How to quit.
How to quit.
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- mg330
it's like this:
Go deep sea fishing before Friday.
Catch a giant [insert local ocean fish at your nearest coast, preferably a giant great white shark]
Keep the huge fish in water and transport it back to the office.
Have a crew of dudes deliver it during your last day, alive, and just toss it into the middle of the office.
It will die soon afterward. This is cruel, yes; but you will walk away knowing you have left them with a much bigger problem than not having you around.