dad jokes
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- Gardener-1
Jokes about sugar they are rare, but jokes about brown sugar, dem are rarer.
- I don't get it.CyBrainX
- https://www.tesco.co…hans_glib
- yeah had to look that up too_niko
- elahon5
I got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They said I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
- Fair enough.palimpsest
- You never found your key to success.CyBrainX
- Spaced outmonospaced
- I'm glad they fired me. I needed the escape.elahon
- They were too controlling and commanding. Didn't give me options or alt(ernatives).elahon
- You need more ctrl over your life?Nairn
- Now you're down on your luck, will you have to resort to taking | for $?Nairn
- Lets just pause a second and think about alt means of esc.Nairn
- The End. Delete all this from your memory. Go Home and Enter a new life.Krassy
- Thanks folks - I'm here all week, now that you're enjoying your evening, go try the PrntScrn!Nairn
- +1 Krassy! All I feel now is NumLock
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that didn't work.Nairn - Time to switch it up.palimpsest
- That’s depressing_niko
- You need to take control, alter negativity and delete it.skinny_puppy
- PC vs Mac, dad jokes edition.MrT
- Gardener1
The Man City team visited an orphanage in Manchester today. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Ben, age seven.
- stoplying1
There are a ton of good dad jokes in Alien Romulus. Just watched it on a flight recently and was cracking up
- Krassy15
- PonyBoy15
I tried to walk like an Egyptian... now I need to see a Cairo practor.
- If you think that’s funny, you’re in de-Nile_niko
- I’m telling my mummyprophetone
- this joke sphinxKrassy
- PonyBoy4
Tonight we are having Himalayan rabbit stew... We found Himalayan in the middle of the road.
- PonyBoy2
Did you guys hear the Zamboni driver is missing?
We’re all praying for him to resurface.
- jagara2
The lumberjack to the tree: you may be a talking tree, but you you will dialogue.
- autoflavour1
whats red and bad for your teeth?
- slappy3
Did you know that to kill a French vampire, you have to stab them through the heart with a baguette?
Its painstaking.
- autoflavour23
Did you hear that STING was kidnapped?
The Police have no lead
- lol, get outNairn
- YESSS!!!
It's funny 'cause it's true!
: )ideaist - no, you're shitting! LOLLOLmaquito
- haha!!!!PonyBoy
- Good lord.Continuity
- What did Sting says to his kidnappers when they returned to their hideout and stashed him in the darkroom?prophetone
- "...you don't have to put on the red light"prophetone
- HA! Deep manbezoar
- man, i have succumb to dad jokes..autoflavour
- oh, this is good.sarahfailin
