Signs your getting old?
Signs your getting old?
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- zarkonite3
- Sweet Jesus. I can't even imagine what this procedure is. Bladder cleansing?CyBrainX
- It's a camera to see what's happening in the prostate/bladder area.zarkonite
- Any particular reason why? Hope you're ticking over alright down there pal.Ianbolton
- Preggenante?NBQ00
- pics?drgs
- did it hurt?milfhunter
- did u get a stiffy?milfhunter
- I had this done twice, but it was to remove kidney stones. NOT pleasant, hurts like hell later, and the second time I had a stent from kidney to bladder.Akagiyama
- ^ ouch man, I feel for you.zarkonite
- @ian: All good in the end, thanks for asking =)zarkonite
- Oh God. Oh God no. Hope you're ok.garbage
- lol definitely fun times... :)Akagiyama
- We're fucked ;)OBBTKN
- This is hot.StoicLevels
- they don't knock you out for this??dorf
- thats gotta suck if your penis is ingrown into your leg like thacannonball1978
- pedromendez8
- you're
- setkona - you'reMrT
- you'rejagara
- this is a little on the nosesarahfailin
- You're bad at grammarridlerontheroof
- thought you guys would get the link between the post title typo and the badly photoshopped sign? :(pedromendez
- lol @konanotype
- Man I'm never going to live this down ;-)mugwart
- you're
- MrT12
I’m more excited about a hike on Sunday than a party on Saturday.
- It’s that damn tiara party as well.MrT
- you go girl!renderedred
- You can hike in a tiara, you splendid thing.Nairn
- imbecile5
- what that hole for?pango
- drainage for salivauan
- center hole allows for plugging into the MatrixPercrushin
- a button holding fabric down where your head sets, cool air void opposed to smushed on the pillowimbecile
- Is she using it upside down?robthelad
- oh i thought the hole's for romantic time with your pillow. the graphic even show it blows.pango
- pango, good to see someone knows how to read cryptic visual information.
those young UI/UX folks ruined it for me. thanks for translating.uan - i may have been using my pillow incorrectly...imbecile
- HA! I bought the same pillow a few months ago when I got a stiff neck from sleeping on it wrong.fooler
- The hole is where your earbud ends up after you fall asleep listening to an audiobook.fooler
- https://cdn.thisiswh…Nairn
- I was of the understanding that it was best to sleep on your side so why force yourself on to your back?kalkal
- @nairn. that pillow is definitely for side sleepers lolpango
- I had read back sleeping was best for your spine/alignment. Plus, I find it more comfortable.imbecile
- @pangz It's a bedroom multitool.garbage
- fooler4
- mon: e,
tue: whizz,
wed: acid,
thu: lude,
fri: viagrahans_glib - Another sign is I have no idea what "whizz" is.fooler
- ^ Speed, amphetamines.Morning_star
- Are you on pills? Oh man...OBBTKN
- Stay medicatedApeRobot
- Wife won't even allow paracetamol in the house so this is not gonna be of use to me.Gardener
- Right there with you. I got my wife one of these for Christmas, hahaha
https://ikigaicases.…elahon - Lol why does it need to be waterproof?
Are you swimming with it? ;)futurefood - I have two: one for am, one for pmtimeless
- Damn you @elahon for introducing me to the highest end pill case, WHICH is arguably within being affordable.
Lolz.ideaist - @ideaist I can say hands down that they are worth every penny. Super satisfying to open and close, it's almost like a fidget toy. I got her the Nano so she...elahon
- ...doesn't lose her night-time meds! Highly recommend!elahon
- @futurefood I bought it with an REI gift card I had, I suppose it's for rafters/campers. I just didnt want one that looked like my grandmas.fooler
- mon: e,
- Ramanisky25
- I need one of these for my legs. Just fucked up my back/hip...again.formed
- Bears love itOBBTKN
- And yes, I need one too...OBBTKN
- https://www.amazon.c…imbecile
- I just ordered 4 of themutopian
- This is the grossest thing I will see all day. That's an infection magnet.garbage
- Oh, garbage.
You sounded like shapesalad, there.Continuity - I got 2 fir ma ballzYakuZoku
- It's made of silicone, not fabric and it can be thrown into a washing machine for cleaning.utopian
- better have a real grippy floor.pango
- @cont How dare you!
@utopian Yeah, and you'd have to wash it every time you use it. Kind of kills the point.garbage - I actually have something almost identical to this. I use it to wash my dog.garbage
- ya those got enough spacing. easy to rinse and dry. doesn't seem safe tho. since you have to shift your balance on wet tub or tiles .pango
- @garbage I agree with you, and i can guarantee that after the 10th wash it goes complete shit.sted
- Yeah. Unless it's made of thicker stuff, that will deteriorate after a few runs through the wash.garbage
- :DContinuity
- drgs9
when your kid gives you his old mobile phone
- lolGnash
- oh man, lol.section_014
- talking of which fancy a game of chess!?mugwart
- waiting for your move in an unfinished gamedrgs
- http://www.qbn.com/r…chukkaphob
- YOU'REerr
- ^ timelinechukkaphob
- Good God man.garbage
- fooler3
I was corrected by a coworker today when I said "he" while talking about someone I've know for years. My coworker responded by saying... "they... they prefer to go by "they" or "them" now" and I had to bite my tongue and rephrase my sentence.
- Tell both to fuck offdrgs
- my wife and I have recently been working on referring to the once nephew as our niece... you WILL slip up... there is nothing you can do bug apologize & hug. :)PonyBoy
- *butPonyBoy
- "...ok, that's nice for him. Anyway, he..."Nairn
- Late stage capitalism..autoflavour
- Lol @nairnduckseason
- There was a girl at my wife’s work who demanded she be referred to as “they,” so from then on everyone called her the “they girl” lol_niko
- This is an american thing, we still use gender in the rest of the world, please reffer to us as "they"grafician
- or are you the Borg?grafician
- Just knee her in the nose next time.jagara
- are you they Borg?emphor
- Why would anyone go by they, does he have a multiple personality disorder?deadsperm
- Tell them you prefer to be called 'His Lordship Master Commodore of the Giant Boner" and that you self identify as a giant boner, and they need to respect that.shapesalad
- I dont get the "they" either ... The confusion potential is greatBennn
- HijoDMaite4
- They last 2-3 monthsdrgs
- it's not newbalance. i'm disappointedpango
- Signs Your (sic) Getting FitKrassy
- haha! i picked up a pair of 6’s two weeks ago. i am still not sold on them. the toe cage(?) just feels wrongscruffics
- I feel two inches taller and the rocking effect is weird. Only day one.HijoDMaite
- Welcome to the club of shoes that correct your slouching caused by child ownership / aging / a combination of factors!ideaist
- idk theyre funky for sure but gave me motivationSquiddy
- "When you start looking like Marines, you'll start feeling like Marines, and pretty soon, God dammit, you'll start acting like Marines." or something. lolSquiddy
- lol i got a pair for work last season, took me a while to like them. once i broke em in i can use them all day now. fun for dancing and stuff, bouncy haha.sea_sea
- https://youtu.be/J-F…drgs
- been on the hoka train for a couple of years can't live without 'em now since they add like 3 inches in heightArchitectofFate
- You finally budged and got a pair of, uh... Hoka. Beloved by all Latvian athletes. Or something. What is Hoka.jagara
- It is entirely possible that I'm out of the loop regarding popular sneaker brands. I like Vans.jagara
- hans_glib3
my standard bike rides seem to be taking longer for some reason
- It's not you, it's your bike. You need a new bike.palimpsest
- i have a new bikehans_glib
- Switch gearsimbecile
- Grease the kneesNairn
- Not bad. Now you have more time to enjoy the views ;)OBBTKN
- Get an even newer bikepango
- It's always the bike. Get a new onemisterhow
- print('My name is Hans')
print('Banana Time')garbage - Get an electric bike. Solved.formed
- you're riding it wrongdbloc
- The seat may need raised. Leaving a lot of power on the table with a low seat.section_014
- are you saying i've got a sagging arse?hans_glib
- Krassy7
- When you see the meme posted a second time:
https://www.qbn.com/…palimpsest - LOL!Continuity
- https://i.imgur.com/…Continuity
- :)wagshaft
- lolKrassy
- :Dsted
- I still think he's alive.CyBrainX
- It's the 2nd series he dies.zardoz
- When you see the meme posted a second time:
- sea_sea6
Insomnia. x(
- When you up at 5am while all everyone you know is fast asleep it really puts your life into perspective.palimpsest
- You're less than a decade away from a retirement home.palimpsest
- Yep, 5am? I'm usually out the door by then. It's 3:40am rn ughsea_sea
- In that case you got one foot in the grave. You're older than my mum.palimpsest
- you're ruthless, palimpsestdrgs
- Thank you!palimpsest
- Since I quit smoking, I sleep like a baby...maybe too much, but never it's too much ;)OBBTKN
- I can’t drink coffee all day anymore. Take a shower before bed nightly. I know girls don’t do that though, because your hair and skin and all..HijoDMaite
- I've gone from being able to drink coffee 10 minutes before bedtime in my 20s to drinking coffee 6 hours before my bedtime at 46. The window keeps closing.palimpsest
- If I drink coffee after, say, 13.00, I'm in trouble. I can kiss a good night's sleep good-bye.Continuity
- My cutoff is 16h it shortens by 15min each year :-(palimpsest
- Well, you still have time to enjoy a late-ish coffee, kiddo. I've got you beat by 3 years. ;)Continuity
- Had a grandma for lunch over this week, she told me she couldn't take anything after 12h. Now I know how to roofie her.palimpsest
- When that leg twitching, blame the coffee.palimpsest
- See? You're an incurable romantic, I told you!Continuity
- You know I added that extra comment jus4U!palimpsest
- I did have a gramma over tho. ;-)palimpsest
- Rawr!Continuity
- I mean ... marychain, is that you?!Continuity
- "De buen vino, buen vinagre"palimpsest
- Never saw insomnia as an age thing, had it all my life. And sleepwalking, sleeprunning, night terrors, etc. Part of the game for me.garbage
- But it sucks, and sorry you're having it.garbage
- Yeah that suxxx.
*passes the joint to seasted - Karma's a bitch! I went to bed at 10pm and ended up waking at 2:30 this morning. Took me 1 hour to fall back asleep but didn't proper sleep from then on.palimpsest
- Krassy7
- so true. I am still pissed.dibec
- lolBennn
- just happened in colorado at beginning of year b/c grocery stores could now sell regular strength beer - and yes i'm still struggling :Pbliznutty
- i guess i'm still a kidsarahfailin
- That strong beer bs is such nonsenseimbecile
- Lol, took me 1 year to get comfy and not mad after the last timemaquito
- I know right? They moved my Metamucil!timeless
- Whole Foods does it once a month just to fuck with me.CyBrainX
- Maaku6
Dating after 35 is a shitshow
- have you met these young women into older men, calling them "daddy"? weird at first, but highly enthusiastic.imbecile
- Yeah, but it's only fun the first 2 months.Maaku
- well, you did say dating, though i agree finding a mate after 35 is impossible.imbecile
- Don't tell drgs that.utopian
- Hmmm what's so bad about it? I think things actually improve for guys as you get slightly older.yuekit
- ^ Finding one that would stick around :(Maaku
- ...or one that you want to stick aroundimbecile
- Wouldn't women in their mid/late 30s be looking to settle down?yuekit
- who's looking for that? :Dimbecile
- Pictures or it didn't happen...SimonFFM
- after 40 it's getting worst.ApeRobot
- Perhaps you are failing to look outside your particular social circle...yuekit
- Especially for women. Most guys want younger women. And if you're a single mom with a kid = good luck. Unless you're very pretty or hot.NBQ00
- (hard to find what you put little effort into looking for)imbecile
- Been divorced for about 2.5 years, since then I've wasted my time, money and effort with 4 women. They were between 27-33 years old.Maaku
- "wasted my time, money and effort"
#agreedimbecile - I dunno... Im really enjoying it. Currently seeing a particularly awesome 28 year old lady that makes me very happy. Probably short term but hey! :)pedromendez
- ^ lucky you. Must be my taste :(Maaku
- I'm actually really glad I didn't settle down in my 20s. Aside from being immature and prone to making rushed decisions at that age, the options are so muchyuekit
- greater now with dating apps, ability to travel etc. And as a guy your options don't narrow that much with age in my experience.yuekit
- i always think of this during conversations like these. http://i.imgur.com/z…imbecile
- #10 in particularimbecile
- I've decided that I'm no longer "dating"notype
- drgs6
- hahaGnash
- they got you man :)renderedred
- Oh man, that's a kick in the nutsMondoMorphic
- homebreakerpimp.comsted
- You shouldn't be getting this until you're at least 60...yuekit
- damn, looks like my missus!Gardener
- I approve this adnotype
- Don't trigger Simon!deadsperm
- time for adblock+45api
- drgs5
- hotlineCALLES
- Usenetlemmy_k
- Hotline Server ftw... but which one has the best quality 649MB DiVX of The Matrix?!prophetone
- hotline ftwpockets
- Hotline... wow, memories http://boffomac.com/…Bennn
- 1up, 1 downprophetone
- Go back further to WinMXrobthelad
- support@aol.comutopian
- Any soulseek users? Its still runningdrgs
- soulseek? oh man i thought it was long gone. lot of channels and it was so cool to browse through other user folders.api
- Soulseek is amazing, still! It's where i find the most obscure music.jagara
- robthelad4
You have to stop wearing Vans.
- i may be on my last pair. the comfort is unbearable now and they start to stink much quicker than before. Probably because of my hotfoot.capn_ron
- They have some new modles with a UltraCush HD inserts and the Ultra Range model feels like a Nike Free or adidas Boost.rattail
- But I still wear the old skool ones that fuck up my little toe.rattail
- After 2 miles you really feel the pavement wearing vans. I still buy them.monospaced
- Get the Crocs on the go.PhanLo
- @rattail, i'm running the pro2 which is supposed to have more cushy insert, but they still hurt. my little toe always hurts too. I can't quit them thoughcapn_ron
- I switched back to DC :D and oohboy i'm 14 agian! :D idk how was i living with these thin sole rubber shoes :)sted
- Why would you have to stop? I'm wearing brown suede with black soles...nobody knows they are Vans. Can't stop now...love that waffle bottom.misterhow
- Depends on where you live. Even grandpas wear Vans in Southern California.dbloc
- I'm old and that's all i wear. Checks for the win.wagshaft
- I stopped wearing Vans because rich tools wanting to look cool were wearing them...not because I'm old.see_thru
- My dad wore white vans with the blue stripe well into his 70's. He was a Sperry guy but Vans were easier for him to find.rattail
- Never!jagara
- Stopped making sz 14's long ago...have 2 or 3 pairs of 13's and pay for it every time i wear them longer than a few hours and for sure if on my feet long. boooDarkCover
- pablo287
- ha!
https://www.qbn.com/…Krassy - cannonball, krassy, pango, drgsdrgs
- Lol @pangoOBBTKN
- @drgs LOL! totally!Krassy
- yep, no shirtdrgs
- Pango's shades are all time!Krassy
- I like my ringcannonball1978
- That's how I see you now drgs.mugwart
- Good to know I'm the coolest one. :Ppango
- the way i see it, you already lost everything except your pants and your grandmothers sunglasses :)sted
- hahaha!OBBTKN
- Still rocking it!pango
- Jim Bowen?MrT
- I like my shirt, but blue or black would be betterKrassy
- ha!
- hans_glib4
i don't understand the "NPC" thread
- Videos of stoners, i thinkdrgs
- That shit ain't weed.
Fentanyl, etc, I assume.Nairn - QBN'rsNBQ00
- It’s a thread to mock and ridicule addicts when they’re struggling through a particularly low point in their lives. It’s mannerless.nb
- I'm guessing it's about those characters in video games that are decoration and don't do anything but talk nonsense - and finding real life versions.shapesalad
- But I've not played video games since I was 14 on the old Amiga 500. So I don't know.shapesalad
- Yeah man this is a profound thing, I went to a strip mall recently and grocery store in a sketchy area and everyone there i kep thinking was a NPC ie background_niko
- Characters that serve no purpose and just take up space, contribute nothing to society and will be forgotten in a blink. Scared the fuck out of me to do more_niko
- Shapesalad that is correct, I had to look it up too as I also haven't played video games for ages.PhanLo
- "We exist in a simulated reality and some humans take on the role of NPCs, spouting "opinions" they are programmed to spout and repeating in a cult-like manner"Chimp
- Liberal: (Yelling) Fuck Trump! Ban guns!
Conservative: (Yelling) Fuck Hillary! Ban immigrants!Chimp - Sometimes they're just weird interactions between people too.PhanLo
- Yeah, it's not *just* addicts. Those are the Skooma vids. It's also just when an NPC goes rogue and the music gets slapped on.garbage
- Nothing will top the horse video. I have so many questions: https://www.youtube.…garbage
- another sign: I had to look up what skooma was lol_niko
- When I first saw Skooma, I thought it was a new drug. LolPhanLo
- Heh, I had to Google too :)Nairn
- Skyrim NPC memes are funny as. but the ones posted here are sad.inteliboy