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got motherfucking laid today!
totally not expecting it. I thought she was way out of my league (nice tight little runners body), a little on the obnoxious side, and in the friend zone. She passed through and stayed the night last night as she is moving two states away. so were sleeping and she says she can't sleep and wants to lie next to me. "sure" next thing you know we're getting down. and somehow I'm performing pretty damn well? then I'm thinking to myself 'well shit I want to cum on her face' then she requests that she would love it if I come on her tits. niiiice.
kind of bummed that we could've been doing that the last three months instead of me mistaking her brashness as being weird and not seeing it as flirting. moral of the story: don't underestimate yourself
- high five!pango
- she planned it all out manHijoDMaite
- did you get ANY on her face?monospaced
- cool story bro
dasohr - sometimes i wonder if "cum on my tits" actually just means, "don't cum in my vag"scarabin
- so.. how is it like?drgs
- you lucky dog!bliznutty
- @ scarabin, lol yup!moldero
- half in the vag, half on the tits, half on the face.CanHasQBN
- ...yeah motherfucker. you figure that one out.CanHasQBN
- oh, and i got a boner reading this story.CanHasQBN
- ok now it's gone.CanHasQBN
- and it's back again.CanHasQBN
- wait, false alarm.CanHasQBN