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I got arrested today and just before the cop was about to put the handcuffs on me after reading me my rights, he gets a call from dispatcher, talks to them for a second and he tells me "Today's your lucky day, I gotta go" and he leaves me standing on the street in disbelief.
Thank you our lord and savior for not making me share a cell with someone tonight.
- So what did you do to get arrested?utopian
- Plz be public indecency. That would make you cool.pango
- plastering posters “Build The Wall, Make America Great Again” hahhahaBoz
- j/k i got carried away on my bike as i was late meeting someone and went kind of really fastBoz
- i was pretty careless but it’s really easy on my bike and i deserved it really but luck or divine intervention saved my ass :)Boz
- arrested in handcuffs for going fast on a bike? huh? wut?chukkaphob
- yep, if you go 20mph over speed limit it's criminal speeding and they can arrest you. Most cases they'll lower the speed on a ticket but I was super dumbBoz
- How fast were you going?monospaced
- Lord and savior? Divine intervention? Keep it in your pants.i_monk
- sorry, what did this imaginary lord and savior have to do with this?monospaced
- O__O Lord put that nice officer's wife in the hospital. that phone call he got was from the hospital.pango
- "late meeting someone"?
booty call?
otherwise why else should you go that fast?pango - arresting with handcuffs for speeding? y'all need the wall to keep you all _inside_ manmekk
- What shithole country is this in where you can’t ride fast on a bicycle?LMFAO
- @LMFAO LMFAO!chukkaphob
- Motorbike? Bicycle?microkorg
- Bicycle
ya he was on roid.pango