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- JackRyan0
Most awkward haircut ever...sitting next to this guy that looked and acted (super awkward) like Zach Galifianakis. The hairdresser and him are talking about relationships. He's talking like he's from the 1940's, about how a married couple should continue to court. Everything that comes out his mouth makes me feel so awkward...I was just cringing the entire time. Then this new guy comes in for a haircut...I guess they didn't figure on trimming Zach's giant beard, and it went over time. This guy's a firefighter, and flips the hell out. Uses the f-bomb 7 times differently in two sentences. 'I DON'T HAVE TIME TO FUCKING WAIT THIRTY FUCKING MINUTES! THEY'RE CALLED FUCKING RESERVATIONS FOR A FUCKING REASON!'
The nervous receptionist tries to ask to reschedule...he storms out the door. 'ILL FUCKING CALL YOU.'
A silence so deep and penetrating fills the barbershop like a dense fog. I decide to break it with a joke. 'You guys make fucking reservations here? What kind of place is this!?'
No one laughed...
more silence
I wanted to crawl in a damn hole. By this time Zach has a hot towel over his face...from underneath I start to hear a noise, sounds like hes choking on something...it keeps building, he springs up in his seat and starts laughing...a thunderous roar of a laugh, I swear the mirrors were shaking. Then he yells...FUCKING RESERVATIONS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...LIKE A BROTHEL!!!! I JUST GO IT IT, I JUST GOT IT.
So everyone quiets back down...they start talking about the girls jack ass boyfriend about how he's playing too much x-box. He goes on about how he and his wife have jean date nights, and red shoe date nights.
He asks her about how they could make it work...then she stops and straightens up. Holds her hand to her mouth, and sobs...'Why cant you ask me about my kid!? He's fucking awesome.' Then cries and runs off to the back of the shop.
My haircut gets finished in dead silence...I pay, and then leave.- haha. yikesscarabin
- where is this?
i have to make a reservation.dasohr - Where indeed? I'd like to make a fucking reservation.bulletfactory
- Roosters in Lakewood CO...hahahaha.JackRyan
- i didn't go to hairdressers for 10 years... too personal. always felt so uncomfortable. now a hairstylist friend of my gf cuts it. much better.sine
- much better.sine
- I almost didnt read that. but Im glad I did.Al_dizzle
- haha!!IRNlun6