tell me jokes..
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- rasko4
go on then...
- nburlington0
Why did the Designer not advance in the workplace?
Lack of proper schooling.
- mg330
Man I have a great one but no way I'm telling, at least not from work.
- k770
why did tigger stick his head in the toilet?
he went looking for Pooh. :)
- save0
what do you call a long distance swimmer with no arms or legs?
Bob.
- save0
why does michael jackson like twenty five year olds?
cos theres twenty of them.
- save0
*gets coat
- radar0
What has two thumbs and fucks like a donkey?
*winks w/ 2 thumbs in the air
"ME"
- tomkat0
a guy goes to the doctor.. doctor says "i have very good and very bad news for you.."
guy responds in a trembling voice: "oukay, bad first then please.."
doctor
"you have cancer and will die in less than 4 months."guy is in instant shock.
"JESUS CHRIST!! that's awful..! so pleease, what is the good news then!?"
"you see that hott blonde right out there in the waiting room?"
"err.. yes..?"
"I'll screw her tonight."
- rasko40
you win a blankety blank timeline and pen save ;)
- save0
finally!!!
- grafholic0
hahaha tomkat, that's horrible!
- mattyd0
im dying ove here save, well played.
- robotron3k0
que animal anda con una pata?
un pato.
- nick0
how many designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
FUCK OFF IM NOT CHANGING ANYTHING!!#@!%@
*inserts timeline for self
- QuincyArcher0
hey, did you guys hear about that new pirate corn? i guess it's going to be like a buck an ear...
*cricket cricket
don't worry, i'll throw myself out...
*throws self out, fresh prince style
- robotron3k0
did you hear about the guy with the 5 penises?
his pants fit like a glove.
- gerbert0
What does an old lady's pussy taste like?
Depends.
*Ducks then runs
- uberdesigner0
what did the mother say to michael jackson at the beach?
get out of my sun
- easy_target0
two fonts walk into a bar,
bartender says,
sorry we dont serve your type in here
- cosmo0
walk up to a pregnant lady and tell her "So I see you like to fuck".