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- pango0
some fucker took a dump by my door. seriously! what the fuck is this shit! literally!!! could it be a messege? wtf could it be!?!?!?
- pango0
who ever took that dump needs to eat more fiber...
- ohhhhhsnap0
Went out with a client and my partner for seafood last night... had black maple bourbon, I'm hooked.
- pango0
hmmm.... icons for my "finder" aren't displaying properly... anyone know how to fix that?
- repair permissions and reboot for startersmonospaced
- never seen that beforemonospaced
- ya... done that already. thx tho mono.pango
- Talk to apple then.monospaced
- utopian0
fredddddd logs out...
and Llyod logs in...
- hans_glib0
gaah! one ear has blocked up and it's throwing my sense of balance off something rotten.
- OBBTKN0
"...yeah, this guy is the "graphic-torpedo" i was telling you..."
My boss presenting me to a client this morning... this man is just the biggest horned idiot in this world, period.
- show em your torpedo!pango
- lolol sounds like a man who read this blog and was excited http://blogs.hbr.org…JG_LB
- Lol Juan... nailed him ;)OBBTKN
- 'torpedo'... is that a compliment or an insult?Al_dizzle
- albums0
scarabin approved timeline of myself:
https://www.google.com/search?&a…
from: http://living-jewels.com/- i'm starting a collection!scarabin
- it's mostly moths and butterflies right now thoughscarabin
- Sweetalbums
- http://www.ebay.com/…albums
- ohhhhhsnap0
fuck! anyone else think it was Thursday in the states.
Have a deadline today!- Finished deadline in 45 minutes. Christ. If there were a time to smoke (cigs) it would be now.ohhhhhsnap
- had a friend who went to an interview a day early and they said nothing about itfourth
- did he get the gig?ohhhhhsnap
- albums0
Time is going so fast right now.
- right... not even on PCP. wtf!ohhhhhsnap
- this must be a problem with space time...********
- lolohhhhhsnap
- drgs0
i want to change my username to Chandler Bing
Discuss
- stoplying0
I sat at a bar in Detroit tonight next to Anthony Bourdain. Totally empty, me, three open seats and him. I'm a huge fan and I wanted to talk to him but I didn't say a word - because I realize that he could not care less that I read his book and watch his show. Some patron came up and asked if he mind getting his pic taken, he said "no problem". She hands me the cell phone and I look at him like "Is this cool?" then take the pic.
What would you have done?- Omg such his Dick of courseCALLES
- Maybe give him a nod. But I'd have done the same. He's just another guy, looking for a quiet drink in Detroit.identity
- Maybe would have talked about food.monospaced
- moldero0
Just got done cleaning up after my daughters party for her 5th birthday, invited the whole neighborhood to her party, it was a kids rock concert from my friends rock band for kids thing and a puppet show
I is tired yo
- instrmntl0
Yes, Monsanto Actually DID Buy the BLACKWATER Mercenary Group!
http://politicalblindspot.com/ye…- crazymoldero
- well there is only so much they can force the US ARMY to do.. if you want to kill children, you gotta hire the gunsautoflavour
- pango0
god damn it...
one of my client is comparing my rate with another group of people. i'ma one man team... they're asking if i can cut my rate down to match theirs. I think my work is still good compare to the other group that's why my client is still asking me before jumping ship...
$85 to $50.... that's a significant cut... and that group has a bit more reputation than me... should i do it or what would you do?- I would hold on to your principals and say goodbye to the client.bulletfactory
- they get what they pay formonospaced
- ohhhhhsnap0
sounds like they need to make up their minds.
do they want you or not!hate going into a gig having to hard ball.
sounds like what someone posted in the client of the day thread.
http://creativeoverflow.net/why-…- + your work is solid. fuck em', you'll get more work.ohhhhhsnap
- JackRyan0
Most awkward haircut ever...sitting next to this guy that looked and acted (super awkward) like Zach Galifianakis. The hairdresser and him are talking about relationships. He's talking like he's from the 1940's, about how a married couple should continue to court. Everything that comes out his mouth makes me feel so awkward...I was just cringing the entire time. Then this new guy comes in for a haircut...I guess they didn't figure on trimming Zach's giant beard, and it went over time. This guy's a firefighter, and flips the hell out. Uses the f-bomb 7 times differently in two sentences. 'I DON'T HAVE TIME TO FUCKING WAIT THIRTY FUCKING MINUTES! THEY'RE CALLED FUCKING RESERVATIONS FOR A FUCKING REASON!'
The nervous receptionist tries to ask to reschedule...he storms out the door. 'ILL FUCKING CALL YOU.'
A silence so deep and penetrating fills the barbershop like a dense fog. I decide to break it with a joke. 'You guys make fucking reservations here? What kind of place is this!?'
No one laughed...
more silence
I wanted to crawl in a damn hole. By this time Zach has a hot towel over his face...from underneath I start to hear a noise, sounds like hes choking on something...it keeps building, he springs up in his seat and starts laughing...a thunderous roar of a laugh, I swear the mirrors were shaking. Then he yells...FUCKING RESERVATIONS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...LIKE A BROTHEL!!!! I JUST GO IT IT, I JUST GOT IT.
So everyone quiets back down...they start talking about the girls jack ass boyfriend about how he's playing too much x-box. He goes on about how he and his wife have jean date nights, and red shoe date nights.
He asks her about how they could make it work...then she stops and straightens up. Holds her hand to her mouth, and sobs...'Why cant you ask me about my kid!? He's fucking awesome.' Then cries and runs off to the back of the shop.
My haircut gets finished in dead silence...I pay, and then leave.- haha. yikesscarabin
- where is this?
i have to make a reservation.dasohr - Where indeed? I'd like to make a fucking reservation.bulletfactory
- Roosters in Lakewood CO...hahahaha.JackRyan
- i didn't go to hairdressers for 10 years... too personal. always felt so uncomfortable. now a hairstylist friend of my gf cuts it. much better.sine
- much better.sine
- I almost didnt read that. but Im glad I did.Al_dizzle
- haha!!IRNlun6
- scarabin0
it seems i've angered some hippies with my earth priestess piece and they're gonna talk about me at an upcoming festival workshop. you never expect this shit when you're making something
- an upcoming festival workshop for some hippies? you've got nothing to worry aboutmonospaced
- didn't your mom tell you to stay away from hippies?!pango
- they're not happy with the fact that she's beautiful and say i'm perpetuating unfair standards for women and making them feel uglyscarabin
- ugly. i'm also apparently offending some obscure "earth priestess" cult i'm not aware ofscarabin
- she's also a thousand feet tall and not human but they haven't made any comments about thatscarabin
- let me quote myself... "fuck 'em"albums
- Lemme guess, they're the owners of "Women on Women Books"monospaced
- er... I mean, "Women & Women First" bookstoremonospaced
- LOL I just saw that post.pango
- basically, yeahscarabin
- BabySnakes0
Golden Nugget in Vegas is claiming we damaged a TV in the room and charged me $1,000! We didn't even use the TV let alone damage it. Now waiting for a call back from their Risk Management Department to figure this all out. Anyone deal with things like this? Suggestions?
- Nope. I own up to it when I destroy TVs.
:)bulletfactory - That's why you shouldn't go to Vegas.dasohr
- haha...this is bs we took care of that room.BabySnakes
- did they already charge your card? claim it back from visa/mastercard via disputes department.sine
- Nope. I own up to it when I destroy TVs.