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- randommail0
Can anyone name a single desired luxury American brand? Probably not.
Europe and Asia have plenty. Chanel, Armani, Lexus, Mercedes, Rolex, etc etc etc. Too easy.
Low-end American brands. Too easy as well.
America. Fuck Yeah!
- ukit0
^ You have obviously never heard of Paris Hilton brand cologne
- ukit0
Oh and by the way, Scientology and Mormonism, both invented in America
- Sweet.randommail
- He is the Jesus of Scientology you know...IRNlun6
- randommail0
An unregulated corrupt Wall Street.
An unaffordable and defunct healthcare system.
A defunct Social Security system.
A laughable public education system. (24th in the world in math)But Americans have guns. Lots of them.
America. Fuck Yeah!
- drgss?NotByHand
- America SucksJonnyPompa
- Canadians have far more guns than we do :| We just like to shoot people with em.NONEIS
- ukit0
It's true, America has its problems, but at least our leader isn't a pedo (Italy) or a loser (U.K.).
- True. But for the prior 8 years, the US leader was a retard.randommail
- Yes, let's not bring that up though, OK?ukit
- Bush kept Cheney in check, I'd like to see some of you non-Americans try that.Pupsipu
- what??!! haha.randommail
- Haha! You finally get ONE decent president and six months in you forget the other fucktards...babaganush
- ukit0
I would just like to point out that if it wasn't for America, you fuckers would NOT have one of these.
- it's like a luxury brand, but for everyone. That's how it's done in America!Pupsipu
- Actually it's not luxury. It's actually considered premium (describing quality)randommail
- And when a battery dies on a laptop or iphone, I'm fucked. THAT'S how it's done in America.randommail
- hey, great designers make tough choicesPupsipu
- but a brit designed most of their latest hit products.dijitaq
- Fuck luxury...homossection_014
- too bad the industrial design team a apple is littered with brits.********
- ukit0
Or these
- sorry, was designed by jonathan ive, who is british.********
- sorry, was designed by jonathan ive, who is british.
- ukit0
Or this
- randommail0
Very true ukit.
But I have a suspicion that Steve Jobs isn't American. I don't think he's even human. He's got to be an alien.
- ukit0
Has any other country done this? I think not...
- what? faked a moon landing? probably not actually. nice one americahitsuji
- germans made that possible.MarleyMarl
- by killing those weird British people who didn't know their place, even wanted to keep their coloniesPupsipu
- right, or it could be the german scientists that the americans poached after the war ended.MarleyMarl
- u mean russian poached********
- shoppedbabaganush
- dog_opus0
American opportunity, ethical/technological/societal achievement, justice and rights, and all-around sheer badassery are unparalleled in the pitiful history of our species. America is, furthermore, destructible only through self-inflicted damage and deliberate neglect and rot; this destruction is well underway. The rest of humanity is screwed once this ship goes down. Not only will you no longer have your favorite object of deranged obsession and hatred, you will have gained something really worth hating (something which won't, incidentally, pause to consider your "feelings" or "self-esteem" as you are crushed beneath it). Spengler appears to find vindication with each passing decade...
- ukit0
It must also be said that yes, we did invent the Internets
- FK YH!dog_opus
- Including the "MILFNET," if I'm reading that correctlyukit
- And the "Not Safe for Work" backbone.dog_opus
- The brainchild of
http://en.wikipedia.…babaganush - Yeah bitchessection_014
- Actually no, Tim Berners Lee invented the webpage partukit
- randommail0
The broadband internets here in NY is still slow. I hear the Japs have it super fast and wifi even in the subways.
- 5timuli0
"It seems like people in other countries all follow American news, watch American TV shows, listen to American music, and know how to speak English, even though the reverse is not true."
That's just ignorance and small mindedness, not anything to be proud of.
- 5timuli0
The American "we're awesome" attitude is one of the things that makes me contemplate leaving here every fucking single day. That and Republicans. And gun nuts. Oh wait, same thing.
- Here, let me get the door for ya! Godspeed, you dear, earnest little fellow. Godspeed.dog_opus
- Thanks, I've got my arms full of weak drugs to combat the pain I can't get medical treatment for due to your fucked should-be-medieval healthcare system so I can't open the door for myself.5timuli
- -be-medieval healthcare system so I can't open the door for myself.5timuli
- ouchukit
- 5timuli0
Just for the record, I like it here. But that doesn't mean I have to like EVERYTHING. This place has major flaws, just like everywhere else in the world. You just have to decide which major flaws bother you the least.
- mydo0
isn't there some parties to go to? or did they all get shut down by the police and so you're at home looking at porn and posting on QBN?
10 points for inventing the interweb USA.
- sea_sea0
All you smart asses do realize America is a Continent right? and not a country?
- in that case i do heart america. some beautiful places to visit in this here continent.sea_sea
- No, it's a country. fuck yeah!section_014
- it's two continents! god damnwrong
- 5timuli0
Canadians hate being called American. So apart from the US and Canada, who else is there? Therefore America = USA. It's also the only country with the word "America" in it's name.
- South America.iCanHazQBN
- And before you start, nobody from south of Texas calls themselves American.5timuli
- Ok, just after you start. The argument's flawed. America = USA.5timuli
- Can't see Brazilians or Argentinians saying "I'm American!"5timuli
- sorry to hear that about Canadians, had no idea. maybe time to come to terms with reality!sea_sea
- LOL :D5timuli
- no but those 2 continets are called the americas. americans should be called united statesers :-Phitsuji
- LOL!!sea_sea
- Should be, but aren't. And no jokes about England being the UK. Only "Americans" call us that ;)5timuli
- Erm, I meant the other way. Ok, time for bed before anyone notices.5timuli
- night to you! lolsea_sea
- Once the NAU is formed...oops, I've said too much;)ukit
- off with his head!!sea_sea
- apart from US & Canada..., who else? you forget about mexico?lambsy
