How to quit.
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- Knuckleberry0
THATS HOW YOU QUIT.
- eb60
quit and find out week later that you really weren't getting fired.
- katekelly0
there is this artist in detroit, who makes sculptures and art with garbage from the streets. he bought one of the lots (with the abandoned building, garbage and all) and made this huge series of sculptures and paintings with the trash.
when the city told him that they were knocking down the house that was on his lot because it was in violation of city codes, he said, "if you knock down my house, I will paint polka dots all over this city".
so he did- he painted huge colorful circles all over detroit.
do something like that.
- a_iver0
guns blazin?
- jimbojones0
c4?
- baseline_shift0
Are you getting fired or downsized? Cause if its the latter, don't quit. Collect unemployment.
- VectorMasked0
take a dump IN the office.
that's a classic.w
- monospaced0
fuck you, fuck you, fuck you—you're cool—fuck you, I'm out
- *throws burgerbaseline_shift
- YES!kona
- classic HB!
SuperSport - Yay!brothernoah
- jfletcher0
The design world is pretty small. Don't be a child about it. Reputation catches up with you.
- Gucci0
that or a flaming bag of shit will do.
- version30
why quit? wait and hold out for severance
- harlequino0
If you quit, won't you become ineligible for unemployment should you need it?
- SteveJobs0
bring dohnuts on friday and announce your wife's having a baby.
- i love it! lolmegE
- hahahahtcmmct
- Haha, this is a winner.dMullins
- That's the one!!TOMMYxGUNN
- lawl!!! sweet!!VectorMasked
- +1PIITB
- perfect!!!!!alicetheblue
- scarabin_net0
how about you "go out" professionally instead of acting like a little kid and fucking your career?
- this is QBN bitch, we will not go quietly into the night!monospaced
- yea, what he said!EKUL
- kona0
when i knew i was leaving a few years ago i took all 500 of my business cards and spent the remainder of the week leaving them in every nook and cranny around the office. it was a big hit with the gang after i left. the innocent prank fit my personality and style and didn't do any harm to anyone or the company. and, it let them know "you may be getting rid of me and i may be leaving, but you'll be remembering me FAR longer than i will you."
good luck!
- This is the kind of stuff I am looking for.tcmmct
- Don't be fooled by this class-act example of humor. They don't call him "upper decker" for nothing.harlequino
- :)harlequino
- and yes, i left an upper decker. LOL harlequino!kona
- I left bus cards with everyone when I quit and got some freelance work that way.theredmasque
- thats kind of a "d-bag" move. its like saying "hey guys, i'm leaving, wanna have me make you a website?" i would have put that business card right in the trash.ambermiro
- SteveJobs0
hold up a goldfish in a plastic bag and yell "who's coming with me?!? who's coming with me... besides flipper?"
- chris_himself0
If you have the kind of swivel chairs that can come apart, do so and drop a couple of shrimp into the swivel. They'll remember you, long after your gone.
- zarkonite0
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