Conspiracy of the day
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- _niko2
Here’s my conspiracy theory, it’s as dumb as anything else out there.
China released Covid-19 from a lab as a dry run to see how their citizens and more importantly the rest of world and their enemies react.
Next is the real deal, as infectious as omicron and as deadly as Ebola but with a longer gestation period giving it a chance to spread before killing the host.
Their country will listen to their government and weather it no problem, whereas the rest of us will be out in the streets protesting masks and freedoms and 5G again and this time literally dropping like flies.
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https://www.qbn.com/…palimpsest - I've read a few similar ideas recently. I really hope they are just crazy conspiracies.Chimp
- Makes no sense and is built on false assumptions about China I fear.monospaced
- "Here’s my conspiracy theory, it’s as dumb as anything else out there."palimpsest
- This implies there was some kind of predictability before the leak, and governments can keep secrets. Lol. Sorry. Funnymonospaced
- There was no leak. China released it as a weapon, a test version at first. The real thing is coming soon.palimpsest
- yeah be advised that the next end of the world is always worse than the previous onested
- In 2121, the march madness final will be played between the Duke Blue Dragons and St Johns Red Pandas...in Ping Pong._niko
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- PhanLo2
- okok wher
eis the nftsted - More details here https://www.instagra…PhanLo
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- palimpsest1
What's the take on Omicron and other variants?
What are the predictions for 2022?
Thanks.- Omarion variant.ApeRobot
- 2-22 = 2020 toografician
- No uptick in South African hospitalisations (they're a bit further down the road from UK)Brabo_Brabo
- 2022 we'll see clotshotters dropping like flies. Their immune system is shredded. Sad.Brabo_Brabo
- the vaccinated nations and nations with high immunity will enter the endemic phase somewhere in 2022...they are gonna race for supremacy in the economic space.uan
- 2020: IInb
- Lomao variantsted
- lol brabo, S.Africa's average age is 27fadein11
- This is a conspiracy safe space.
Don't hold back.palimpsest - Good point. And it's summer there too.Brabo_Brabo
- "What about, the vaccine create the new variants?"
ApeRobot
https://www.qbn.com/…palimpsest - Somebody gets it.palimpsest
- This one's good:
https://www.qbn.com/…palimpsest
- PhanLo2
According to the Blue Beam theorists, NASA and the UN have begun to produce highly advanced technology. Using this technology, the entire Earth will see a simulation in the sky that would be created using satellites, located at different locations on the Earth. As the conspiracy goes, using this method, and in cooperation with the Antichrist, a simulation of the Second Coming will be created and all humans on the Earth will be united under a single religion under the framework of the Blue Beam. This way, establishing the total control will become easier and other stages necessary for establishing the “New World Order” will not take too long either.
The video, disseminated by Gocha Chumashvili, also mentions the author of the Blue Beam theory. Serge Monast was a Canadian investigative journalist, who investigated conspiracy theorists, who published a book called Project Blue Beam (NASA) in 1994. In his book, Monast described the stages of establishing the common religion in detail. In 1996, he died from a heart attack. His death raised doubts among his followers. They still believe that Monast was actually poisoned using a “psychotropic weapon”.
Interestingly, the Blue Beam theory, published by Monast, is identical to an earlier concept by Gene Roddenberry, a screenwriter of an American franchise Star Trek. In Roddenberry’s screenplay, aliens try to invade the Earth and initially send religious leaders, created via technological simulation, to the Earth with the aim of shattering the faith among people and then spread their own religion. Paramount rejected Roddenberry’s idea for Star Trek, so he drafted another idea and one of the iconic pieces of the franchise – the Motion Picture – was aired in 1979. However, Roddenberry did not discard the initial version and published it as a novel, several years before Monast published his book.
It is noteworthy that the Blue Beam conspiracy once again came under the spotlight during the coronavirus pandemic, as in the scenario, described by Monast, the Antichrist resorts to epidemics at the third, final stage of establishing control over humans. Conspiracy theorists believe that this process has already begun.
- https://www.reddit.c…PhanLo
- Some folk also think the same technology was used on 9/11 to project planes into the air that crashed into the buildings as the dynamite blewPhanLo
- Iterestingqoob
- The original name for it was blue ray but that was already taken.Chimp
- It almost seems a bit like the plot of Watchmen.PhanLo
- Probably some good work generating cgi deities for virtual projection, but I suppose you wouldn't live to benefit from it. Hard to put in the CVPhanLo
- ApeRobot-2
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he is God.
Think about it.- I'm not quoting the usual suspect.ApeRobot
- Hashtag Covidpalimpsest
- oldest conspiracy it issted
- Nothing to thinkOBBTKN
- God is Dog spelled backwards, just think about it eh.Chimp
- Which God?Morning_star
- Devil is lived spelled backwards, just think about that.palimpsest
- DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH — has never been more relevant than here.shapesalad
- Nope, the big trick is still convincing the world he doesn't exist. And Verbal was regurgitating an old proverb that's been repeated for centuries.garbage
- who's in charge? Me or the devil? I think it's me.nb
- this blew my mind when I was 15.sarahfailin
- Hashtag Trumputopian
- garbage0
re: pamp
No telling, because we're seeing rampant mutation pools being handheld by the bobo's of the world who are needle-shy, can't be bothered to wear a mask, and are that dangerous combination of bold and ignorant.
Worldwide there are dozens of recorded variants that have been deescalated because people listened to actual science instead of youtube quacks. Most of them got stomped out before they even got a Greek name.
I'm a betting man, and it looks like we're on a holding pattern between people that listen to medical professionals, and stubborn moronic holdouts that will continue to be spreaders and also future burdens on our medical infrastructure, so I'm gonna go with Tau. Hopefully not Omega because then we'll have to get creative.
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I was looking for conspiracy theories behind variants and conspiracy predictions for the future.palimpsest - Wait, so you're wanting what's trending with smoothbrains? Who fucking knows, probably invented by communists or democrats, caused and cured by Bigfoot cum.garbage
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- PhanLo0
- Can't believe Big Piss has been covering this up for years.PhanLo
- FFS https://i.imgur.com/…PhanLo
- scarabin6
I’m pretty sure IKEA designs their wine glasses to explode with the slightest tap, like a prince rupert’s drop
- I'm down to my last 2 nowBaskerviIle
- Sucker born every minutenb
- I was just about to put the lids on a week of food prep when one leapt out of my cupboard and exploded on the counter, sending shards into every single bowl.scarabin
- Had to throw all of it out :/scarabin
- Pretty sure EVERYTHING at IKEA is designed to fail with anything beyond the lightest use possible. It's absolutely the lowest level quality shit on the planet.monospaced
- Ikea has good stuff. Also, Ikea has absolute garbage. Their higher ranking stuff is good.jagara
- My shitty IKEA bookshelves are still holding up after 10+ years and 4 moves.palimpsest
- My shitty MALM bed is still holding up and looking good 12+ years later and 2 moves.utopian
- keep a box of six spare, break about one a fortnight ffskingsteven
- just get some decent french wine glass.shapesalad
- Okaaaay then enjoy your decade old chipped furniture. I also have a couple of pieces from there and it’s just awful.monospaced
- My daughter busted an IKEA wine glass on her head when she was 3. Has a Harry Potter scar now.brandonp
- ikea doesn't designs shit, they buy up whatever innovative design you made and make you shut up about it for the rest of your life.sted
- I wasn't a fan but in the past few years they've done some great work. I think they have a very strong design/retail culture, I'd love to work for themSlashPeckham
- https://www.ikea.com…SlashPeckham
- Mono has a thing about Ikea, I've noticed. Like everything - you get what you pay for, but you get a bit more than that with Ikea.Nairn
- One night last night I was carefully wiping water spots and the wine glass popped in my hand. So, what do I do? Grab another wine glass/wipe and pop!misterhow
- I still have all 10 fingers. My wife stared at me and said ‘what’s wrong with you?’ I felt like Andre the giantmisterhow
- iFurniturepalimpsest
- One comment about IKEA and I have a thing about it? LOL. I've had my fair share of IKEA shit in my life, it's based on experience too :)monospaced
- You fuck one goat...palimpsest
- Oh, you've definitely railed about it in the past..Nairn
- I remember that pango post for one.
You fuck two goats...palimpsest - In mid '90 until the financial meltdown they sold quality products in Europe, these days its all crap.sted
- heh, mono having a go at ikea is definitely a thing...kingsteven
- favourite qbn sidenote is whoever comments "i don't want my food tasting like dish soap" whenever he spots lemon in a savoury dishkingsteven
- that Zewa peach scented toilet paper what turns everything what smells/tastes like peach into a shitty experience.sted
- I'm going to watch out for that, Kingsteven.
And fuck whoever it is - lemon is the Best Fruit.Nairn
- Brabo_Brabo3
- That's right, focus on his appearance.PhanLo
- well he is German so what are you gonna do? ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯_niko
- @Brabo_Brabo dreams about finding him in Simon's bedroom.sted
- http://www.mythdetec…PhanLo
- Different Schwabber.PhanLo
- https://factcheck.af…PhanLo
- You will have no money and enjoy it.Brabo_Brabo
- PhanLo0
- Druids aint Satanists.Brabo_Brabo
- Jesus folk think robes = shagging the devilPhanLo
- ...It is an association of poets, writers, musicians, artists and individuals who have made a significant and distinguished contribution to Welsh language...Morning_star
- ...literature and culture. Its main influence is Christian with some Celtic Druidry.
Satan is not invited.Morning_star - Better commentary on here https://www.youtube.… LolzPhanLo
- yuekit2
Apparently today is big day for QAnon people...JFK Jr. will appear at the grassy knoll, reveal he faked his death and this will also serve as kick off for Trump 2024 campaign.
Also possibly JFK himself comes back from the dead like Jesus for seven days. I like how just the first part wasn't enough, they had to throw in supernatural element too.
- MAGA, Anti-Vaxxers, QAnon, Fox News, Republicans, etc...The Largest Shit-Show on Wheels in the World.
- Get a Brain Morans!utopian - Incredible lolfadein11
- ...and as usual. Nothing happened. Knowing it's all nonsense and turning up deserves some form of respectPhanLo
- Definitely not a cult_niko
- the one 4Chan prank that really did go too farBaskerviIle
- It's not over yet PhanLo...I think that was just the warm up party or something.yuekit
- Hope they get laid at least.PhanLo
- they did their own researchmonospaced
- (J)ust (F)ucking (K)iddingdbloc
- The Kennedy's are all Democrats... why would they endorse Trump?BK
- Waiting...
https://twitter.com/…yuekit - TWO HALLOWEENS?
JFK 2024!scarabin - Just flew home from Dallas. Had a coffee with JFK before I left.stoplying
- I'm listening to them talk on Telegram, these people are completely insane.
https://twitter.com/…yuekit - Kennedy’s are the Jesus bloodline? Holy shit! This thing goes DEEPIanbolton
- Looks like they all gave up and went home https://www.earthcam…scarabin
- MAGA, Anti-Vaxxers, QAnon, Fox News, Republicans, etc...The Largest Shit-Show on Wheels in the World.
- PhanLo0
- Kevin Rowland and Al Pacino. Damn.PhanLo
- Rosetta Stoned.Morning_star
- Hahaha Rosetta atoned_niko
- shapesalad1
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- yuekit6
Havana Syndrome Attacks Widen With CIA Officer’s Evacuation From Serbia
The idea that someone would be following US officials around the world and zapping them with a microwave gun sounds like something out of James Bond...
But then again this article talks about how the US itself did experiments with these kinds of weapons in the past:
"Reports say from the 1990s, the US Air Force had a project codenamed "Hello" to see if microwaves could create disturbing sounds in people's heads, one called "Goodbye" to test their use for crowd control, and one codenamed "Goodnight" to see if they could be used to kill people."
- 99% sure that Russia is behind this.utopian
- Whaaatscarabin
- This has been well documented for several years; I don't even think it files under conspiracy. It's a good way to covertly bolt a concussion into a person.garbage
- Then imagine being an agent, and there's somebody repeatedly ruining your brain from an adjacent room and you have no idea what's going on.garbage
- https://www.gq.com/s…garbage
- We probably have this fully fleshed out and under wraps as well. Picture this tech in drone form.garbage
- They are still debating whether it's real or imaginary, that's what's so weird...yuekit