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- blaw0
Knock, knock.
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Offer
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Offer got that 'knock, knock' jokes really aren't funny.
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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Hand Job: $10.00He checks his wallet for the necessary payment, then he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she inquires, with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"Yep, I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
Replies the man, "Well, then, wash your hands because I want a cheese sandwich!"
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A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He says,"What are you doing?" She answers, "I'm moving to Las Vegas. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free!"
Later that night on her way out the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he's going, he replies... "I'm going to Vegas too. I want to see you live on $800 a year!"
- scarabin0
a catholic priest and a jewish rabbi are sitting on a bench in a park when a little boy runs by.
"GOD i wanna fuck that little boy", exclaims the priest.
"OUTTA WHAT?" says the rabbi.
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lol scarabin
- saroose0
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken
- saroose0
Why did Micheal Jackson rush down to the department store?
Cos he heard boys shirts were half off!
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Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?
For Drizzle
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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
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Christopher Walken
saroose
(Jun 10 05, 14:42)hahahahhahahahahhahah
best joke evAR!
- saroose0
a hearty lol jazx
- saroose0
why is ther no aspirin in the jungle?
cos parrots eat em all!
-i think it's kinda lame. not my joke
- scarabin0
huh?
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Contest.
There is a football in the middle of the footballfield. Four individuals are at each end of the field, each in the corner of the end zones. The individuals include Santa Clause, The Toothfairy, a smart JazX and a dumb JazX. Which one get to the ball first?
The Dumb JazX, because there is no such at Santa Clause, The Tooth Fairy and a smart JazX.
ok I took out the ethnic stuff hehehee but you get the idea..... ;)
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Two Antennaes fall in love.
The wedding wasn't so great, but he reception was!
*badapda tish!
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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says:"A beer please, and one for the road."
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"