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- Gardener8
Native American tribal leader places his ear to the ground.
With his many years of wisdom he says assuredly "Buffalo come"
I asked, "How can you tell?"
"Face sticky"
- Morning_star3
They've just announced the discovery of a new tomb in the Valley of the Kings. First reports are of a sarcophagus entirely made of cocoa and nuts. The archeologists have announced the kings name as Pharaoh Roche.
- Projectile2
When my Poruguese wife came home today, I told her "muito!!"
It meant a lot to her
- PonyBoy1
Cow farts... come from the 'dairy air.'
- elahon4
- especially not us Canadians!_niko
- Ha I’m gonna try this next time I buy milkRamanisky2
- so weirdkalkal
- where is that called a jug?MrT
- skinny_puppy6
- meh. it should be "refract"....hans_glib
- meh. it should be "subsurface scatter"....imbecile
- So many layers here ... upvoteRamanisky2
- this joke has a dark side toosarahfailin
- Gardener17
What were they shouting as the sniper opened fire?
Donald duck!
- Ramanisky216
- LOLLLLelahon
- wownbq
- dad jokes?sarahfailin
- Too soonNBQ00
- omfg ewContinuity
- flollfuturefood
- LOLYakuZoku
- As a Dad I'd be weary of telling this one!HAYZ1LLLA
- webazoot2
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?
- hydro748
Why can't Barbie get pregnant?
Because Ken comes in another box....
- OoooooooRamanisky2
- Typical dad joke. Made my kids laughjagara
- BusterBoy3
Did you hear about the guy who opened a bonsai store?
It became so successful he had to move to smaller premises.
- jagara8
- I don't date communists.
- Why?
- Communism is too much of a red flag.
Made by me. Another one!
- This joke is so bad, it's banned from Hop Singsprophetone
- lol prophet_niko