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- stoplying9
What's blue and not very heavy?
- mort_10
Just practiced guitar for three hours straight.
And one hour gay.
- Gotta work more on your gay guitaring dadIanbolton
- thats inspiring!woowahesque
- webazoot3
A man passed out on the ferris wheel.
Paramedics are on the scene.
Sounds like he’s going to be okay.
They’re just waiting for him to come round
- BusterBoy6
Was going to tell a sodium joke to my kids...but then I was like "Na...I'll tell a potassium joke...K?""
- PonyBoy15
well, on a serious note...
- mort_5
Chris Eubank has announced his latest book is all about ethics. If it’s well received, he’ll write another one about Kent.
- Projectile9
I entered my prize snail in a race, but he kept losing.
I figured his shell was weighing him down, so I removed it.It just made him more sluggish
- CyBrainX0
These are the worst.
https://www.instagram.com/p/DTIw…
- CyBrainX3
It's not easy to navigate without the topics menu on the left side of the page but here's some breaking news.
Some people say Alaska is the Easternmost state in the US but that's just an Aleutian.
- jagara4
One egg is enough.
In french, one egg is always un œuf.
- PonyBoy8
I recently took a pole ...and found that 100% of the people in the tent were angry when it collapsed.
- lemmy_k3
What kind of pants does a ghost hunter wear?
Just a paranormal jeans.
- mg330
I literally made one up an hour ago.
Q. What do bunnies do when they need a new job?
A. They look for better hopportunities.
- mort_10
