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- MrOneHundred0
I wonder then, how often someone has thought of me as "creepy". Would it be surprisingly much or surprisingly little. I'll assume the worst.
* locks door, throws away key
- I tend to be surprised when someone doesn't find me creepy.NotByHand
- NotByHand0
I was listening to some music, and I can't help but think of Rand when I hear this song.
Must be the overall intriguing gloominess and fragile chords of elegant and classic instruments.
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http://www.notbyhand.com/joints/…
- 7point340
if women catch me staring i just tell them i'm blind and hadn't realized.
i also explain that the masturbation is simply coincidental.
- kelpie0
I furtively look anywhere but at attractive women on public transport, pointedly starting just above their heads while wringing my hands, or striking up manic random conversations with whoever is sitting next to me, frequently getting off the train at the next stop while muttering my safe words to myself under my breath. Over and over and over again.
- ^then I wish I'd just posted the above, hahahahakelpie
- hahahaha... perhaps going to Brighton is not such a good idea then.NotByHand
- I'll be there with my handler, it'll be OKkelpie
- I think chicks dig that.MrOneHundred
- MrOneHundred0
I try to just glance, but end up looking like I'm watching a tennis match or have a tick. The masturbation tends to explain itself.
- Nairn0
Innocent's new, banana-free Kiwi, Apple & Lime smoothie is The Bomb. Thanks for your attention during this spontaneous, grassroots marketing effort.
- what's wrong with banana's now?
I guess kiwis are back as this years oh so hot health fruit?******** - fruit fashion fascinates me********
- what's wrong with banana's now?
- ********0
Pokes head in.....Realize I stumbled into the middle of a conversation aboutm masturbation.
- ********0
Not to break up all this fappery, but anyone ever been to Iceland? We're thinking of going. _salisae_ didn't you go?
- MrOneHundred0
It's not just a conversation about it. There is some actual masturbation too. Two chicks in the blog at the same time! Hott!
- And no masturbation? You sure 100?********
- I thought Kelpie was a chick too. No?NotByHand
- And no masturbation? You sure 100?
- ********0
We are having pasta tonight.
- 7point340
@ kelpie.
i'm not sure exactly what show you are referring to, but i would imagine that from your description it showcases a lot of shady, slum-like areas, which baltimore has in spades.
it's a schizophrenic city to be sure. it's relatively small as far as major cities go so the contrast between the wealthy areas and poorer areas is quite glaring especially when the transition occurs in the span of a block or 2. some areas we're built up quite a lot while others were ignored or repressed completely.
nairn had posted a google street view of a part of glasgow (i believe) and i commented that it did look an awful lot like baltimore
- MrOneHundred0
* leaves to play sudoku until conversation turns inevitabl back to masturbation.
- i've masturbated on several noteworthy landmarks in baltimore7point34
- I'll email you when discussion returns to the gutter where it belongs.********
- Thanks. That'd be grand.MrOneHundred
- ********0
I'm going to attempt to create an "art print" for a client's daughter's bas mitzvah present. Mistake?
- go easy on the swastikas7point34
- this is the only advice i have to give7point34
- Which part?MrOneHundred
- Ha. Trumped by 7point.MrOneHundred
- is it tacky to make something instead of buying a gift?********
- no, it shows far more thought and the personal effort on your part will make it more special. anyone can spend moneykelpie
- i'll agree with kelpie7point34
- yup.juhls
- oy!utopian
- kelpie0
that could be an exact description of Glasgow in many ways. I think the way they do the show though, that if you loive in any city in the developed world you probably see parallels. That's kind of the point. The death of industry and community, the crime, the corruption in local government, the schools constantly fire fighting, lost generations, systemic problems with gang culture, all that stuff...
- NotByHand0
"I've masturbated on several noteworthy landmarks in Baltimore."
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Literally on them, or just by them?* takes notes
- a magician never reveals his secrets7point34
- ...or about them?MrOneHundred
- He means he painted them with his...juhls
- Good workutopian
- 7point340
i'm sure every city has it's little quirks but baltimore has a couple notable geographical oddities.
"the block" is a span of a few blocks actually. it's the shady red light district in central baltimore. it's actually so infamous that i've seen it show up on google maps. it even has it's on wiki page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The…)
at the terminal end of the street is a large police station. massive building. it takes up an entire block. the street that this all resides on? baltimore street
- haha, right next to Pitt St police station in central Glasgow is the red light district. Pitt St is also an utterly massive buildingkelpie
- building, taking up a whole blockkelpie
- today I sat by the river kelvin and read my book, 5 minutes from my flat a beautiful leafy middle class area, 2 minutes int eh other direction...kelpie
- in the other direction is the area with the highest murder rate in western europekelpie
- yup, similar in some way I thinkkelpie
- it's all part of the city's reputation as being blue-collar. this is just accepted as part of the history7point34
- baltimore triumphs itself on being unrefined in many ways.7point34
- i think it's why john waters loves it so. it's a bizarre little town7point34
- same here, ahahaha, thank god we have stronger gun laws is all I can saykelpie
- kelpie0
funny story, next to that police station I mention in the notes, a pal was walking home and was approached by a toothless junkie hooker, who propositioned him. After he told her to sling it, she followed him up the street shouting at him and claiming he owed her 15 for a fucking blow job. other hookers and rent boys started to appear until they formed a small mob, intent on doing my friend some harm (remember this is right next to the biggest police station in the country). Just as it was about to get bad though, the cavalry arrived. The Police? no, a big nasty looking pimp pulled up in a car and told my friend to get in. Rather scared he did so, thinking something REALLY bad was going to happen. The pimp drove him round the corner away from the hooker mob and let him out, without a word. My grateful friend pounded on him as fast as his little legs would carry him.
- 7point340
mt. vernon is the gay section of town. i think it was intended to be an artistic part of town. the walter's art museum is right there and the peabody conservatory of music. it's probably one of the few places in the world where you can hear classical music in the air and see transexual prostitutes standing on the street corner
- kelpie0
In Glasgow if you get lifted by the police you ask which station you are being taken to - if the answer is Stewart street, you're in for a cold night in the cells, if the answer is Pitt street, they are going to kick the living crap out of you then let you go home. Only the first has ever happened to me thank christ
- emukid0
can i apologize for my ABT submission before anyone makes fun of it? although i have a feeling it might be too late.
- pretentious?kelpie
- What the hell are you talking about? Your submission is sweet.NotByHand
- the bear orgy was a bit much i thought. but i had all these plastic penises and wasn't sure what to do with thememukid
- Oddly, I've seen that in 3 different submissions now. I smell rip.NotByHand
- oh, did i mention i made submissions from my troll names as well? sorry about that.emukid
- it's nicejuhls
- you too?********