FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022™
FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022™
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- PhanLo11
- Finally!utopian
- that's also how they keep baseball aliveBeeswax
- lolmaquito
- at least is better to watch compared to american footballmilfhunter
- Or baseball, or hockey, or basketball, or ...Continuity
- that Bill Murray?dopepope
- if you want to watch 15 minutes of commercials for every 1 minute of action then watch the NFL.hotroddy
- @milf wrongmonospaced
- Curling is more exciting than soccer.utopian
- @milf: you're on crack. I don't give two shits about football (any version), but the NFL infinitely more exiting.section_014
- That definitely looks like a young Bill Murray.CyBrainX
- the aesthetic of soccer is lost on the unsophisticatedhotroddy
- “Football (soccer) is a gentleman's game played by hooligans, and rugby is a hooligan's game played by gentlemen.”PhanLo
- I agree with that. South American teams look like inmates released from prison w neck tattoos & arm sleeves. Not to mention they're floppers and cry-babies.hotroddy
- Those darkies are staining the pristine elegance of European football.palimpsest
- not sure what you mean when 99% are European immigrants. Uruguay and Argentinahotroddy
- Oh do let's find reasons to condescend to those awful working class people and their
brutish games. Right on.NonEntity - next to what? Amercian "football", baseball and even basketball? two 45 min halves and done, can't say the same for that American nonsensenecromation
- Don't take it too serious, have a beer.PhanLo
- There are always a few minutes out of every 90 minutes that are very exciting.robthelad
- @Continuity
o boy. I've once been to a match of the Chicago Blackhawks which is ice hockey. Worst time in my whole visit in Chicago. Too many breaks. Just Play!milfhunter - Hockey is a waste of fucking time, ugh.Continuity
- NBQ0012
- How many lashes for that one?Continuity
- Unsolicited sex aggressionOBBTKN
- Iran supporting LGBYQQTSDFDSSDFDSHER... rightsChimp
- That was painful, left the game, concussedcanoe
- I thought you were boycotting the cup but you're every other post trolling anyways... you really know how to not give attentioncanoe
- I am boycotting it but you can't completely ignore the visuals posted on news sites. This is just still from a site.NBQ00
- This looked painful and they kept showing it over and over for 10 minutes.Ianbolton
- LOL. That is not Boycotting my friend. You are publicising it even further ya muppet.Hayzilla
- Actually, reminds me a bit of Manuel Neuer giving Gonzalo Higuaín that knee to the face in 2014.
https://i.imgur.com/…Continuity - Just less kissy.Continuity
- I have no context, so I'm just going to assume blue went for a Zidane and missed the mark.garbage
- I strongly recommend watching the last John Oliver. He covers this topic very thoroughly.CyBrainX
- Mmmmm Keithpango
- milfhunter11
Goodbye USA
- SOCCER IS COMING HOMEAQUTE
- 2026! lolAQUTE
- Well, no shock, there.
I would laugh so hard if Australia sent Argentina home, though.Continuity - sOcCeRpalimpsest
- Soccer is correct toomonospaced
- Soccer is correct if you're speaking Simplified English.Chimp
- US is Simplified England?!grafician
- soccer is a british word. your ignorance doesn't change thatimbecile
- The US soccer players were bored to death.utopian
- SuCKErNBQ00
- At least the USA can win the baseball World Series.Chimp
- Super Bowl are world champions as well.palimpsest
- Krassy15
What a goal!
- GOAL OF THE CUP?AQUTE
- Deleted video. what goal was it?milfhunter
- Was so boring that YouTube deleted it.utopian
- https://www.youtube.…Krassy
- https://www.youtube.…Krassy
- Gardener2
- I ...
Oh, god.
Gardener ...Continuity - Ughsted
- You don’t have a handle on things_niko
- It's because you're seeing this cup half empty.Chimp
- Dad joke thread?toemaas
- Have you been drinking?CyBrainX
- People have been executed for less.palimpsest
- have a beer and it'll look more funBeeswax
- Granddad joke?shapesalad
- Oh for God's sake, this took me WAY too long to get. *smacks foreheadAkagiyama
- Lolscarabin
- dad?pango
- It’s a mug’s gameMrT
- typical samsung emoji usermilfhunter
- I love it. So dumb.sandpipe
- I ...
- fooler15
Honestly that was the best soccer match I have ever seen or will probably ever see in my life. My son watched the whole match with me and said he's going to to tell my grandkids about this day (and we're just casual MLS fans).
- Chimp14
- Krassy10
- ohAQUTE
- HahahahaChimp
- good one!SimonFFM
- Oh no lolContinuity
- feels like the line should be on the leftshapesalad
- as if looking from the goalies perspective.shapesalad
- also the red should be a bit brighter. and can we get a fifa logo top left?shapesalad
- *That's .33 repeating of coursekaiyohtee
- spl33nidoru9
- Fantastic; their forward(s) move like Mexicans!!!
: )ideaist - This is a fucked WC so far.
Saudi beat Argentina.
Japan beat Germany.
England actually won something.
My word.Continuity - ^ True! Most worried Quatar not being a foot nation this WC would lack the passion and fever we love, but it's shaping up to be an unexpectedly interesting one.spl33nidoru
- At this point, I highly doubt DE are going to leave their group. Their next match is against ES.Continuity
- As the Guardian helpfully reminds us: 'The result the last time they met, in November 2020? Spain 6-0 Germany.'Continuity
- Spain - Costa Rica in 30 min, let's see how that goesspl33nidoru
- Imagine if CR win or even hold ES to a draw. That would fuck everything up.Continuity
- I'm always rooting for Spain to lose, don't know how they are these days but they were proper dickheads the past few times.spl33nidoru
- For me, it's Italy. Arrogant cunts.Continuity
- I was about to say that the only time I wish for Spain to win is against Italy hahaspl33nidoru
- ^ And there it is! :D Too right!Continuity
- Italy are in Italy right now; LOVE IT!ideaist
- What a second half performance by the Samurai BLUEstoplying
- I am glad, I didn't watch it. I went to the beach instead.SimonFFM
- check site of the day thread SimonFFMGardener
- Imagine Qatar vs Japan in the finalsdrgs
- Qatar have to learn how to play football first.Continuity
- Fantastic; their forward(s) move like Mexicans!!!
- Continuity7
Holy fucking shit!
- Mbappe > messimilfhunter
- I'm literally shaking hahaspl33nidoru
- Tres bien. C’est magnifique.Morning_star
- Vive la france!milfhunter
- This is waaaaaay too intenseContinuity
- Whoever said this World Cup was poor, probably doesn't like football. This is intense. Argentine look tiredIanbolton
- They looked like they were falling apart completelyContinuity
- The stress!mort_
- Here we go. Hang on to your hats.Continuity
- Boring start amazing endmilfhunter
- The Musk is live tweeting from the stadiumNBQ00
- @nbq just to promote twittermilfhunter
- UGH!!!!!Continuity
- fuucksea_sea
- palimpsest11
- #1palimpsest
- Oh, NY Post, you absolute soiled rag, is there no depth of stupidity you won't stoop to?CyBrainX
- Typical Rupert Murdoch fake news.utopian
- look at the date
<3PonyBoy
- NBQ0011
This gotta be one of the best finals of all time.
- definitelyspl33nidoru
- First time I haven't watched a single match in my life. What trophies do they give out for "Thousands of Dead Migrant Workers" or "Most Killed Journalists"?garbage
- spl33nidoru2
Time to make our bets!
Argentina beats the Netherlands
Brazil beats Croatia
France beats England
Portugal beats Moroccothen
Brazil beats Argentina
France beats Portugalthen
France beats Brazil
- Looks about right to me!Continuity
- I'd say BR - POR in the finaldasohr
- https://smarkets.com…grafician
- The Latin invasion!toemaas
- I would love to see Messi vs. Ronaldo for the last time in football history. Sorry for Brazil, but people like Neymar should never win an important tournament.sandpipe
- Portugal to win. But I have no idea what I'm talking about. Which means I'm as likely to pick the winner as anybody at this point.BuddhaHat
- Agree with yall, it's football and there will be surprises. I want FR to beat POR but it could easily go the other way.spl33nidoru
- incorrect.shapesalad
- The dutch are beating Argentinahotroddy
- I think England will surprise you, they beat France.robthelad
- LOL England ...Continuity
- This didn’t age well.Chimp
- Krassy0
- Mexico 86 all the way!Chimp
- ^ Yup, and Germany '06Continuity
- Italia wasn't badAQUTE
- 74oey_oey
- #1 = 2002
#2 = 2016
#3 = 2006
...
Joking.shapesalad - I thin Argentina 78 represents the military junta throwing pregnant women out of helicopters into Río de la PlataChimp
- They’re all frustrating to memonospaced
- While the simper ones are attractive, they fall flat conceptually. It’s quite amazing how bad they aremonospaced
- is the 2006 one for a Stand-Up Comedy club?Krassy
- All of the logos are almost as boring as soccer itself.utopian
- Italia 90pablo28
- That USA 94 is class!robthelad
- Face palm Brasilstewart
- 2006 should be in the Punches For thread.CyBrainX
- Continuity3
spl33nidoru and Gardener, since you're our footy oracles around here ...
JAP v CRO tonight, who going to win?
Please tell me it's Japan.
- Haha, how's your long list of bets going Gardener? You significantly up?
I reckon Japan might edge it tonight. But Croatia have experience.Ianbolton - Japan have the pluck, though, that's for sure. But I think Croatia might have the edge, here, sadly.Continuity
- Japanese short Fibula leg bones = different pace/gait = will throw off the Croatians and lead to goals slipping through.shapesalad
- But wouldn't be handicapped by their limited field of vision by that logic?palimpsest
- Ufff, Japan are starting stroooooong.Continuity
- Is Gardener and spl33nidoru the QBN version of the octopus or other animal that chooses a winner before the match?Chimp
- Pretty much!
Damn, this match has some drama so far!Continuity - JAP 2:1 CROKrassy
- 1:0 so far!!!!!!milfhunter
- That Maeda goal was just delicious, from the short corner to the finish. The earned it!Continuity
- There's absolutely nothing here to suggest this was the same Croatia that spanked Canada, let alone reached the finals in 2018.Continuity
- @Continuity
yes they do! what a movementmilfhunter - Sorry guys, completely missed the game! I would have never guessed that outcome. Can't imagine Korea beating Brazil but that would be brilliant!spl33nidoru
- Brazil 4 :1 winners tonightGardener
- See, if the two of you had been around when summoned, Japan would have won.
Some talismans you two clowns turned out to be! :(Continuity - We let you guys down :( but we have a reputation to protect!spl33nidoru
- Did I say 4:1 to Brazil, sorry I meant 40:0Gardener
- @gardener You should have sticked with the 4:1milfhunter
- I was joking, I really did call it at 4:1 and won it at 17/1 a second sight I have, lolGardener
- https://hosting.phot…Gardener
- Haha, how's your long list of bets going Gardener? You significantly up?
- spl33nidoru7
I say FRA 3 - 1 POL !
- I'm gonna say FR 2:1 PL.
PL are going to make Deschamps and his kids work for this.Continuity - It's interesting that Thuram, Coman, and Pavard are all on the bench for this one.Continuity
- I'm sure at least Pavard will come in if we score a 2nd onespl33nidoru
- Mbappe beat him to it! :DContinuity
- That was a good call @spl33nidoru!Chimp
- Damn, you called it!Continuity
- That first PK from Lewandowski, though ... awful.Continuity
- That final penalty was lame but it did make me right haha. We're fortunate for this new gen of players, that was a comforting game.spl33nidoru
- Estás en Madrid también?Chimp
- https://i.imgur.com/…Gardener
- got 4:1 on England tonightGardener
- I dearly want it to be SEN 4:1 ENGContinuity
- Gardener, can you see the future?Chimp
- boo hoo.. already 2 for engshapesalad
- Well done Gardener!
Chimp : not in Madrid, sorry, it's all to protect my secret identity :-/spl33nidoru - that's ok, SetChimp
- https://media.tenor.…spl33nidoru
- 1 out of 2 is ok, really looking forward to the France match nowGardener
- I'm gonna say FR 2:1 PL.
- Gardener12
- Fax_Benson3
Ay ca-fucking-ramba
- <<<ideaist
- Most exciting game thus far.shapesalad
- Fucking crazy!Chimp
- Messi with the yellow!
He is mortal!!!ideaist - Shirtless Argentineans dead silent...ideaist
- Letsssgoomilfhunter
- That's how we like it!spl33nidoru
- This has become a messFax_Benson
- ..a messi?shapesalad
- Weghorst!Beeswax
- Finally... Argentina!shapesalad
- WTHdasohr
- palimpsest6
- here he comes
here comes soccer beaver
he's a demon on wheelsYakuZoku - faaaaaack.milfhunter
- Shame japan couldn't get there penalties right.milfhunter
- They were very poor penaltiesChimp
- Bah. Fuck. Those first two PKs from Japan were garbage.Continuity
- seriously they don't know how to shoot penalties. overall good effort thoBeeswax
- here he comes
- zaq6