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- iCanHazQBN0
Why must we draw imaginary lines in the ground? We are all one. Let us come together and embrace one another in peace and harmony.
- hitsuji0
I LOVE FUCKING AMERICA!! oh wait... it's st. patricks day... I'M FUCKING IRISH NOW!! :-P
- JonnyPompa0
- shoppedhitsuji
- pool party at ukits place. wow - so jealous of your lifestyleforcetwelve
- 5timuli0
To bring this back a little from the downward spiral, plenty of Americans are really fucking smart. It's unfortunate that a select few end up on YouTube clips sounding like complete fucking retards.
Some outsider/resident views:
- Or on QBN...babaganush
- Because of its size, the USA has lots of everything, including the obese, the stupid and the reactionary. Anywhere else these people would be pitied or laughed at, in the USA, they are, to all intents and purposes, the population. Yes there are smart Americans, but they are outnumbered by the morons.comicsans
- Input box scrolls, display box doesn't, nice.comicsans
- 5timuli0
Why I like the USA:
Perkins Tremendous Twelve
People can cook meat outside (very well)
They have enough weapons to obliterate most when the shit goes down
They had the greatest 1980s of any continent
Pancakes
- forcetwelve0
yep - and if it wasn't for americans — we wouldn't have this
- GeorgesII0
My entire knowledge of the US comes from one film!
-love for your country
- Hi-tech illumination devices
- Fight for injustice
- Olympics
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Thanks America
- Jnr_Madison0
This is a parody thread.
- ********0
Robert Kennedy in 1968:
"Too much and too long, we seem to have surrendered community excellence and community values in the mere accumulation of material things. Our gross national product ... if we should judge America by that - counts air pollution and cigarette advertising, and ambulances to clear our highways of carnage. It counts special locks for our doors and the jails for those who break them. It counts the destruction of our redwoods and the loss of our natural wonder in chaotic sprawl. It counts napalm and the cost of a nuclear warhead, and armored cars for police who fight riots in our streets. It counts Whitman's rifle and Speck's knife, and the television programs which glorify violence in order to sell toys to our children.
Yet the gross national product does not allow for the health of our children, the quality of their education, or the joy of their play. It does not include the beauty of our poetry or the strength of our marriages; the intelligence of our public debate or the integrity of our public officials. It measures neither our wit nor our courage; neither our wisdom nor our learning; neither our compassion nor our devotion to our country; it measures everything, in short, except that which makes life worthwhile. And it tells us everything about America except why we are proud that we are Americans."
Of all things he mentions, what does an American have to be proud of today?
- bobandy0
Its ok America... just put down the gun... take it easy big fella... we all think your awesome... just put down the gun and we can all have a nice cup of tea.
- hahaquamb
- loljuhls
- have a smith & wesson early grey. lol.akrokdesign
- juhls0
Only you guys would have a thread like this...
- randommail0
America should keep the states the coastal states.
Give up the rest.
- hitsuji0
I cant really have a go at the US (although i did earlier haha) because the UK would be exactly the same, if we were the same size. Lets face it, we're not fucking perfect either.
- +1akrokdesign
- Brits don't ever debate this fact. THAT is the differencebabaganush
- itsmitch0
This thread is quite funny. It really shows the ignorance of the rest of the world towards America. Quite simply, America is a mash-up of people from everywhere, more so than any other place in the world. You don't hate Americans, you just hate people. Europeans, Asians, Africans, Australians ... all of you can be fucking retarded, ignorant, lazy and inept yet you like to pick on us because we're the new nation. Everything America has got came from hard work. We worked our asses off for all the benefits that come to being an American. We shoved our foot up Britians ass when they tried to rule us, we made democracy work, we invented countless things you enjoy on a daily basis (including the internet) and we have some of the greatest entertainers in the world. Get over yourselves. We're just like the rest of you, we just work a little harder.
- hmm not sure if you work harder. thats being a bit ignoranthitsuji
- Who's the 'we' that shoved their 'foot up Britians ass'? Europeans, Australians, asians? Oh and as John Cleese said about the Vietnamese...'THEY WHOOPED YER ASS boy!!!'babaganush
- Cleese said about the Vietnamese...
'They WHOOPED your ASS boy!!!!'babaganush - You haven't been to Canada have you? Our immigration numbers are some of the highest in the world. And our communities aren't segregated the way a lot of American communities are.bort
- GeorgesII0
I agree with you Itsmitch, Rest of the world, please stop bullying the US.
Eh! China work harder!!! Germany stop making gas guzzler, India ffs don't you see its pointless trying learn DOS, and you FRANCE, you and your freedom fries, just suck!- Bullying? Just read the start of the thread again...babaganush
- akrokdesign0
"We shoved our foot up Britians ass when they tried to rule us, "
viva mexico! lol.
- lowimpakt0
nationalism/patriotism is for dicks.
- small dicks, big guns. lol.akrokdesign
- and they're usually closet racistshitsuji
- gjd0
Threads like this make me doubt why I even check qbn.
You go guys
- + chick of today thread. lol.akrokdesign
- because it has animated gif thread and pic of the day. thats minutes of entertainment, dailyhitsuji