Signs your getting old?
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- hans_glib3
i cycled through camden town & market yesterday and was saddened to see how tawdry it's become.
- omahadesigns0
I don't wake up with boners anymore.
- whatthefunk1
- Where is Japan? https://www.theguard…pablo28
- Sitzpinkler über allesd_gitale
- you can determine if a country is third world by the state of its public bathrooms. don't sit on toilets if you're in the 3rd world.hotroddy
- Morning_star26
The postman knocked on my door this morning with a package. I opened the door and we exchanged some typically British pleasantries regarding the 'lovely weather'. I then answered what i thought was a request for my name. Ed I said, 'cause that's my name. He bent down and stroked our cat "What a lovely cat you are Ed, I bet you're gonna have fun warming your belly in the sun today.", it took a few seconds for me to process what had occurred.
Before I could correct him, he handed me the package and walked to the end of the garden path with the cat in tow. As he walked through the gate he introduced cat 'Ed' to a very enthusiastic bunch of primary school kids who fawned, like they do, with lots of ahhhs and ohhhhs and cautious stroking. The cat loves this kinda fuss and the general kurfuffle attracted even more kids and mums. There must have been 15 people gathered around our Postman and the cat as he introduced 'Ed' to the street.
Fast forward to 3:30 and the kids are walking home from the school full of sunshine and youthful spirit and through the open windows i hear 'can we go meet Ed and stroke his belly...he does'nt bite.'
I'm getting my hearing tested and i'm going to have to change my name :)
- Lolscarabin
- What’s the cats name?monospaced
- Alandee-dubs
- lol this is aceMrT
- 'Lovely weather' is such an easy and polite greeting. they look at you weird if you say it where I live.hotroddy
- lol, Ed's the talk of the block now.garbage
- 'Ed crapped on the front lawn again !'
'Look at Ed licking his anus'
'Ed is choking up hairballs on the carpet'd_gitale - ed's licking his own balls!pango
- Lovely storySimonFFM
- Top cat, Ed is!
This story is awesome. :DContinuity - putting Ed in Pedo.rootlock
- YakuZoku2
I just signed up to Jiu-jitsu,
not for self defense, but to tire myself out enough so I can finally get some god-damn good sleep.
- If you do that in the evenings you'll be waking yourself up.7am ~ 11am is the best time to do exercise if you want to sleep well.shapesalad
- Watch A hubermans podcast episode on sleep.shapesalad
- swim in the water next to your house!imbecile
- im sure your sparing partner can put you to sleep. bad for the brain tho.pango
- Mark?oey_oey
- you should start discgolfingArchitectofFate
- whatthefunk9
- Yeah!!!NBQ00
- yupYakuZoku
- That was a good year!formed
- It was a good time to be 11 and just getting into “my” musicmonospaced
- My teen soundtrack. Feels.jagara
- https://www.albumoft…pablo28
- HijoDMaite2
Just started bumping Jack Harlow yesterday lol
- I'm guesing this means something else over the pond but if not - congratulations on your mid-life sexual identity swing!Nairn
- There is definitely a misunderstanding on behalf of the English that America is..1 A bunch of drunk idols on an island where colloquialisms are shared like...canoe
- an orphan in the catholic system. 2. Despite the fuck all narcissism of aristocratic roots have on ya, not all of us are frm England/UK...canoe
- I love ya Nairn and all that the blessings you've given yourself, but don't be that piss ant from an island thinking we're drinking the piss.canoe
- letterhead2
- All house Industries fonts, Emigre etc..
All gone!letterhead - Hoefler Type Foundry fonts, Futura, Helvetica. Gone!
Fuck!letterhead - convert themshapesalad
- https://www.fontlab.…shapesalad
- All house Industries fonts, Emigre etc..
- HijoDMaite14
I don’t have a TikTok or Snap account
- You've got a lifeOBBTKN
- and won’t EVER get one.Ramanisky2
- I watch Instagram Reels of Tictoks like an adult!fooler
- NBQ004
I last a few seconds in multi player shooters
- sted1
- I remember thisduckseason
- IIRC, it also came with flip out speakers and some controller attachmentduckseason
- scarabin1
- Late bloomer, I suppose.Continuity
- He never got a head start.CyBrainX
- he had too, there was too much at stake._niko
- shapesalad-2
I call Chat GPT... 'Chatty'.
- Just ask Chatty.shapesalad
- I lost my copyrighting job to.. Chatty.shapesalad
- Chatty helped me write a letter to lower my car insurance. Good old 'chatty'.shapesalad
- I named it Brobotscarabin
- ^signs your staying young?hans_glib
- ^good idea, I'll name it YoBrouan
- Brochat?shapesalad
- kingsteven6
- ill, sickshapesalad
- I struggled to understand the words 'Celebrity news'faxion
- as soon as i get to "celebrity news" i stop readinghans_glib
- lit news day famhydro74
- Morning_star6
As a late b'day treat the wife and a child took me to see Henry Rollins this weekend. He was, as always, a fascinating story teller. I could listen to tales of him and Ian McKaye in DC in the late eighties all day.
At exactly 7:30 he strode out on to the stage and started talking... at approx. 1,000 miles an hour... barely pausing for breath... or applause...not one sip of water...no notes...no autoqueue...not one missed beat...for TWO AND A HALF HOURS.
The man is 62 and a fucking legend.
- signs of not getting old.CyBrainX
- Dude has lived a great life. Endless interesting stories. Makes even the most mundane situations sound funny.PhanLo
- Signs of having an awesome family/lifefooler
- drugs?Beeswax
- @Beeswax. Unlikely.Morning_star
- Not one sip of water? INCREDIBLE. HE MUST BE A MACHINEcrazyprick
- Henry is well known for being pretty much straight edge since his early 20s.Continuity
- Yeah, he's an amazing talker. I saw him in '16 and he must have done a whole hour just on Lemmy and Bowie. I'd happily go see him again for a different 2.5hrs.Wolfboy
- https://www.youtube.…imbecile