How to quit.
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- peddy28isgreat0
I'm a fan of the "Upper Tanker". Where you quietly take the ceramic top off of the toilet and shit in there, and put it back. By the time they find it, the damage will be done - and lingering. http://www.urbandictionary.com/d…
- that's fucking gnarly!
even a dead fish would workmonospaced
- that's fucking gnarly!
- Knuckleberry0
THATS HOW YOU QUIT.
- attentionspan0
dress up as scarface ^, bring a gun
- Bullitt0
Tell em your taking friday off...
- version30
why quit? wait and hold out for severance
- jfletcher0
The design world is pretty small. Don't be a child about it. Reputation catches up with you.
- katekelly0
there is this artist in detroit, who makes sculptures and art with garbage from the streets. he bought one of the lots (with the abandoned building, garbage and all) and made this huge series of sculptures and paintings with the trash.
when the city told him that they were knocking down the house that was on his lot because it was in violation of city codes, he said, "if you knock down my house, I will paint polka dots all over this city".
so he did- he painted huge colorful circles all over detroit.
do something like that.
- eb60
quit and find out week later that you really weren't getting fired.
- uberdesigner0
oh, and don't quit. you can get unemployment.
- uberdesigner0
"I've found a position at another company that lets me express myself more and pays a higher salary."
- shitehawke0
You could make a desktop wallpaper with the word 'boobs' in black on a white background. Leave your monitor on all weekend with no screen saver.
hilarity will enuse.
- CALLES0
say that you have AIDS they will be afraid to fire you cuz you could sue
- mg330
it's like this:
Go deep sea fishing before Friday.
Catch a giant [insert local ocean fish at your nearest coast, preferably a giant great white shark]
Keep the huge fish in water and transport it back to the office.
Have a crew of dudes deliver it during your last day, alive, and just toss it into the middle of the office.
It will die soon afterward. This is cruel, yes; but you will walk away knowing you have left them with a much bigger problem than not having you around.
- kezza_20
spacewalk out the door with a ghettoblaster strapped to your shoulder playing I come off by young MC...
- designbot0
Leave for lunch.
Never come back.
- dirtydesign0
cry
- capn_ron0
be cool in case there is a chance for some severance pay. Also, they may know in the future of other people that need you, so be cool.
- kgvs720
Do a comic strip.