Conspiracy of the day
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- Ramanisky27
- There he is!palimpsest
- lol!Continuity
- It's strange, after the alert I got super sick and felt horrible.... oh wait, i was hungover! my mistake.hydro74
- The KnobGobbler is be losing his shit.utopian
- Ramanisky20
I’m getting the new Covid Vaccine shot this Friday.
Should I be concerned?!?- the trigger was Today at 2:20pm EST
you should be fineYakuZoku
- the trigger was Today at 2:20pm EST
- palimpsest0
- is there an App I can download to check whether my phone is affecting my covid vaccine?Ianbolton
- Ramanisky21
- Same here. My wife will have to explain the bruises.monospaced
- lolelahon
- elahon2
- let's goooooodoesnotexist
- I welcome the zombie apocalypse!! hahahaelahon
- Ramanisky2-1
Uh ohhhh ... Oct 4, 2023 at 2:20pm
- inteliboy2
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folk will levitate and implode at that power levelPhanLo - ^One can hopeKnuckleberry
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- PhanLo3
My hair was starting to look like Bruce Lee's so did my usual every 2-3 month trip to the Turkish barbers and sat down, the guy before me, ex-soldier was doing the basic taxi driver chat about refugees being of fighting age and how they should stay and fight.
Obviously the young Turkish guy was getting through the cut, I thought that would be it, but he went off on some next level conspiracy bingo, really tried hard to remember what he was saying.
Some of the hits:
The Turkish earthquake was a result of the agreement between Russia, China, Turkey and Africa being signed so the elites used they earthquake machine to send a message.Apparently the earthquake in New Zealand was when they set it off by accident from their base in the South Pole.
The Malaysian flight that crashed had 4 scientists onboard that had a microchip that would revolutionise the world.
The vaccines have replicating nanobots so he wouldn't have them.
He had seizures that had left a permanent mark on his head, possibly from elite interference.
There was more stuff, but I can't remember it all, was trying to take notes for QBN.
He did say he learned a lot from the village elders in Afghanistan when he would visit them for tea drinking sessions.
Mad dude.
- Tell set I said hi.palimpsest
- ^hehe
He was quite relentless and asked the guy a few times if he was lsitening. Afterwards the guys were like wtf bro!?
Got the ear flames todayPhanLo - That all sounds legit. Like, legit mental breakdownIanbolton
- Dude seemed in a permo state of paranoia. There's more ex-army guys in jail in Britain than currently serving in the UK forcesPhanLo
- Nairn1
Having Rishi Sunak as the UK PM, un-elected, but existant and de facto and de jure, is a beautiful long-term strategem from the UK Establishment.
India is now the most populous country on Earth, and will only grow moreso in a demographic dance with China.
We've reached a sort of awkward proto-accord with India vis à vis our often unfortunately fairly horrid shared history, but now we need to look forward, two entities intertwined by shared fate.
The UK is dwindling in stature and relevance. India is not, and is in the ascendant.
Rishi Sunak is our route to the future.. A clever feint towards reconciliation and the idea of future equivalence.
As much as you might not like him, UK voters, he is as fundamental to our future as Gladstone or.Atlee.
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Here endeth my conspirational thought.
- yuekit1
The black pill for conspiracy theorists: Epstein probably just killed himself
https://apnews.com/article/jeffr…
This report by the AP talks about how he had already tried to kill himself a few days earlier and seemed to be losing touch with reality. And it looks like the guards were simply negligent...they were shopping on their phones around the time Epstein was preparing to off himself, then falsified the records to make it to look like they had done their jobs.
Also I didn't notice this before but apparently there is security footage showing no one entered his cell that day, which was used in court when they tried to prosecute the guards.
- I'd posted a while back about a trial I was on the jury for. The guy was a serial child abuser involved in kids football and worked in a primary school. I thinkPhanLo
- ...when he realised he was going to prison for the rest of his life, it dawned on him how fucked he was. So he tried to hang himself on his second day in jail..PhanLo
- ...he didn't die though, but the next again day he had a heart attack and did die. Fuck that cunt.
It's mad that Epstein's mates are still out there, free.PhanLo - Wow that's messed up...yeah imagine being Epstein and going from having your own island to living the rest of your life in a tiny concrete cell.yuekit
- Charges dropped against prison guards who falsified records - https://www.bbc.com/…imbecile
- Eh, still too convenient for too many powerful people. Why wouldn't he try to absolve himself and rat everyone out? Doesn't make sense to me.formed
- How could guards monitor the most significant prison in America, esp if he tried suicide before, and be "shopping" while he takes his life? And they get off...formed
- Because it's hard work monitoring a suicidal billionaire all day...cmon!yuekit
- sted1
- palimpsest7
- If I were in the room with her I’d have to agree. I’d also agree with her views on the flat earth and Bigfoot._niko
- What views?palimpsest
- I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace.
George W. Bushneverscared - But Gravity will knock down her knockers and ass and it'll all be a Miss Saggy in short time.shapesalad
- Fool me once...shame on you.utopian
- Trump was the corporeal rebuke of "Ya fool me, you can't fool me again."garbage
- shapesalad "logic" - don't eat the ripe apple now because it will not be ripe next week.canoe
- canoe "logic" - a woman is an object to be consumed during its prime and discarded before witheringimbecile
- ^ username checks out.robthelad
- Looook at meereecannonball1978
- Clearly a pair not an apple.MrT
- yuekit2
MyPillow founder and prominent election denier Mike Lindell made a bold offer ahead of a “cyber symposium” he held in August 2021 in South Dakota: He claimed he had data showing Chinese interference and said he would pay $5 million to anyone who could prove the material was not from the previous year’s U.S. election.
He called the challenge “Prove Mike Wrong.”
On Wednesday, a private arbitration panel ruled that someone did.
The panel said Robert Zeidman, a computer forensics expert and 63-year-old Trump voter from Nevada, was entitled to the $5 million payout.Zeidman had examined Lindell’s data and concluded that not only did it not prove voter fraud, it also had no connection to the 2020 election. He was the only expert who submitted a claim, arbitration records show.
He turned to the arbitrators after Lindell Management, which created the contest, refused to pay him.
In their 23-page decision, the arbitrators said Zeidman proved that Lindell’s material “unequivocally did not reflect November 2020 election data.” They directed Lindell’s firm to pay Zeidman within 30 days.
In a statement to The Washington Post, Zeidman said he was “really happy” with the arbitrators’ decision. “They clearly saw this as I did — that the data we were given at the symposium was not at all what Mr. Lindell said it was,” he said. “The truth is finally out there.”
- AQUTE1
Coincidence TikTok
- America is Beyond Fucked.utopian
- You can presumed the CCP slipped him a few $$$ to pump their narrative.shapesalad
- All the USA social apps and the ENTIRE internet is banned in CCP controlled China. West wants to ban one CCP app and everyone's having a hissy fit.shapesalad
- That's where my mate that thinks we live in a biblically accurate firmament sealed dome and space is fake gets all her info.PhanLo
- utopian2
- 'Sensorship'Continuity
- 'Sensors aren't picking up any intelligent life here, Captain.'Continuity