Coronavirus

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  • StoicLevels13

    Not only did I not get Corona, but I didn't get any colds or flus last year. Im keeping the mask on and avoiding you dirty rodents for the rest of my life now.

    MASKS STAY ON

    • I support this idea, nobody wants to see your ugly face.sted
    • yesssssss lolStoicLevels
    • Same here. too many dirty Murican's.utopian
    • https://imgur.com/Mq…kingsteven
    • yes. I'm the opposite of an anti-masker. I'm an anti-unmasker?StoicLevels
    • Keep your mask on, no one wants to smell your halitosisi_was
    • Pro-tip: the mask makes the halitosis stench worse. It will longer potently, condensed, , around the mask area. BaneeeeeeStoicLevels
    • Linger*StoicLevels
    • Does miracles with ugly girls too...OBBTKN
    • I'm asthmatic, no colds, no serious allergies, no coughs in a year, all good. Going to wear the mask for a time, in crowded spaces... But no for sport or hikingOBBTKN
    • Here it's mandatory even hiking, where you don't see a human in kms, c'monOBBTKN
    • My breath smells ok. Just sayingStoicLevels
    • If you don’t see a human for kms, take your mask off. Who will even knownb
    • Pollen allergy. Wearing a mask every year from now on.jagara
    • Even hiking? FUCK Them, I'm in a station and not wearing the fucking maski_was
    • Yes, a lot of people is in total fear, police in everywhere, it's mandatory and lots of them wear it all the time. You need to put on your mask when riding...OBBTKN
    • your bike in highways passing through urban areas too, no pedestrian or bike-routes... In the highway! Ridiculous!!OBBTKN
    • This is a fine note.kaiyohtee
    • Really, OBBTKN? Fucking hell, that's daft.Nairn
  • sted2
    • can you post like a resume of what the link is about?grafician
    • it's about the Coronavirus.sted
    • It's about the Rona...just a wild guess.utopian
    • ChynaaGnash
  • Ramanisky21

    • New Rule!utopian
    • do you understand the level of sensitivity of the test?pr2
    • We know your sensitivity level.eryx
    • pr2 acting like he studies the testmonospaced
    • you don't need to study the test, you just need to spend 3 minutes reading on it.pr2
    • lol, you spent 3 minutes reading on itmonospaced
    • 3 minutes more than you have.pr2
    • woosh, you totally missed the point, predictably.monospaced
    • reading about a test isn't a study, ffs, and certainly not 3 min blurbsmonospaced
    • and by your retard logic, if I read 4 min worth, I'm far FAR more educated on it than you, lolmonospaced
    • And after I read up on it, it's easy to conclude you're actually full of shitmonospaced
    • monomoron finally admits that he was full of shit chiming in people's posts in all of 240+ pages...pr2
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  • PhanLo2

    I was helping my mate demolish a fake ceiling in his hall yesterday and his wife who is a nurse, who used to work in the main covid ward in my city, (the Scottish capital) was saying the only covid patients they have in ICU are 3 people who had blood clots related to the vaccine.

    She was saying it's been like that for ages and the nurses basically had nothing to do.

    They've both had Covid and my friend aggressively says it's just the flu and only dangerous for fat people and old people.
    But he also complained of having long covid at some points in the removal of wood from his hallway.

    They seemed to think another lockdown in the UK was inevitable because of the Indian variant, but I was only half listening as I was on limited time and we really needed to cut and bag the horrific tongue and groove ceiling we'd removed.
    It did uncover some very nice 1960's wallpaper.

    I really can't see folk going for another lockdown, it's the summer, folk want to get fucked up on bevvy.

    Since the end of last year I've been on construction sites and shop refits, which have had measures in place, but were quite lax, so I don't really feel like I've been in 'lockdown' really at all.

    I think the gist of what my mate was saying was that the lockdowns were psy-ops, but the reasoning for them was a bit vague.

    My mates wife had two friends with young children (age 5+11) that were both going to die of cancer because they hadn't got treatment so she was rightly angry I suppose.

    • "But he also complained of having long covid at some points in the removal of wood from his hallway."
      What are you on about?
      palimpsest
    • His point was, that he uncovered some dope 1960's wallpaper, pay attention dammit!_niko
    • I need to get hooked on phonics.palimpsest
    • Yup, pretty sure this Indian thing's going to shaft Europe fairly soon, even if it actually doesn't, the fear of its spread will.Nairn
    • @palimpset I just meant he was complaining of long covid symptoms even though he said it was just the flu. I was confused too.PhanLo
    • oh don't worry, the village idiots here will tell the nurse that she doesn't know any better.pr2
    • wife works in the nhs theyve been briefed to expect another lockdowntrooperbill
    • Good to hear that, such no sense goin'oni_was
    • @pr2, you mean the nurse who wears a mask, because she and the entire medical community knows they are necessary? yeah those ones.monospaced
    • I can't even imagine how big of a fucked cunt you have to be to tell a nurse you know better about masks and COVID. You are a piece of work, prQ.monospaced
    • Ironically, you actually ARE known as the "village idiot" here, despite your delusion that you are smart or knowledgable. Literally everyone thinks this.monospaced
    • sure, mono boy, sure. here is the lollipop. now go play in the sand pit just don't pee in your pants again.pr2
    • And yet, you still act deluded and deny this. It really is true, and hilarious how you still act like you aren't aware of it. Everyone is calling you a moron.monospaced
    • You're both morons
      .
      .
      As am i.
      Nairn
  • Ramanisky20

    Today’s Karen of the Day award goes to
    Ricky Schroder.

    • wow, what a spoiled little shit, like he was born with a....
      Silver Spoon.
      David Caruso.gif
      _niko
    • god I hate peopleautoflavour
  • utopian2

    An elderly Indian woman whose family believed she had died from COVID-19 was moments from being cremated when she opened her eyes and began crying.

    A woman in India, believed to have died from COVID-19, woke up moments before her own cremation.

    The 76-year-old was already on a funeral bier when she woke up crying, shocking family members.

    The woman tested positive for COVID-19 several days ago, but her current condition is unknown.

    https://www.insider.com/indian-w…

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  • SimonFFM0

    I am 24 lbs (11 kg) to light to get vaccinated. Lol. Where I live (in Germany), only 60+ or overweight people get vaccinated. Or people who work for the state.

    Not writing this in anger. Just having a bit fomo, because people around me get vaxxed and I can't. But I rather work on losing some weight instead of gaining more.

    • too lightSimonFFM
    • People above 65 or with co-morbidites should come first. If not in that group and healthy, you should give your vaccine to people that really needs it.ApeRobot
    • Here they want to open the vaccine to 16 years old, this is nonsense when you know that only 47% of the "fragile" people got vaccinated.ApeRobot
    • They use colour hereGnash
    • @ApeRobot Doesn't sound nice either. We are only at 11% vaccinated people in Germany as of May, 17.SimonFFM
    • Germany being super stingy, damn.monospaced
    • sounds to me like you need to fatten up .. time for beer and pizza for every mealautoflavour
  • nb3

    1995: An episode of the Simpsons depicts homer forcing himself to become unhealthily obese so he can work for home.

    2021: I'm thinking maybe I should force myself to become unhealthily overweight so I can go back to work.

    • One has to admit that the Simpsons writers were geniuses at predicting the future.utopian
    • Rub the food on a piece of paper, if the paper turns clear, it's your ticket to weight gain!
      I miss Dr Nick.
      lemmy_k
  • Ramanisky27

    LMAO ... anything to own the libs

    • But how will she spit out her dip wearing that mask?GuyFawkes
    • lol who is she actually trolling with this? seems like she could be trolling the republicanssarahfailin
    • Most of twitter is fakenb
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  • bainbridge3

    Had a texting convo with a friend who has asthma but has not yet bothered to get the vaccine.

    Apparently he's planning on getting the vaccine eventually but also is still paranoid about the "deadly virus" and is not going to hug anyone or stop wearing a mask any time "for like another year".

    And also he's an "extrovert" and he's so depressed cuz he hasn't left his house much and hasn't been able to do anything he likes to do in a year.

    • There are studies where asthmatics show milder symptoms, due to years of treatment with corticosteroidsOBBTKN
  • grafician-1

    Aaaand another one:

    "How I Learned to Stop Worrying And Love the Lab-Leak Theory*"

    https://donaldgmcneiljr1954.medi…

    "So there we are. All we have so far is speculation, and all the explanations are unsatisfactory.

    The whole thing may just be a cold case, and stay that way forever. But there are more embers left to sift. The whole world, China included, needs a hard answer, whoever is to blame — so we can prevent this from happening again."

  • grafician0

    This was from about a year ago...

    • If you're born in a former communist country, everything alleged in this video would sound very familiar as all communist parties are basically the samegrafician
    • Their modus operandi is practically the same, and the ccp never offered any doubt over their cover up of all thisgrafician
    • also they are 100% concerned with how they look internally, they don't give a fuck about what the world thinks at this pointgrafician
    • Thanks chynaGnash
    • so basically, the ccp can't debunk this video and the WHO should start again their investigation with the Wu-lab with a fine comb this timegrafician
    • also notice, this and other sources didn't say the virus was made in a lab, just that it most certainly escaped that lab.grafician
    • 83% lab escape: https://www.rootclai…grafician
    • The idea that you can assign a numerical probability to something like this seems like a bit of a stretch doesn't it?yuekit
    • As your article states above all we have so far is speculation. We don't know what viruses existed in the lab, how many exotic animals were sold in wet markets,yuekit
    • or how many migrant workers might have travelled to Wuhan from rural regions. All of those factors might shift the odds in one direction or the other.yuekit
    • @yuekit sure, but so far from all these theories, the lab leak is the only one actually getting more steamgrafician
    • Yeah but ultimately it either it happened or it didn't. Remember the Trump Russia stuff?yuekit
    • The US press has a way of making things seem likely the more they focus on it. But AFAIK, there isn't any actual new evidence that's come to light recently.yuekit
  • BusterBoy6

    Got my first astrazeneca vaccine shot yesterday.

    So far, no side effekjksasl'jsfdks dfk lkdfzskzsk z.

  • Beeswax0

    Cases in my town on Feb 28 and today. There's some improvement despite the population nearly doubled since then with people coming to their summer homes.
    In Turkey everyone have to have this app on their phone so that you can show the barcode generated on the app while entering shopping malls, airports etc. Good for contact tracing.

    As we're planning to fly to the US, we were wondering is anybody going to let us know if there was someone with covid on the plane after the flight? They are asking for tests to be done 48 hours before the flight but imagine a whole plane gets the virus and then they walk into the country without knowing they have it and keep spreading.

    • the idea is, there is no covid on the plane because of the mandatory negative tests.

      they also say, it's unprovable to get infected in a plane.
      uan
    • I don’t think the US is contact tracing in the way you describe. If someone from your plane gets covid, likely no one will do anything about it.nb
    • This is some creepy tech you are showing us.
      As enclosed spaces, airplanes are very easy to get infect on.
      pr2
    • a friend is trying to travel back to NY from UK from ireland and has no idea if her NHS negative test is enough until she gets to the airport...kingsteven
    • it would seem they're just making it up as they go, i wouldn't expect anythingkingsteven
    • also. "from UK from Ireland" i AM drunk, but I am also correctkingsteven
  • _niko1

    Anybody here get their kids vaccinated yet?

    • My 12-year-old twins got their first shot last Monday.evilpeacock
    • https://www.youtube.…utopian
    • 6 and 2 sons here; i'm not rushing to get them in. Wife & I just getting first shot tomorrow.

      Unfortunately it's at Costco.

      : (
      ideaist
    • isnt it only available for 12 and up?fooler
    • Yeah, it's 12 and up only (for now)evilpeacock
    • hah evilpeacock is alive! :D good to see yousted
  • whatthefunk1

    Has anyone gone back into the office yet? Just got a request for an in-person meeting in Connecticut, which fully opened on Wednesday and I'm like, I don't know about this just yet...

    • just tell them you don't feel well.. save you the journeySlashPeckham
    • Hell nawnb
    • I mean Hell naw to going to that dump Connecticutnb
  • sted7

    The lady behind the Pfizer/Biontech vaccine (while she is getting used in political PR for the upcoming elections)

    Her name is Kariko Katalin, with Drew Weissman they developed the artificial mRNA protein synthesis.

    After being humiliated by the prime minister of her homeland (Hungary), she was given the title of honorary citizen by her hometown.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ka…

    • Amazing woman.monospaced
    • That's a fucking man you idioti_was
    • I guess short hair cuts really confuse bigoted retards like you. Not surprising.monospaced
    • @sted that idiot Orban insulted the woman who basically saved humanity this time? Bruh...grafician
    • so did i_wasmonospaced