How to quit.
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- tcmmct
If someone *cough* knew they were getting the can, say this Friday. What is the best way to go out? Ideas?
- a_iver0
guns blazin?
- jimbojones0
c4?
- baseline_shift0
Are you getting fired or downsized? Cause if its the latter, don't quit. Collect unemployment.
- VectorMasked0
take a dump IN the office.
that's a classic.w
- monospaced0
fuck you, fuck you, fuck you—you're cool—fuck you, I'm out
- *throws burgerbaseline_shift
- YES!kona
- classic HB!
SuperSport - Yay!brothernoah
- Gucci0
that or a flaming bag of shit will do.
- harlequino0
If you quit, won't you become ineligible for unemployment should you need it?
- SteveJobs0
bring dohnuts on friday and announce your wife's having a baby.
- i love it! lolmegE
- hahahahtcmmct
- Haha, this is a winner.dMullins
- That's the one!!TOMMYxGUNN
- lawl!!! sweet!!VectorMasked
- +1PIITB
- perfect!!!!!alicetheblue
- scarabin_net0
how about you "go out" professionally instead of acting like a little kid and fucking your career?
- this is QBN bitch, we will not go quietly into the night!monospaced
- yea, what he said!EKUL
- kona0
when i knew i was leaving a few years ago i took all 500 of my business cards and spent the remainder of the week leaving them in every nook and cranny around the office. it was a big hit with the gang after i left. the innocent prank fit my personality and style and didn't do any harm to anyone or the company. and, it let them know "you may be getting rid of me and i may be leaving, but you'll be remembering me FAR longer than i will you."
good luck!
- This is the kind of stuff I am looking for.tcmmct
- Don't be fooled by this class-act example of humor. They don't call him "upper decker" for nothing.harlequino
- :)harlequino
- and yes, i left an upper decker. LOL harlequino!kona
- I left bus cards with everyone when I quit and got some freelance work that way.theredmasque
- thats kind of a "d-bag" move. its like saying "hey guys, i'm leaving, wanna have me make you a website?" i would have put that business card right in the trash.ambermiro
- SteveJobs0
hold up a goldfish in a plastic bag and yell "who's coming with me?!? who's coming with me... besides flipper?"
- chris_himself0
If you have the kind of swivel chairs that can come apart, do so and drop a couple of shrimp into the swivel. They'll remember you, long after your gone.
- zarkonite0
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- WeLoveNoise0
take a piss on your bosses car [specifically on his grill]
he'll appreciate it more when he turns tor air con/heat on :)
- kezza_20
I would walk up to most attractive woman, and say Now i'm leaving I can say what I've always wanted, say you love her, give her a kiss and walk out...
A sweet way to finish...
dumping in the office is base
- Hah, this would be too awesome.dMullins
- its how I met my wife by the way. although she was the one getting made redundant.kezza_2
- No, do that to everyone, not just the women.harlequino
- LOL harle.dMullins
- dMullins0
Find a classy way to do something memorable on your way out. Instead of being the prick that everyone remembers for being a sore loser, be the guy who everyone remembers as understanding the situation at-hand, and who made light of it.
Better to be remember for being professional, than being remembered as the guy who moped and pouted around his last four days -- regardless or whether you're being laid off, fired, downsized, whatever you want to call it.
For instance, make a "thank you" card that reminds each person of your skills and talents, or a funny moment you shared together. In that same note, remind them that, "Hey, I'm available for freelance work now too."
- aawwww, give us a hug, you sound lovelyTOMMYxGUNN
- yeah, give out some cash.zenmasterfoo
- and then glue a little plastic poo to the card.harlequino
- Last time I quit I wrote an email to each person I liked working with to let them know why I did.zarkonite
- "goodnight you princes of Maine, you kings of New England"monNom
- bulletfactory0
email this thread to them.