Conspiracy of the day
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- sted2
"The thing I find most suspicious/fishy/smelly about the current hype surrounding Stable Diffusion, ChatGPT, and other AI applications is that it is almost exactly six months since the bottom dropped out of the cryptocurrency scam bubble."
- If only the NFT craze had waited...utopian
- i.e., AI is the next scam ponzi scheme?MondoMorphic
- uan0
- Just watched a video on this https://youtu.be/4n3…scarabin
- Chimp11
Conspiracy Theory: America Invaded Iraq to Prevent Saddam Hussein From Using a Stargate.
- Ah, now we're talking.Continuity
- Update: there was a typo. Instead of “Using a” they meant to write “watching”Chimp
- https://www.youtube.…utopian
- https://www.vice.com…utopian
- ...they were too late, was reverse engineered into Tik Tokprophetone
- Hahaha, good one!OBBTKN
- < I fucking knew it!kaiyohtee
- palimpsest3
What are the international law conventions regarding my new status as non-human? Does Qatar respect these laws?
Have taxonomists come up with a name for our new species?
Since we can now be owned are owned by an individual or by a group?
- If have offspring with a non vaccinated human what is their legal status?palimpsest
- If my new species doesn't have a name or definition am I like Tom Hanks in The Terminal?palimpsest
- Can a non-human say the n-word without any consequences?crazyprick
- my owner will not permit to answerhans_glib
- Do you still have to pay full price on public transport?Chimp
- If a non vaccinated human has you on a leash you ride for free.palimpsest
- And that person doesn't even have to prove they own you.palimpsest
- I guess they'll be able to tell the difference between humans and non-humans by scabybing the chip. A DNA test would be too costly.palimpsest
- I got my 4th vaccine last week, guessing I lost a few more bars on my humanity meterJrdntnnr
- Good observation. Is someone with 4 jabs further from a human or do you need the jabs to maintain your non human status?palimpsest
- Plot twist: Covid jabs make us non-human, sure. But they actually make us *super*-human!Continuity
- Now I can't wait to get my 4th. Does it give out powers at random? Can I pick it? Is there a set master list of superpowers to choose from?Continuity
- A level 4 human.palimpsest
- What if you didn't have mRNA-based jabs? Are you still a fucking idiot human, or are you a fucking idiot non-human™?Nairn
- After injecting the Pfizer vaccine, Aaron masturbates for 10 to 12 hourscrazyprick
- palimpsest2
via Longcopylover:
But why would the Gvt./Elite kill the "sheeple" (me) and let the incendiary "conspiracists"/"dis... alive? That makes no sense for them.They would need the sheeple to keep them the elite.- I got cut off. The "dis... should read: "disobedient"Longcopylover
- Kill the intellectuals and the elite can stay elite. See history: https://cambodiatrib…Longcopylover
- nb-1
https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrump…
“A ‘conspiracy theorist’ these days is simply someone who is capable of obvious pattern recognition.”
Hahaha this is like something I would’ve said when I was 16 years old and stoned
- lolsted
- goddammit what a wisdom
https://media3.giphy…sted - https://twitter.com/…Bluejam
- yuekit2
- Wownb
- https://www.detroitn…yuekit
- https://eu.detroitne…PhanLo
- Tweets & Prayers
#MAGA2024utopian - im sure your dad's mental illness has more to do with it than him reading some news source.pr2
- ^ wtf? Sure, the disease that is QAnon is a grotesque plague that should be treated as such.formed
- ya.... Q is not news source.pango
- Something a bit messed up about "he decided to take our guns"... so there were multiple guns in the houseyuekit
- Imagine if guns were not so available.shapesalad
- imagine ignoring a cult and blaming mental illness instead....inteliboy
- @inteliboy
Crazy how that works. I blame videogames.palimpsest - I blame jesus
¯\_ʘ‿ʘ_/¯PhanLo - lol at pr2 calling Q culture a "news source". Shocking.garbage
- Imagine being the heartless, morally fucked, ethically devoid fucktard moron that pr2 is. Because you all all won’t say it.monospaced
- Did the dog survive?autoflavour
- Nope. In the thread OP mentions that his sister will likely never walk again, and they were just lucky to be staying at a friend's house that night.garbage
- pr2anondbloc
- garbage1
https://twitter.com/JasonSCampbe…
Don't worry, he's already going on other shows and trying to spin this as a witch hunt against him, and he's proud of what he did, he's not scared because "in ten years a billion dollars will only be worth a thousand dollars".
So he's not just a fat, slimy, heartless manipulator. He's also pretty damn stupid if he thinks that's how money works (he doesn't, but his fans probably do. See a pattern?)
What a glorious platform for him to go on this rant: Stephen Crowder is such a pussy that he feels the need to wear his big boy holster ON HIS OWN PODCAST.
These two should just get a fucking room, because they are made for each other.
- Maybe he had a brain injury... like something from the book 'Phantoms in the Brain' by Sandra Blakesleeshapesalad
- In that book it describes the results of car crashes/tumors etc, and how some people went super religious, or in denial, or mathematic genius etc.shapesalad
- perhaps this guy took a knock to the head and really believes all he's saying, his world view 'looks' right to him. Either that or he's a massive cunt.shapesalad
- He’s like a cross between a professional wrestler and a snake oil selling evangelist. Guy knows his audiencePhanLo
- _niko4
- unposiblé!Nairn
- MAGAsshatutopian
- suicide watchdbloc
- HahaYakuZoku
- GOOD, fuck him, I hope he kills himself.elahon
- ^ thisContinuity
- I loved the part of his trial where the prosecution told him he can't just fi;e for bankrupt and get away with it LOLProjectile
- yuekit0
- meanwhile in Europe:
https://edition.cnn.…uan - how come I can hear the lady's accent clearly in my head when I read that quote?_niko
- Obviously, a Netflix promo for Stranger Things.CyBrainX
- Let me guess...the research & analysis department at Qanon (MAGA division) are the mooks behind this new theory.utopian
- meanwhile in Europe:
- PhanLo1
- i work with a guy that works with DART and while he has not expressly told me that space is real, i can confirm that i think that he is real MYTH BUSTEDkingsteven
- I know a few folk now that think space is fake. Mad bastards. Dome life for real.PhanLo
- haha, i know a couple of potentialskingsteven
- the real question is if he should even be criticising a cartoon aesthetic while his profile photo bicep looks like PS1 wormskingsteven
- Worms isn't real?palimpsest
- yuekit0
Although it's from a decade ago this scene works strangely well as a commentary on today's conspiracy theorists running around accusing random people and scientists of being behind a coverup..."The League of Morons"
- Leave Chimp alone!palimpsest
- What about Epstein? Was that whole thing not a massive cover up and conspiracy?Chimp
- I'm not saying conspiracies don't exist at all just that people are usually absolutely terrible at figuring them out.yuekit
- Also wasn't aimed at anyone here, the worst I've seen are on Twitter and other social media sitesyuekit
- Here’s a good one, do you think they make up stupid conspiracies to discredit the real ones?Chimp
- It’s a good way to shut down a conversation.Chimp
- But yeah, there are a lot of conspiracy nutters out there too.Chimp
- If you're into conspiracies why would you shut down ones you consider stupid? It's not a cult, is it?palimpsest
- All conspiracies are equally valid.palimpsest
- What if "smart" conspiracies are there to shut down "stupid" ones which are the real valid conspiracies?
Have you thought about that?palimpsest - This one for a start: https://www.youtube.…Chimp
- On what side does that one land?palimpsest
- I don't think conspiracy theories exist for any particular reason, it's just the same psychology that led primitive humans to sacrifice a goat or somethingyuekit
- to make it rain. People have always been superstitious and drawn false connections between things.yuekit
- ZOOP0
Followup to the previous post:
https://imgur.com/FH9IQVT
- Gardener9
- I will never trust bread again.cherub
- illoafinatidbloc
- pango's was better.palimpsest