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- uncle_helv
Need to laugh, so give me your best, relatively short jokes, I'll start...
A man wants to have his penis enlarged, so he goes to a specialist who recommends a new procedure of attaching an elephant's trunk to the end of his member. The man goes for it and ends up with a massive penis.
One day, while eating dinner at his girlfriend's, his penis reaches up from under the table, grabs a bun and slides back down under the table. The girlfriend is amazed. "That's incredible", she says, "Can you do it again?" The man replies, "I'd love to, but I don't think my arse can handle another cake right now".
- HelloWorld0
im not a racist but these ones always made me laugh.
what do you call 2 black guys in a sleping bag? twix
what do you call black guys standing in line? organized crime
again not racist but they did make me laugh...
- jox0
omg you racialist!
- HelloWorld0
im not racist those are 2 jokes i heard that made me laugh. i didnt make them up.
- jox0
yeah you did, you disapprove of colored people! OMG! OMG!
Haha just kidding ^_^
- mutanthands0
what's funnier than a clown?
a clown with down syndrome!i feel ashamed..
- poomoo0
i dont know how you could argue that those jokes are not racist
- uncle_helv0
Oy oy oy less yappin' and make with the jokes, but please don't be racist or cruel, well within reason, the clown gag crossed the line!
- KuzII0
what do you call black guys standing in line? organized crime
again not racist but they did make me laugh...
HelloWorld
(Jan 6 06, 02:12)you're not a racist, but you just find that joke funny. hmmmm....
- HelloWorld0
they are racist i mean im not racist but that dosnt mean that a racist joke cant make me laugh... it makes me laugh because it makes me laugh ihave no explanation for why i think something is funny it jsut is
- poomoo0
the 'jokes' were defamatory, degrading and therefore racist, not to mention, totally unfunny.
- KuzII0
because you identify with the assertion that black people are inherently criminal and are amused by the witticism that reinforces your prejudices, as you nod in agreement that any two black people standing in a line is organised crime.
- HelloWorld0
u can laugh at racist jokes and not be racist u cant explain why something makes u laugh...it just does...
- KuzII0
you mean like that joke - how do you drown a nigger? burst his lips! cos they have big thick rubber lips, most of em, and you can imagine em bleeding forever until they drown. thats just not funny, its simply racist as it grossly charicaturises people of black descent.
- poomoo0
if you want to take part in the degradation of a race then i suppose thats up to you.
- uncle_helv0
Q: How many designers does it take to change a lightbuld...
A: 10, 1 to change it and 9 to say how they could have done it betterQ: How many designers does it take to change a lightbuld...
A: What? change it, fuck off!!Q: How many designers does it take to change a lightbuld...
A: Does it have to be a lightbulb
- skt0
To black men in a sleeping bag... a twix?
Fuck off.
Are you 10?
- Baskerville0
u can laugh at racist jokes and not be racist u cant explain why something makes u laugh...it just does...
HelloWorld
(Jan 6 06, 02:42)No you can't laugh at racist jokes and not be racist. If you find it funny enough to laugh then that means on some level you are racist.
- uncle_helv0
Okay, okay please don't ruin my joke thread!!
- KuzII0
the good people of NT are outraged. skt got banned for less than that.
- Crouwel0
im not a racist but these ones always made me laugh.
what do you call 2 black guys in a sleping bag? twix
what do you call black guys standing in line? organized crime
again not racist but they did make me laugh...
HelloWorld
(Jan 6 06, 02:12)the first joke is not as racist as the second is. the first joke makes fun of a skin color, which could easily be applied to white people as well, or black people could laugh about..
the second joke however is very racist, it puts a label on a race that says "criminal" and that is degrading a race by calling them all criminals, which is about the same thing that hitler did with the jews.
ffs.