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- pango0
i'm kinda validating my photo by checking how many people on facebook is using my photo as profile picture or cover photo.
- OBBTKN0
First time usiNg public transportation to work In 10 years, around 1 hour by bus and 10 mins. walk vs 15 min. by car... what a waste of time
- fourth0
got motherfucking laid today!
totally not expecting it. I thought she was way out of my league (nice tight little runners body), a little on the obnoxious side, and in the friend zone. She passed through and stayed the night last night as she is moving two states away. so were sleeping and she says she can't sleep and wants to lie next to me. "sure" next thing you know we're getting down. and somehow I'm performing pretty damn well? then I'm thinking to myself 'well shit I want to cum on her face' then she requests that she would love it if I come on her tits. niiiice.
kind of bummed that we could've been doing that the last three months instead of me mistaking her brashness as being weird and not seeing it as flirting. moral of the story: don't underestimate yourself
- high five!pango
- she planned it all out manHijoDMaite
- did you get ANY on her face?monospaced
- cool story bro
dasohr - sometimes i wonder if "cum on my tits" actually just means, "don't cum in my vag"scarabin
- so.. how is it like?drgs
- you lucky dog!bliznutty
- @ scarabin, lol yup!moldero
- half in the vag, half on the tits, half on the face.CanHasQBN
- ...yeah motherfucker. you figure that one out.CanHasQBN
- oh, and i got a boner reading this story.CanHasQBN
- ok now it's gone.CanHasQBN
- and it's back again.CanHasQBN
- wait, false alarm.CanHasQBN
- GeorgesII0
2012:
Just discovered I can use a shape mask as a quickmask...
- pango0
@fourth
- bulletfactory0
This is shit-hot data visualization http://workshop.chromeexperiment…
- goddamnscarabin
- it's telling me my browser (Chrome) isn't Web GL compatible and directs me to download Chromemonospaced
- Says my graphics card isn't compatible, but it's the newest MBP (non retina). What the hell?monospaced
- that's weird.I had no problem.bulletfactory
- dopemoldero
- scarabin0
just took a leak and saw a three inch long pubic hair on the urinal.
is that normal? i haven't seen a full-length pube since high school
- i'm not sure how to respond to this.bulletfactory
- i buzz and my girls shave... are they normally that freaking long?scarabin
- maybe it wasn't a pube?monospaced
- the longer you shave em the longer they grow back... poignant detritus of someone who used to care.kingsteven
- i use the epilady on my nutsmoldero
- inteliboy0
remember that mp3 posted here years ago, possibly nt days, some dutch guy i think, drunk and ranting on about pvn?? popped into my head.
- autoflavour0
just spent the last 17 hours going to ikea and 2 hardware stores, spending about 450euro on furniture for my new studio.. and the rest of the time assembling and cleaning up after it.. massive massive day.. so much lifting..
- you should've asked the aliens for a lift on their spaceship.CanHasQBN
- i would have.. but they were busy with your mum
autoflavour - and, in the unfortunate situation where you mother has recently died.. i am sorry in advance for any grief i may have caused you.autoflavour
- inadvertently caused you.. also i am sorry for your loss..autoflavour
- thanks baby ur sweet. the next drop of rain you feel on your cheek is my mother's tear from heaven.CanHasQBN
- hahahahamonospaced
- GeorgesII0
wow, that TED movie is a hour long advertising for charmin eheheh
- kingsteven0
one of my bands new records out today on our own label, playing the launch show later with david holmes djing, just got the website up this morn, vinyl just arrived, collecting the inserts now... last minute or whaaaa?
- stoplying0
Watched "John Carter" movie last night. So bad. Best part was this chick.
- GeorgesII0
My day is ovaaaahh
- capn_ron0
My boss is supposed to be gone on vacation but he is in his office right now doing emails. I get more work done when he's gone. I wish he would leave already. I have 3 projects I want to finish today.
- autoflavour0
5 litres of paint.. but i have finally finished painting my studio..
now just to let the paint dry and i can move all the ikea furniture i built yesterday back in..
- vsplus0
looking for a place where I can find some hama beads in NYC... can't seem to find any...
these beads -> http://www.hamabeads.com
- pango0
wtf.......O_O..... I just woke up to a cat sitting on my chest.....
- was he inhaling your soul?moldero
- he was staring at me, purring and slowing digging its claws into my skin....pango
- that means you're comfy. :)sea_sea
- I don't mind biters but I don't like scratcherspango
- my cat used to do that, i think they trip off of the subtle nostril movementmoldero
- you can die suffocated in sleep this way, or so ive readdrgs
- babies have died suffocating from a cat sleeping on their face. baby killers!pango
- i see! it was trying to kill me!pango
- moldero0
"Dear moldero,
Your video "Exit Through the QBN Spammers Culo", may have content that is owned or licensed by Cinetic Media, but it’s still available on YouTube! In some cases, ads may appear next to it."forgot about that thing
- pango0
oh ok I recall what happen now. I was drinking at someone else's house and I think I passed out. and they have a cat that I didn't know about.
freaked me out....