How to quit.
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- WeLoveNoise0
take a piss on your bosses car [specifically on his grill]
he'll appreciate it more when he turns tor air con/heat on :)
- kezza_20
I would walk up to most attractive woman, and say Now i'm leaving I can say what I've always wanted, say you love her, give her a kiss and walk out...
A sweet way to finish...
dumping in the office is base
- Hah, this would be too awesome.dMullins
- its how I met my wife by the way. although she was the one getting made redundant.kezza_2
- No, do that to everyone, not just the women.harlequino
- LOL harle.dMullins
- dMullins0
Find a classy way to do something memorable on your way out. Instead of being the prick that everyone remembers for being a sore loser, be the guy who everyone remembers as understanding the situation at-hand, and who made light of it.
Better to be remember for being professional, than being remembered as the guy who moped and pouted around his last four days -- regardless or whether you're being laid off, fired, downsized, whatever you want to call it.
For instance, make a "thank you" card that reminds each person of your skills and talents, or a funny moment you shared together. In that same note, remind them that, "Hey, I'm available for freelance work now too."
- aawwww, give us a hug, you sound lovelyTOMMYxGUNN
- yeah, give out some cash.zenmasterfoo
- and then glue a little plastic poo to the card.harlequino
- Last time I quit I wrote an email to each person I liked working with to let them know why I did.zarkonite
- "goodnight you princes of Maine, you kings of New England"monNom
- bulletfactory0
email this thread to them.
- peddy28isgreat0
I'm a fan of the "Upper Tanker". Where you quietly take the ceramic top off of the toilet and shit in there, and put it back. By the time they find it, the damage will be done - and lingering. http://www.urbandictionary.com/d…
- that's fucking gnarly!
even a dead fish would workmonospaced
- that's fucking gnarly!
- dyspl0
as Dmulins said, whatever the way things stop (leaving or getting laid of), it's better to be remembered as a nice guy, not a complete childish employee.when I quit my previous job I made a kind of family picture using the simpsons character creator, and sent it to everyone I worked with. They've been very pleased with that, and l when later I asked for a recommandation letter, I was glad I did not fucked up anything (basicaly I quit cause I was fed up, and could bear working at this place anymore...)
- megE0
everytime i've left a job I write a Last Will and Testament and send it to everyone :) It's clever, witty and everyone remembers you by it. You can leave things to certain people - To Frank, I leave the jammed copier, you take care of it this time. To Julie, I leave my cup of pens, since you're always taking them anyways.
:)
actually, dont do that... it's my thing ;)
- kgvs720
Do a comic strip.
- capn_ron0
be cool in case there is a chance for some severance pay. Also, they may know in the future of other people that need you, so be cool.
- dirtydesign0
cry
- designbot0
Leave for lunch.
Never come back.
- kezza_20
spacewalk out the door with a ghettoblaster strapped to your shoulder playing I come off by young MC...
- mg330
it's like this:
Go deep sea fishing before Friday.
Catch a giant [insert local ocean fish at your nearest coast, preferably a giant great white shark]
Keep the huge fish in water and transport it back to the office.
Have a crew of dudes deliver it during your last day, alive, and just toss it into the middle of the office.
It will die soon afterward. This is cruel, yes; but you will walk away knowing you have left them with a much bigger problem than not having you around.
- CALLES0
say that you have AIDS they will be afraid to fire you cuz you could sue
- shitehawke0
You could make a desktop wallpaper with the word 'boobs' in black on a white background. Leave your monitor on all weekend with no screen saver.
hilarity will enuse.
- Bullitt0
Tell em your taking friday off...
- attentionspan0
dress up as scarface ^, bring a gun