tell me jokes..
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- Fariska0
Why do Italians wear gold chains?
So they know where to stop shaving!
gfro
(May 16 05, 10:51)LOL!!
(my gold chain arrives at the navel)
- ********0
oh my.. is there anything funnier?
- driftlab0
The friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise the funds.
Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men in the really cute robes, the rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. He asked his mother to go and ask the friars to get out of business. They ignored her too.
So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town, to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close shop.
Terrified, they did so - thereby proving that..
Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
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My deepest apologies for that one.
- brooke0
What do you call an Italian hooker?
A Pastatute. :)
- kelpie0
brooke wins ;)
- brooke0
Hell yeah I do.
- McStark0
Build me a website.
- blaw0
Sister Mary Cathrine was driving through a bad part of town, with Sister Mary Margaret in the passenger seat.
While stopped at a red light, a mugger jumped onto the hood of their car.
Sister Mary Cathrine was sure that the mugger would leave them alone, if only he knew they were nuns. "Show him your cross" she said to Mary Margaret.
Whereupon, Mary Margaret leaned out of the car window and yelled "Get off our Goddamn car!"
- ********0
http://www.theurine.com/pages/da…
tears of laughter
- kelpie0
bit dark there jan--- I mean Wim ;)
- Irafis0
A Jamaican guy goes to a nudist beach with his son. After 15 minutes the son says: " Dad? Can i play with your cock?" And the father: " Yes ... but don't go to far away ..."
- nicko0
What's brown and hides in the attic?
The diarrhoea of Anne Frank.
- nicko0
I thank you...
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- brandelec0
hahahaha janne
- ********0
not my link credit. someone posted it yesterday but noone checked that thread out..
- ********0
Why couldn't the baby turn around in the corridoor?
Cos it had a javelin through its head...
- NegativeSpace0
Whats the difference between OJ and Christopher Reeve.
Christopher Reeve got the electric chair.