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- sarahfailin2
The girl at the beginning of the gif animation thread doesn't have set's face anymore :'(
- i_monk0
I moved my imac and it's completely disorienting. I keep running my hand into the edge of the tablet, even though I didn't move it.
- see_bee7
Today I bidet,
and yo, for the very first time
my butt is so shine.
- Bennn8
I've made a real rookie mistake by entering my info on a page giving away iphones, lol
I received an email from a popular youtube channel where I leaved a comment, and everything looked very leggit until it didnt look leggit after hitting ''send'' and i needed to fill some surveys...
What can happend when hackers have your name, adress and email?? Not much i guess, right?im so stupid, i'm normally super aware of those scams! duh!
- the interwebz, how do they works? LOL!chukkaphob
- If you dont hear of me for more than 10 days, call Interpol guiseBennn
- are you really that important that you feel someone needs to do something to you? LMAOchukkaphob
- worst that can happen is the hackers steal your QBN login password and login on your behalfchukkaphob
- you thought you were getting a free iPhone?monospaced
- If one day my comments sounds like I could be Russian, call Interpol guiseBennn
- like no other!utopian
- Interpol? You're in Canada!pango
- Every Thin is порядке friendBennn
- You send 10000 $, если хотите, чтобы ваш друг вернулсяBennn
- You've just been added to a mailing list. One that will probably be sold. Go through the flow again and read the privacy policy... if they have one.SteveJobs
- Ben, let me explain something to you..._niko
- Every Thin is порядке friendBennn
- shellie-2
FFS the tech bro uniform is so predictable. I'll fitting blazer, jazzy button down, jeans, try hard hipster boots. CES uniform. Now let's all go watch lil Wayne. *eyeroll*
- What about the Vest Bros?? there should be plenty of those...robotron3k
- Boz-14
I got arrested today and just before the cop was about to put the handcuffs on me after reading me my rights, he gets a call from dispatcher, talks to them for a second and he tells me "Today's your lucky day, I gotta go" and he leaves me standing on the street in disbelief.
Thank you our lord and savior for not making me share a cell with someone tonight.
- So what did you do to get arrested?utopian
- Plz be public indecency. That would make you cool.pango
- plastering posters “Build The Wall, Make America Great Again” hahhahaBoz
- j/k i got carried away on my bike as i was late meeting someone and went kind of really fastBoz
- i was pretty careless but it’s really easy on my bike and i deserved it really but luck or divine intervention saved my ass :)Boz
- arrested in handcuffs for going fast on a bike? huh? wut?chukkaphob
- yep, if you go 20mph over speed limit it's criminal speeding and they can arrest you. Most cases they'll lower the speed on a ticket but I was super dumbBoz
- How fast were you going?monospaced
- Lord and savior? Divine intervention? Keep it in your pants.i_monk
- sorry, what did this imaginary lord and savior have to do with this?monospaced
- O__O Lord put that nice officer's wife in the hospital. that phone call he got was from the hospital.pango
- "late meeting someone"?
booty call?
otherwise why else should you go that fast?pango - arresting with handcuffs for speeding? y'all need the wall to keep you all _inside_ manmekk
- What shithole country is this in where you can’t ride fast on a bicycle?LMFAO
- @LMFAO LMFAO!chukkaphob
- Motorbike? Bicycle?microkorg
- Bicycle
ya he was on roid.pango
- mydo5
Had 20 mins to spare at work, thought i'd catch up on Pic of the Day. Discovered i'm 3 years behind. Then wondered what else I've missed in 17 years of QBN/NT. From what I can't tell not much has changed. Love this corner of the internet.
Just 13,425 more pic of the days to check.....
- OBBTKN2
I hate you roller, why are you this boring? I can not ride my bike due to bad weather.
I need to exercise, but hate the gym and town roads and hiking trails are full of retired people and sport junkies...
- put it in front of your tv
https://www.google.c…imbecile - retire and then hikemekk
- ^ +1OBBTKN
- I usually put Barentsen's channel's videos, fun af: https://www.youtube.…OBBTKN
- put it in front of your tv
- Bennn1
If you close your paid account of Spotify, is all your playlists stay intact?
- yes, you just get the ads backmonospaced
- there's no limitations on how many tracks you can have in a playlist? so they wont delete tracks from a large playlist?Bennn
- I've never heard of track limits or of Spotify deleting their user's saved playlists for any reason.monospaced
- no, but you don't have ordered playback. Only shufflemekk
- https://i.imgur.com/…mekk
- ythanksBennn
- imbecile7
I heard two independent gasping "wow"s as I presented recent work to a colleague and superior today. It's not even the biggest trick I have up my sleeve this week. #FridayFunday
- #thursday
+1monospaced - little do they know about your plans to demolish the company https://i.pinimg.com…pockets
- I mention Friday because that's when they're gonna be like https://media.giphy.…imbecile
- for sure, and you can sit back and do jack shit :)monospaced
- http://weknowmemes.c…pango
- ^ lol that pic :)helloeatbreathedrive
- #thursday
- Maaku0
Taking next week off to go back to DR, I need a break from this cold, my job, my dog, everything...
If I come back with the same motivation I will probably quit to go back to doing Lyft until I find something else. It got to the point where I'm not happy at all.
- You need a whole week of to see a doctor?mg33
- Pick up some l-tryptophan 500mg at whole foods, take it in the am, enhances your mood, focus and increases seretonin so you sleep deep. It's all about a sleep.robotron3k
- Dominican Republic, lolMaaku
- ^ i'll have to try that roboMaaku
- Mos def it's like $7.99 for a bottlerobotron3k
- RumperChunk0
So... I have Clive Arrowsmith coming to my studio on Tuesday to shoot with me...Guy has done it all... from Vougue shoots to touring with Fleetwood Mac, snorting coke with the Stones, and shooting Yoko Ono. He was telling me today how he knocked up two girls at the same time when he was 22... on the floor of the boiler room in college.
Not sure I can compete with that... I just like going home now and playing with the kids...
- He seems to have missed Yoko.Nairn
- Ooo.. Freudian slip there considering what happened to John Lennon..RumperChunk
- You don't need to compete. Just tell the auld c*nt to stop bragging and get on with the job at hand. ;)microkorg
- sted3
LOL impossible to share qbn on facebook :D
- RumperChunk2
Some cunt opened his car door without looking as my wife drove past - with the kids in the car - so naturally she hit it straight on. He jumps out calling my wife an idiot, but admits it’s his fault. Just had the car fixed and now he says it was our fault.
Classy human being.
- But how's he going to prove it was anyone's fault but his own?Nairn
- there's probably a cctv that captured thatMaaku
- Seems about right, you people in Britain are famous for changing your mind...robotron3k
- Always get witnesses at the sopt. Take photos and phone the police. Do NOT move the cars unless advised by police.microkorg
- Hope everyone is doing ok. That's a scary thing especially for a child.sea_sea
- Thanks Sea. Everyone one was fine once over the shock. Just a paperwork headache now...RumperChunk
- Similar happened to my wife in a parking lot, with kid in tow. Guy claimed and apologized to her, to only later tell insurance it was her fault. Luckily she..DarkCover
- took photos and video which proved their positions in the lot. Now his company only wants to pay 90% so ours going after him for the 10% and we're out the...DarkCover
- deductible until their court date. So lame...To make it worse the asshat lives around the block from us.DarkCover
- Bennn-1
Pew Die Pie has 80,000,000 subscribers on Youtube and he can't manage to have decent lightning and camera for his videos
- I haven't seen his videos, but I'd be willing to bet his lighting and camera are more than decent. Also, don't you use a cracked Adobe suite?monospaced
- He has 80m subscribers despite his lighting, camera, and personality.i_monk
- Hi mono :DBennn
- dont think this is decent lighning and image and the room look like shit https://www.youtube.…Bennn
- Trust me. It’s more than decent for his needs and audience. If it weren’t it would be a problem.monospaced
- yeah surely enough for his 11 to 20 years old audience, I agree on thisBennn
- You were watching his video.monospaced
- I just don't get the appeal of him..shapesalad
- You are not his audience then.pango
- Help stop T-Series, subscribe!pewdiepie
- lol ee have a PewDiePie lurker in the QBN lolllBennn
- his art direction and video editing style is intentionally lo-fi. just because you have millions subs doesnt mean it has to look HollywoodNBQ00
- I watched some of his game playthroughs years ago, his humor is very specific, in a good, non self restricting way, other videos I don't understanddrgs
- honestly, fucking good on him and others for doing their own lo fi thing. msm is fucking so out of touch it's embarrassing.inteliboy
- He has 80m subscribers, he doesn't give one shit.set
- exactlyBennn
- Perfect cinematography is not a priority for himlucas_logan
- Pew Dee Pie and Logan Paul are one and the same no?robotron3k
- robotron3k "signs you're getting old"NBQ00
- his appeal is in the 'DIY' / 'lofi' / anti tv appeal. having semi-pro lighting etc would be like Lars von Trier directing a mickey mouse filmmugwart
- lucas_logan-11
Im really hoping Abrams comes through with the butter for sw9 and rights the ship. If it sux thats ok anyways.
I'd love to see sw rebooted as bmovie ridiculousness like that Heidi flix
- http://1.media.dorkl…Krassy
- what???shapesalad
- Supplucas_logan
- welcome back lolsea_sea
- Thxlucas_logan
- Happy 019lucas_logan
- Hide your moms.soundofreason
- It's been down hill since A New Hope.i_monk
- lol@ soundpockets
- notype2
Learning a new language- excited.
But where to go best in the digital space. Anyone know? RosettaStone?- https://www.duolingo…ok_not_ok
- ^^ I use this. It's goodGnash
- Duolingo's pretty poor, imho.Nairn
- io parlo italiano come un bambino oraGnash
- Digital is no substitute for immersion. Take a sabbatical and move to where the language is spoken, enroll in school.i_monk
- I did that in 2007, moved to Seoul and was conversational in Korean in 6 months.i_monk
- ^
https://www.esquire.…Gnash - You go where the language is spoke locally.pango
- Thanks for the tips gang! I’ve heard that tongues have to touch (literally) with the lang. that you’re learning so maybe I will travel soonnotype
- It's contextual, but installing a translation pack for Google Translate on a phone is great - you can quickly look up and check thought processesNairn
- Jak zhemashdrgs
- If you already have some understanding of the language, start watching movies in that language with the same language as subtitle. Listen with headphonesdyspl
- To really grasp every word and prononciation. Netflix is excellent for that.dyspl
- When I was 8 years old I was flown to a foreign country and thrown into their school system the same week without having any knowledge of their language.soundofreason
- After 3 months I was fluent in that language and participated in the city's spelling bee. I also developed a great distrust & contempt towards other humans.soundofreason
- @Gnash – horrible, but to be expected of the Parisians. I had a Parisian French teacher (a Kiwi!) who hated (all) Canadians for our Quebec-style French.i_monk
- pango0
Fb's feature "on this day" made me realize how much of my post don't make sense.
Apparently 4 yrs ago today I was fighting a door.
I won tho.
- lucas_logan-6
"Perfect Sky and a Sunset"
I think I do believe in an afterlife.
I can see how particles of our consciousness
As micro as micro can be
Float along the skies
Maybe even spies
To deeds of descendants
A soap opera everyday
I don't know
But there is still that hope.
Parallels and patterns
Always are there to see.
Pass me that beer.
-c- Xanax posting?maquito
- For u maybe... Booyahlucas_logan
- I will rarely actually say "booyah" unless I'm playing ball or something.lucas_logan
- Anyways Mack daddy mack...it's called poetry. Look into it.lucas_logan
- furtherbla, ive never taken a zanny, i use natural herbslucas_logan
- i try to keep it natural w as much as i can control. i eat kale. i enjoy kale. haaalucas_logan
- welcome back, yurimonsarahfailin