tell me jokes..
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- ********0
What's green and eats nuts?
lesk
- blaw0
lol @ smalls.
- blaw0
ha! vb, grabbed a new jokebook. very good.
- vb_0
how does snoop doggy dogg sneeze?
h..
hh......
hhi...
hizzoooooooh!
- shaft0
"Mom, they tell me I'm crazy"
"Who tells you that?""Flies"
- elahon0
What's red, bubbly and scratches at your window?
A baby in the mircowave.
- elahon0
What's small and red and sits in the corner?
Baby playing with a razor
- elahon0
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs hanging on the wall?
Art
- elahon0
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs at your door?
Matt.
- ********0
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the sea?
Bob
- ********0
Did you hear about the phalidomide porn star?
Had an arm like a babies cock.
- ********0
Whats black, blue and doesn't like sex?
The little boy in the boot of my car.
- ********0
Did you hear about the majic tractor?
It kept turning into a field.
- paraselene0
skt! what the gabloody heck are you doing in here! and at half-six on a friday evening, too, crikey! are you stuck at work like the rest of us? and these jokes are horrendous.
- Flashy0
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
- elahon0
Bump
cause we all need some good jokes.
- elms0
David Hasselhoff calls his agent and demands, "I want everyone to call me The Hoff from now one." His agent replies "Sure! No hassle."
- blaw0
Knock, knock.
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Ach
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God bless you.
- macphisto0
whats the difference between a black man and batman?
batman can go to the mall without robin.
(works better said)
- ********0
uh