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  • elahon5

    I got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

    They said I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

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    • Fair enough.palimpsest
    • You never found your key to success.CyBrainX
    • Spaced outmonospaced
    • I'm glad they fired me. I needed the escape.elahon
    • They were too controlling and commanding. Didn't give me options or alt(ernatives).elahon
    • You need more ctrl over your life?Nairn
    • Now you're down on your luck, will you have to resort to taking | for $?Nairn
    • Lets just pause a second and think about alt means of esc.Nairn
    • The End. Delete all this from your memory. Go Home and Enter a new life.Krassy
    • Thanks folks - I'm here all week, now that you're enjoying your evening, go try the PrntScrn!Nairn
    • +1 Krassy! All I feel now is NumLock

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      that didn't work.      Nairn
    • Time to switch it up.palimpsest
    • That’s depressing_niko
    • You need to take control, alter negativity and delete it.skinny_puppy
    • PC vs Mac, dad jokes edition.MrT
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