toilet paper and put itching powder all over it and rolled it back up. If she didn't already have some STD (which it woulda been a miracle if she didn't) she would def think she had one now.
Also, when they helped her move out there were about a dozen condom rappers between her bed and the wall.
Last I heard someone saw her a few years ago and she ballooned up like you wouldn't believe.