Turns out I'm dating a Pro...
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- monNom0
"these girls are industrious" -- That should give you pause.
I'm going to do some creative writing at the end of Pretty Woman, just to flesh out the idea from here.
You are 3 months in, you are deeply in lust with her, and you're becoming completely uninhibited. Your guard is down. She does things no other girl would do, things beyond your wildest dreams, and she does them with YOU, an old man past your prime. You could never find someone like this again -- That makes her irreplaceable. You do them together -- that makes you a team.
You never question the fact that she's so interested in someone older than her. That she continues to see other clients on the side. You are blinded by the physical side of things and ignoring the obvious red flags.
Things go along like this for a while and you settle into this lovely world. Then one day, disaster strikes.
This part is going to be a bit choose your own adventure: She wants to be with you, but there is going to be some kind of obstacle - Maybe she can't make rent, has credit card debt, maybe you need to pay off a pimp. maybe you need to pay for an accident she had, maybe you need to _murder_ someone for her. Maybe she just needs a bridge loan to finally secure her series A financing for her crypto-OnlyFans competitor that will surely make you two BILLIONS when she launches the NFT. Whatever it is, it's a problem that you can solve, and if you don't solve it, it's going to prevent you two from being together, or from having this carefree trusting relationship.
You cough up the money, or whatever it is, because obviously you want to help. You two are a team, right? and she is the most valuable thing in your life - you've basically slotted her into the 'Wife' role that was missing from your life, and she's way better than your old wife. She is so grateful and you are her hero. Hurray! crisis averted, back to your surreal life! Way to go champ, you saved the day.
Except, it's not quite back to your surreal life. depending on what that crisis was, this might play out differently. Either she's late paying back that loan, or she needs just a little bit more, or the person she got in an accident with is now injured and going to sue and she doesn't have insurance and they are demanding money, or the guy you killed has a brother and he knows you did it, or maybe she just gets kind of hard to get ahold of... and she's not as enthusiastic anymore... and it doesn't feel the same... and you sort of drift apart... Whatever the details, this story ends with you two not together, and with your bank account significantly lighter than it was before.
And maybe after it's all done with, and she's gone from your life, and you are thinking about those great times, you recall that it was her that sat down next to you in that bar long ago... and that she had other 'pros' as acquaintances, and maybe there were people in the mix that you weren't introduced to, people that might have been working you, running the show like some kind of prostitute Ocean's 11, And you think about how you were in a lonely place, having left a marriage and trying to replace that hole in your life. And how the perfect woman (that we keep forgetting is a prostitute), sat down right next to you at the bar and fulfilled your every fantasy...
Or maybe you don't have that insight, and once she's gotten difficult to get ahold of, and you are lonely, and feeling a hole in your life once again, someone else sits down next to you at a bar. Because it worked last time.
- In Thailand we called them 'sick buffalo' stories.Brabo_Brabo
- @monNom thank yousted
- monNom... I don't really disagree with this. You're potentially right. I wish I could share some larger context, but I'm aware that could be an angle.catpower
- Not sure which movie would be better - "Ocean's Perfect 10", or some kind of meet the parents romcom where you bring home a proustite.monNom
- They both sound pretty good tbh.monNom
- I agree.SimonFFM
- I think the moral of the story here is simply, don't let your guard down with an escort who has three other sugar daddys and is seeing clients at the same time.yuekit