Conspiracy of the day

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  • PhanLo0

    • '...despite it opening with a 40ft cactus, he still manages to be the biggest prick on the screen.'PhanLo
  • PhanLo1

    Couple of different takes on Brand
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  • milfhunter1

    • I've heard stuff like this about him beforeNBQ00
  • PhanLo0
  • sted3

    turbo cancers due to covid vaccines.

    • well, duhGardener
    • Haha, like we don't have enough to worry about. Why do we make up more stuff?!Ianbolton
    • 5G protocol... Activate!imbecile
    • from what i see in the comments sections around the web, any reasons of death = vaccines, according to these iditosHAL9001
    • What?
      Yes.
      palimpsest
    • lol I was thinking, cue our favourite conspiracy bellend and he didn't disappoint: https://www.youtube.…_niko
    • lol I was thinking, cue our favourite conspiracy bellend and he didn't disappoint: https://www.youtube.…_niko
  • pango1

    bird flu was actually computer virus. spread by 5g waves

    • since we all know bird are actually drones made by the CIApango
    • only pigeons, sparrows are SIS, crows are made by the BND, wrens are a product of FSBsted
  • Ramanisky25

    This incident that happened in a Miami mall on New Year’s Day ... some wild accounts are coming in. This guy (who sounds very believable to me) is talking about humanoid looking shadowy creatures, multi dimensional portals, glitches and cloaking.

    Is this a Mass Hallucination? (There are several accts coming out)... AI projected 3D holograms maybe or just a silly conspiracy.

    This peaks my interest, is it time to head down the rabbit hole?


    • Must have been a leprechaun_niko
    • https://images.squar…Ramanisky2
    • A dozen videos when a Karen yells at a barista, and yet no quality videos of these so-called aliens. You don't say...ETM
    • https://media.giphy.…YakuZoku
    • Drugs are a hell of drugOBBTKN
    • if this was at a Mall there would be so much footage from all the bloody cameras everywhere, but as soon as the aliens turn up no footage appears, it's SO weirdGardener
    • I totally agree there should be way more footage, but it was reported that they weren't letting anyone out of the mall until they looked thru their phones.dopepope
    • from a country where lead in the drinking water is perfectly normal.face_melter
    • It's the fluoride.palimpsest
    • this guys story matches those Mexican kids story in VegasYakuZoku
    • https://twitter.com/…garbage
    • so... no actual evidence?pango
    • The multidimensional being in charge of the time machine fucked up. was meant to take the c*nts to the Black Friday Sales at the Mall to grab all the best dealsmicrokorg
    • whoever started that 'have your head and body start talking over someone else's clip' needs to be punched. Moment I see that shit I'm out... nope don't care...hydro74
    • I was about 30 seconds in when I realized that this going to totally fuck my YouTube algorithmtoemaas
    • dis dude been using too much DMT.milfhunter
    • i think every store on that mall called 911, system gliched to get all cops in there, plus increased fear of terror attacks etcfeel
    • You're on to something there. A dozen Lyles will summon an army.garbage
    • Anyone got "aliens in Miami for first week of 2024" ?pango
    • https://www.independ…Morning_star
    • ^ damn that's alotta coppersYakuZoku
    • This seems like it’s marketing for the next cloverfield movie or something.monospaced
  • PhanLo1

    Flat Earth pal that gets all her info from Tik Tok has been posting about LED lights now and how they are basically a light weapon used to control us and we should go back to using filament bulbs and probably candles.
    She posts about so much stuff that's poisonous to us humans in everyday life that I'm surprised we're even alive.
    On my 4th Red Bull today and I'm levitating with the nanoids
    -

    • I suspect the low refresh rate LEDs have a less than positive effect on us, and probably very much do fuck over animals and insects and things.Nairn
    • Probably not the best for our eyes to be fair, but I think her angle was that it was another form of mind control like chemtrails and fluoride in the waterPhanLo
    • Seems legit. TT isn't mind control, but LED bulbs are. Makes total sense.formed
  • Ramanisky24

    I step outside and these dudes just showed up ..

    Should I leave the World Behind?!?
    I’m going inside to watch the final Friends Episode

  • Ramanisky22

    ** SPOILER ALERT **
    Of course this is coming from a MAGAt

    I watched the film “Leave the World Behind” and here are my thoughts...

    This film was Executive Produced by Barrack Obama and Michelle Obama...

    This film in a nutshell was about a cyber attack “by hackers” on America.

    FULL STOP— Why would a former president and his husband executive produce a film about a cyber attack on America by “foreign hackers”?

    It was filled with so many evil and occult symbols and future undertones, it made my head spin..

    Right off the bat, within the first two minutes, there is a blatant 666 in your face.

    There was a scene where a drone-type of device dropped thousands of flyers with a Snake photo that said, “Death to America”. But there were other flyers in other locations in other languages. A prepper insinuated that America made a lot of Enemies and they teamed up and invaded.

    Turns out... It was an all-out attack using a 3 Stage maneuver to topple a government from within that ended with bombs dropping in cities.

    • Isolation— Disable all communications and transportation, Making people deaf dumb and paralyzed
    • Synchronized chaos— terrorize with covert attacks and disinformation- no clear enemy
    • coup d'é·tat - Civil war and collapse.

    The White House and cities were attacked by rough forces said a bunker terminal.

    We all remember Iranian lawmakers chanting Death to America.
    rumble.com/v3o5922-joe-bi...

    What did the World Economic Forum Klaus Schwab “Predict”?
    There will be a Cyber Pandemic..
    rumble.com/v2ueypa-wef-kl...

    Is it a coincidence Tucker Carlson talked of an EMP Attack in The US as an outcome if we go to War with Iran.
    rumble.com/v3trsh1-tucker...

    Other Notables:
    Checkerboard and eye occult symbols, lots of emphasis on clocks and time, NASA & Obey T-shirts

    There was a very loud ear-piercing noise, believed to be a microwave weapon causing brain damage and loss of teeth.

    There was a strong emphasis on the show FRIENDS... season 10 Episode 17, titled “The Last One” Where a little girl was obsessed with what happens with Rachel. She couldn’t watch it because everything was down.

    The Last One was also a chapter in this movie and the movie ends the girl watching it in a bunker as the movie ended.

    This was one Fooked up movie— and it has predictive programming written all over it. It was so disturbing, my wife who doesn’t pay attention to much was disturbed. But Maybe that’s the point...

    • God, it sounds so cheesy. Neil Breen does it better, lol. They all blend together, but he always a god, hacker, spy, alien, or all of the above.garbage
    • One of them he's a hacker saving the planet. Lives out of his car, he's bolted a DirecTV dish on the back of his car.garbage
    • Aaand his trunk is full of empty tuna cans.garbage
    • There's also one where he gives a big speech on the steps of some DC building, and then starts shooting politicians in the face.garbage
    • https://www.youtube.…garbage
    • The woman I was at who thinks there's nanotech in Redbull posts shit like this all the time. I doubt the crew on a Netflix film pay that much attention to...PhanLo
    • ...detail. When my mate was working on one here they shot here, half the crew were microdosing mushrooms.PhanLo
    • Me too after reading that sentence back. FMLPhanLo
    • Lay off the Redbull Phan, don't let them get to you first! ;)garbage
    • the only conspiracy here is the old Hollywood "Producers" = Money Laundering racketjonny_quest_lives
    • chase that bag...jonny_quest_lives
    • @garbage could be, I had a can a few weeks ago, maybe I'm being mind controlled by inter-dimensional demons from beyond the ice wall.PhanLo
    • Ha, you're thinking of Monster.garbage
    • Thanks ObamasYakuZoku
    • *fills tub w/redbullPonyBoy
    • ^hehePhanLo
  • PhanLo4

    hes sheeee shamo
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  • PhanLo2

  • kingsteven0

    • https://i.kym-cdn.co…Bluejam
    • Conspiracy theorist blew himself up in his house and nut jobs on social media claiming he knew too much / sifting through his posts like he's wasn't bonkerskingsteven
    • so I thought I'd just get ahead of the curve and make a meme to delegitimise a dead man. 2023 babykingsteven
    • 11imbecile
  • Ramanisky212

    Today at 2:20pm EST ... you have been warned.

    • Neat-o. Worldwide Berzerker Mode it is!Continuity
    • You should also avoid eating tomatoes, just in case.palimpsest
    • Isn't that the plot to the book/film Cell by Stephen king?Bluejam
    • I feel weird. Thought QBN could fix things, and now it all makes sense.Ianbolton
    • https://www.youtube.…Nairn
    • turning on the 5GApeRobot
    • alwas that unmeasurable special frequency... damn you !neverscared
    • I don't remember that clip from the Kingsman, Nairn. Total LolIanbolton
    • Donald Pleasence ain't got shit on this. He spent his time calling people up from a poxy book - the US Govt. is doing it for free. God Bless Comrade Joe B.face_melter
    • T-Minus 4 hrs till I go full BERZERKERRamanisky2
    • i already chained my self to the radiator... safety first!neverscared
    • It's the signal for another hilarious botched insurrection on Washington. Chuds gonna spark out and drive their pickups into the barriers.face_melter
    • Godspeed pr2! Hope your barricades are secure and you’ve got plenty of shells, the walking vaxxed are coming!_niko
    • FLOL @_niko
      I forgot about local Revere!
      palimpsest
    • flol @ The Walking VaxxedContinuity
    • Lol @ nikoOBBTKN
    • T minus 3hOBBTKN
    • The weather is perfect here today and the tornado/weather siren just went off ... should I be worried?Ramanisky2
    • https://www.etsy.com…prophetone
    • The suspense is killing me. This is so exciting!Continuity
    • One hour to go.palimpsest
    • This better not be another damp squib like Y2K and the whatever-coming of jesus christ.Continuity
    • I’m going FULL JUGGERNAUT in 30minRamanisky2
    • 30 mins to go... to be safe I’ve locked myself in a Buc-ee’s washroom stall awaiting the chaos... I’ve got snacks so should be okprophetone
    • Air raid sirens going off outside... and they also just announced a store special, all beef jerky 10% off with purchase of a large Iceeprophetone
    • Time to get that flat screen.palimpsest
    • 16 minutes to go.palimpsest
    • *drinks super soldier serum by the litre, while sitting in a gamma radiation wind tunnelContinuity
    • Mine just went off 2 min early damnRamanisky2
    • same, they can't can't even get a test done at the right time.BabySnakes
    • Who's in charge of posting the "It's happening" gif?palimpsest
    • I feel... different. More alive...cannonball1978
    • I nearly shit my pants in the middle of a bloater fight in last of us. My cat leapt a foot into the airscarabin
    • So everyone good ?? Or is this one of those slow drip conspiracies that will really kick in 2 months from today.Ramanisky2
    • I'm disappointingly fine.Continuity
    • I'm feeling tipsy but I've also lost my phone.palimpsest
    • The birds outside are a going a little wild ..... should I be concerned?!?Ramanisky2
    • I got the alert 15 min late. Am I going to die?Krassy
    • first they stole the election and now this dumb frequency doesnt even make me angry...neverscared
    • @Krassy
      Yes, but 15 minutes later than everyone else.
      palimpsest
    • @neverscared
      This is why we can't have nice things.
      Continuity
    • Is it over?drgs
    • I can now see in infraredprophetone
    • I had my phone in my pocket. Now I have a torsed testicle, but my neighbors look fucking delicious.garbage
    • It turned me into a newt!Akagiyama
    • oh shit he got a high dose of radiation right from inside his body righthttps://www.you...neverscared
    • https://www.youtube.…neverscared
    • Are you all alright?palimpsest
    • I wonder how these gullible idiots feel when the thing they’re so certain of never happens. pr2, this is your thing what’s up?monospaced
    • Are you OK?palimpsest
    • This is the best timeline in the QBN multiverse.palimpsest
    • oh look pali is here to casually condescend and belittle, as usual. You are one weird fuckmonospaced
    • None taken.palimpsest
    • Maybe that Peruvian jalapeno got's you fired up @monospaced because no shots were coming were your way until now.palimpsest
    • If you wanna dance I got my shiny shoes on.palimpsest
    • Let us know what's ailing you, we can handle it.palimpsest
    • @monospaced
      That's what I thought.
      palimpsest
    • https://www.youtube.…instrmntl
    • Fuck @monospaced and the dry cunt he steps out every single day.palimpsest
    • anyone felt anything?pango
    • None did, except @mono's dry cunt.palimpsest
    • So I gues he's still being a little bitch.
      Call me in the morning. Cash me outside.
      palimpsest
    • How 'bout dat,?palimpsest
    • @momo
      Less drama, more talk
      https://www.qbn.com/…
      palimpsest
    • FLOL at "If you wanna dance, I got my shiny shoes on". I'm stealing the fuck out of that.garbage
    • : )
      I try my best to amuse y'all.
      palimpsest
    • there some more inside info here on this tech from 1:27 on https://www.youtube.…neverscared
    • lol at calling people gullible when you just took an untested, experimental, gene editing vaccine that doesn't stop contraction or transmission...newcunt
    • ... of the sniffles because the big pharma funded TV told you to. Fuck me.newcunt
    • I don't think if you ever had COVID, you'd be able to write it off as "sniffles". I'm a bit of a health nut, work out like drgs..garbage
    • ..I never get the "sniffles". So you tell me how I miraculously got floored for two weeks, threw up so much that I tore my esophagus..garbage
    • ..to the point where I was puking blood. Or you know, the whole fully researched stats on excess mortality rates during the first two years.garbage
    • Go make your stupid sniffle joke to the families of over a million US familes that lost someone to COVID.garbage
    • Typos, but damn. On mobile and apparently this guy's ignorance is contagious.garbage
    • It's set, garbage. It's always set.Nairn
    • I know, but bullshit shouldn't be suffered. Snuff out the weak embers of ignorance where you see them. "Only you can prevent stupid fires."garbage
    • Because you have a pathetic immune system, garbage?newcunt
    • We know flu deaths dropped worldwide by 99%, in 2020 because they rebranded it has COVID so your millions of deaths is mootnewcunt
    • It was all an advertising campaign for the jab and you still haven't figured it out. Beyond bonkers.newcunt
    • I just wish I was smart enough to work out why China would start a global movement to increase profits in Western PharmaCos.Nairn
    • It's cute that you haven't realised that the same people that own the banks in China own the banks in the West.newcunt
    • It's also cute that you haven't realised that China opened up their economy while the West locked everything down for a year or two.newcunt
    • It's cute that you haven't realised that the globalists are throwing the West under the bus because the resources have been plundered...newcunt
    • ... And are now creating the new super power with BRICS, to run the same scam and plunder there next.newcunt
    • So cute. Bless you.newcunt
    • We're on the same side brother. We're all getting fucked.newcunt
    • You seem to miss the part where I pointed out I never get sick. It was an absolute oddity. Also flu rates went down because, gasp, more people masked..garbage
    • ..and practiced social distancing. Shocking. I guarantee you if you went through what I went through, you'd be dead. End of.garbage
    • Cool.newcunt
    • The fact you just said "I guarantee you'd be dead" simply shows how much of a moron you are. Arguing with fools is fruitless. Take carenewcunt
    • Try reading. My infection was so severe that if I did not have an incredibly high TLC because I'm a cyclist, I would have would have died too.garbage
    • That's the weakest "take care" signoff attempt ever.garbage
    • I guess what I really meant was shut up and fuck off?newcunt
    • one can hopepango
    • Btw are you still use 3G phone? Or 4G?pango
    • ^ two tin cans and a length of string. Reception can be a bit tricky, though.Continuity
    • Mocking and scoffing fools. You're like the sheep that mock and laugh at the one telling them the farmer is going to slaughter them.newcunt
    • Or the colour blind who mock and scoff at the one trying to tell them that colours exist. You'll not know your own idiocy until it's too late. You were warned.newcunt
    • I mean, you're the loser that keeps coming 'round because you're a dirty boy that loves being dumb-shamed.garbage
    • I also only read the first sentence, skipped the rest. Its such a weird kink to insert yourself into a niche community where nobody likes or respects you.garbage
    • @set.
      Ok
      pango
    • lol first of all I was almost certainly here before you. Secondly, your only response is to call me a loser and say you didn't read my comments...newcunt
    • ... and you think you're the intelligent and rational one? lol...newcunt
    • Good lord, you bumped this again. I did read that one, and what a dumb brag that you've been here longer than me. Nobody likes you.garbage
    • Stop replying because you're jamming up my feed with your boring rants.garbage
    • *bumpNairn
    • flol Nairn you bastardContinuity
    • Also ...

      100SFA!!
      Continuity
    • bumpnewcunt
  • Continuity3

    Absolutely worth the read and the share. I know a couple of people right here on QBN who could absolutely benefit from reaching out to this guy.

    'Escape from the rabbit hole: the conspiracy theorist who abandoned his dangerous beliefs'

    https://www.theguardian.com/soci…

    • Cool psyop, bro.face_melter
    • I think the truth is a more boring. So fanciful ideas are more interesting and give people a feeling of control over their lives.PhanLo
    • I blame the x-files_niko
    • After watching some of those Graham Hancock videos it's fucked my Youtube algorithm. Really badyPhanLo
  • PhanLo1

    These are the sort of videos my conspiracy friend posts, I quite like that this guy destroys them.
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    • https://www.youtube.…PhanLo
    • I don't like the way he dresses. He's too "I'm an edgy and cool archeologist". His take down of Graham Hancocks series is great though.Morning_star
    • I hope as he gets older he gets into Hawaiian shirts. Shame for Graham Hancock, but I suppose he's made enough cashPhanLo
    • Even when Mr Pocket Bandana & Fistfull of Rings unpicks Grahams theories he still doesn’t manage to debunk it. There’s still something there. Besides, one...Morning_star
    • ...doesn’t exist without the other.Morning_star
    • https://www.youtube.…PhanLo
  • PhanLo0

    • starts out in conspiracy ends up in religionPhanLo
  • PhanLo0

    The flat earth woman I went to school with is quite into this conspiracy, that history has been changed and a super advanced society existed 200 years ago, but was lost in a mud flood.
    I think she believes some of the tech they had is still being used in the world beyond the ice wall.
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    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/f…

    • love the mud-flood theory. I'm still on the fence that people actually believe it, though. gotta be a joke like the birds aren't real thingGnash
    • She fully believes that it's literal demons that hid hid the ancient tech. She also believes that Uluru is a petrified tree stump. Her Insta is comedy gold.PhanLo
    • Alos she thinks the Israel Gaza conflict is staged and all the footage is fiction. Ukraine Russia too. She's fucking mentalPhanLo
    • 100% banjos
      https://www.youtube.…
      PhanLo
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  • palimpsest0