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"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home. '" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's Not Unusual."
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Two cows standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," said Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.
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An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
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Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
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A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there any thing you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy."
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any
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I went to the butcher's the other day to bet him 50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."
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A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"
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I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
- nburlington0
here are my jokes
- gunforhire0
Two tampons are walking down the street. What do they say to each other?
Nothing, becuase they're both stuck up cunts.
- tucker0
Scene: Pedophile and a kid are walking into the woods.
Kid says: "it's scary in here."
Pedo: "you're telling me, you don't have to walk out of here alone."
- saroose0
why does bono wear those wrap around sunglasses?
cause he's a tw@t
- mattyd0
nburlington,
im loving those comics...
hysterical.
my fav is this one:
http://www.theurine.com/pages/da…
- elahon0
why does bono wear those wrap around sunglasses?
cause he's a tw@t
saroose(Jun 30 05, 13:03)
hahahaahaha!
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bump for paddywop
- paddywop0
JazX... i love you
- Fanco0
during sex :
guy : do you want to try out the pirate?
girl : what's the pirate?-guy cums in her eye and then kicks her in the shin
-the girl bounces on one leg screaming AARG and squinting one eye.