tell me jokes..
tell me jokes..
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- tomkat0
a guy goes to the doctor.. doctor says "i have very good and very bad news for you.."
guy responds in a trembling voice: "oukay, bad first then please.."
doctor
"you have cancer and will die in less than 4 months."guy is in instant shock.
"JESUS CHRIST!! that's awful..! so pleease, what is the good news then!?"
"you see that hott blonde right out there in the waiting room?"
"err.. yes..?"
"I'll screw her tonight."