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- Gordy220
I first realised I was dyslexic when I turned up to a toga party dressed as a goat.
- SecretPenguin0
I was at the park the other day, and was wondering why this frisbee looked like it got larger and larger...
and then it hit me!
- spot130
Why did the golfer where two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
- gfro0
Why do Italians wear gold chains?
So they know where to stop shaving!
bageeeeeeeee. thank you... I'll be here for ever.
- gfro0
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstong?
Neli Armstrong was the first guy to moonwalk
and
Michael Jackson...
FUCKS LITTLE BOYS!
thankyou.
- ********0
A man gets up one morning to find his wife already in the kitchen cooking. He looks to see what she's cooking, and sees one of his socks in the frying pan.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm doing what you asked me to do last night when you came to bed very drunk," she repliedCompletely puzzled, the man walks away thinking to himself, "I don't remember asking
her to cook my sock..."
- Ramanisky20
What do you call a black guy flying a plane?
A PILOT!!! you racist
- kbags0
what's the best thing about getting a hand job from an eight year old?
you're c*ck looks huge in his hand!
- bulletfactory0
A chicken and an egg check into a cheap hotel room. a few minutes later the chicken leans against the headboard and lights a cigarette....
the egg says"well, that settles that."
- Jaline0
that's one of my favourites, bullet!
- bulletfactory0
:)
- Jaline0
the egg is actually supposed to look frustrated too
- danthon0
what sexual positon produces the ugliest children
ask your parents
- jox0
"I don't remember asking
her to cook my sock..."
skt
(May 16 05, 10:55)HAHAHAH!
- Jaline0
Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell 'naughty' stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he started to tell one, they would all rise and leave the room in protest.
The professor, however, got wind of their scheme just before class the following day, so he bided his time. Then, halfway through the lecture, he began.' They say there is quite a shortage of prostitutes in France.' The girls looked at one another, arose and started for the door. 'Young ladies,' said the professor with a broad smile, 'the next plane doesn't leave till tomorrow afternoon.'
- smoothblend0
pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his zipper...
bartender says "hey, you know you got a stering wheel hanging out of your zipper old man?"
The pirate says," Arrrrggghh, it's driving me nuts.."
sucks but ohh well...
- elahon0
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Annoyed by the professor of anatomy who liked to tell 'naughty' stories during class, a group of female students decided that the next time he started to tell one, they would all rise and leave the room in protest.The professor, however, got wind of their scheme just before class the following day, so he bided his time. Then, halfway through the lecture, he began.' They say there is quite a shortage of prostitutes in France.' The girls looked at one another, arose and started for the door. 'Young ladies,' said the professor with a broad smile, 'the next plane doesn't leave till tomorrow afternoon.'
Jaline
(May 17 05, 11:30)HAHAHAH!!
- spot130
Why couldn't the mellons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
- mangosnot0
did anyone hear that Lorena bobbit was in a car accident?
yea, some d*ck cut her off.
*ducks for cover