Roommate Stories?

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  • slappy0

    When I was studying I lived with this guy and this chick. The chick was really cool but the dude was a massive trekkie (massive collection of sci fi dvds and figurines). He worked in a video library and kept his movies in alphabetical order and kept all his toys arrnged a certain way on our shelves.

    As he was a tight arse when it came to food etc I used to re-arrange all his toys and dvds every night so that he would have to get up in the morning and put everything back in order (OCD or something). He got really fast at it after a while and then suddenly moved out.

    Then a new chick moved in who was a hell corp business type. One day the police knocked on my door and and the fraud squad raided the house taking documents etc. They even tried to take my lime green imac (late 90s) as the new roomie was under investagation. Turned out she was innocent... well of any crimes anyhow.

    The detectives found heaps of crazy french anal porn under her bed so we watched them while she arrived home.

    "We didnt go in your room, the fraud squad that confiscated all your stuff left them out for us"

    Wish I had a photo of her face, classic!

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