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- emukid0
perhaps fairey needs to eat more pineapple
- juhls0
Hey, it's emu! What's up?
- not much. other than referring to the urban legent that eating pineapple helps not leave a bad taste in people's mouthsemukid
- i haven't tried this tho. not that i want to try this experiment. sounds like an awful experimentemukid
- but i am okay with other people trying this on my behalf and reporting back so i can know if the pineapple thing worksemukid
- oh, I get it now.juhls
- okay i will stop talking nowemukid
- mmmmm pinenappleemukid
- you could include that in your next hit film.juhls
- ********0
If I had the power to change people's perceptions, I know what I would do first.
I'd change people's perception of the appearance of Christ. I'd be respectful of their belief's so I wouldn't do anything awful like depict him as a woman or a negroid, no, I wouldn't go that far. There would be some additional preparatory work for me to do prior to my paradigm shift, the setting up of online stores, merchandising outlets, TV exclusives and all the trimmings of what I would easily turn into a frenzy of healthy and tasteful worship. Once that was all set and the people seemed ready, I would go right ahead and manipulate their minds. Overnight Christ's head would be instantly renewed. The differences are subtle but just enough, outward appearance generally similar but most notably his skin complexion has now adopted a much more 'toastlike' appearance and his profile a more 'loafish' demeanor.
Soon the stockpiles of multigrain loaves would be popping out of toasters in my factories (I call them Churches, but only on internal documantation) and whizzing around the globe via my pre-arranged network of LordWagons, the Catholic world would be reaching deep into their Holy pockets, spreading the word and not the margarine! eBay shall rejoice with renewed purchasing interest, casinos compete for the ultimate mascot!
Toast really can bring people together.
- I'm working on a line of womanly 'Mary' candles also.********
- "Melt away with Mary, Mother of Christ" is the strapline.********
- I'm working on a line of womanly 'Mary' candles also.
- Horp0
Fuck you. Fuck your religion. Your figure head is nothing but a convenient mashup of the more palatable aspects of a handful of pagan deities, mixed with a bit of flour and baked via the CBT process. Your good book has been re-written by every king from here to Kingsmill, to suit each more and appetite.
This is the one true god
Behold, the Malted Companion.
- I can't eat that stuff anymore thanks to my mum packing me off with it in my lunch box as a kid********
- I used to throw it away at the end of the day/week.********
- I am lucky in that I have only come to discover its loveliness in the last few weeks. Now I can't get enough.Horp
- in the summer months my school bag would smell of sweaty malted loaf********
- Nom nom nomHorp
- blog sucks********
- Heat in toaster, apply too much butter, eat..... then have a mouth orgasm.chossy
- I can't eat that stuff anymore thanks to my mum packing me off with it in my lunch box as a kid
- chossy0
I just woke up there from a bit of a snooze, on my bed and I looked over my room a bit bleary eyed and totally shat a tonne. I have some clean clothes drying on my airer in my room and I have a shirt on a coat hanger hooked onto the airer, well this shirt is white and as I was looking at my airer the shirt turned round.
I fucking bricked it, thought it was a ghost or some shit like that. Now I'm all totally fully awake and it's time for bed. I'm going to crack open a foamer. Golden Promise is the beers name I will drink and it is the worlds first organic beer, brewed in bonnie Edinburgh :)
- Nairn0
Isn't it funny how all the pictures posted in QBN are 450 pixels or less wide? I mean - what are the odds?
- ********0
hey spooky,
what's with that 69 love pyramid piece?
(posted ~5 pages back)you're fucking weird, dude.
- Khurram0
Horp, your wife and child are feeling despereately neglected from the amount of time you're spending in the blog thread.
They are developing symptoms of blog envy.
- Attend to their needs...Khurram
- Really trying for the jugular there huh? That takes a special kind of gentleman.********
- Jesus will you get off my jock-strap cock face. That was a total joke. Tim knows i wuv him :)Khurram
- Cock face.Khurram
- :PKhurram
- And you're one to talk, Mr expert at character assasinating innocent internet dweebsKhurram
- (you're cute)********
- With his carefully thought out and observed retorts...Khurram
- i think Tim is attending to their needs.....Khurram
- That should take 3 mins....Khurram
- <LOLKhurram
- Jokes of course, you know i'm messing studio spooky :)Khurram
- they're never innocent. Sinners the lot of them. Despicable sinners.********
- ********0
Tim, I think you're real cute.
- I mean, I think you're pretty...********
- pretty funny...********
- pretty funny fucking guy.********
- I mean, a pretty funny looking fucking guy.********
- (well and favored.)********
- I mean, I think you're pretty...
- locustsloth0
why is francisfido always hugging his sentences? Did they not get enough love when they were in his brain?
- ad nauseam?********
- ad taedium?********
- bad sentences, just trying to get somewhere nice...********
- (or a vain form of associative revisionism)********
- (high?)********
- blog is fun.
where's the blog?
i want to be where the blog is!********
- ad nauseam?
- ********0
(finger diarrhea)
- airey0
it can be crushing to come to a design forum and be called a small bunch of sticks. crushing and confusing at the same time.
- ********0
GOD,
THE UNIVERSE
AND
EVERYTHING ELSE- http://www.youtube.c…********
- 8.18
watch how he answers on his computer in real-time. so nice.********
- http://www.youtube.c…
- NotByHand0
Geez Nick, you had me all worried there with a couple of posts using fairly common language - instead of your typical overly pretentious and tired pseudo-intellectual jargon.
Don't get all funky on me like that, bro.- yep. never trust someone hiding ill conceived thought behind overly frilly language. or spanish.airey
- I'm just kidding, of course. I'm certainly assuming Nick knows that.NotByHand
- i'm not. i'm pretty sure he's a spaniard. and i think he's undercover and working for the pope.airey
- i am nothing********
- (i annotate blog)********
- lolairey
- airey0
i'd kill you all with my mind bullets. all of you!
- airey0
"On the other hand, you have different fingers"
— Jack Handey
- airey0
"I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it."
— Jack Handey
